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When will Andy show up in S3?

When will Cooper shwo up in S3?

When will Judy show up in S3?

When will Donna show up in S3?

Just watched the episode where Leland dies. This show is kino, but I hear it gets worse from now on. Should I watch the rest of s2? Also Major Briggs best character. Hope he shows up in s3.

Fuck off and die

there's still good stuff, but it is a real slog to get through.

When will Michael J. Anderson show up in S3?

kys

We treez now

After Leland dies it turns to shit until Windom Earle shows up. You can safely skip all episodes to that point.

what that have to do with Wisdom Earl I thout he was dead

/tpg/ is already dead after only 19 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

UNO JUSTO xD

>twin peaks gets me interested in dream travel
>keep a dream log and focus on images that come to me in my sleep
>being to practice lucid dreaming
>start to visit black lodge in my dreams
>nobody's there but i have created a replica of the red room
>begin mediating
>find in 1hr sessions i can achieve an out of body state
>realize i have unlocked the ability to dream or project my mind whilst in a waking state
>project myself into the black lodge
>michael j anderson is there
>realize i have been duped and a lodge spirit now possesses my real body
>shitposting from black lodge now

it's comfy but i don't have very good internet in here.

how's the coffee?

Frozen

frustrating.

Thicc.

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damn good joe

I FOUND somethin

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and that's how you dry a vagina in record time

That made me wet and I'm not even a girl

Faggot. All women love being choked

>implying pretentious faggots here are not happy about TP being more obscure

A bit of serious posting, pls.
Just watched FWWM + Missing Pieces.
What the fuck happened to Jeffries?
Why did that monkey near ending say 'Judy?'?
Who the fuck is Judy?
What is the role of the ring?
Who was that lady when Desmond was drinking Good Mornin' America in the beginning?
Who did Bobby kill? It's obvious that it was not Mike, but the guy seemed like that Canadian Police guy that was later working with Renault. Even tho he should be fucking dead.
What the hell white horse means?
Why did Laura feel like she had a multiple personality disorder? Was she already possessed by another Lodge entity?

We're not gonna talk about Judy.

Look, no offense, folks, but you're reading entirely too much
into Lynch's work.

"Lynch is too artsy to just toss things in here".
Not true. Sometimes, the best stuff in film is stuff that means
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Sometimes, there is NO meaning. The artist's
intention is to laugh hysterically while knowing that millions of
folks are straining and losing sleep at night to "find the meaning",
insisting that there MUST be some meaning to everything, when
there really isn't. Dada?

Lynch fans usually sit back and enjoy his work, catching the very
silly things that Lynch includes in his "art". Lynch likes to
play with emotions. He'll offend you and horrify you. Seconds
later, he'll make you laugh. Then you feel guilty for laughing
because you saw something that horrified you only minutes before.
Anybody who can pull out so many conflicting emotions at one time
is one talented artist, that's for sure.

Of course, it IS kind of fun trying to figure out the "meaning"
to all of this stuff in Twin Peaks, but let's not get carried away?

Lynch's work may mean nothing, but some things are really easy to draw conclusions from. While there isn't a real "meaning", there is usually enough evidence to strongly suggest one.

WHEN JOSIE GETS OUTTA THE DOORKNOB
SO GOOD
SHES THE PRIDE OF THE LUMBERMILL
SHES THE RAW FLAME
THE LIVE WIRE
SHE PRAYS LIKE A ROMAN
WITH HER EYES ON FIRE WALK WITH ME
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>What the fuck happened to Jeffries?
THE SHIT, IT COME OUT OF MY ASS
>Why did that monkey near ending say 'Judy?'?
We're not gonna talk about Judy
>Who the fuck is Judy?
In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all.
>What is the role of the ring?
I don't know
>Who was that lady when Desmond was drinking Good Mornin' America in the beginning?
I don't remember that part
>Who did Bobby kill? It's obvious that it was not Mike, but the guy seemed like that Canadian Police guy that was later working with Renault. Even tho he should be fucking dead.
The deputy from the start of the film
>What the hell white horse means?
A city in Canada
>Why did Laura feel like she had a multiple personality disorder? Was she already possessed by another Lodge entity?
She has a doppleganger like everyone else

>no link for last thread

>What the fuck happened to Jeffries?
He found something at Judy's place that transported him to the black lodge, he witnessed a meeting among the spirits and possibly had a vision of the future since time in the lodge is warped (as evidenced by the fact that he assumed Cooper was his doppelganger instead)
>Why did that monkey near ending say 'Judy?'?
>Who the fuck is Judy?
Nobody knows
>What is the role of the ring?
it's implied to be the vessel through which someone can enter communion with Mike, which is why their left arms (same arm which mike ripped out) are numb. Mike wants to prevent Bob from entering Laura, so he gives her the ring which prevents bob from possessing her, and he is then forced to kill her. Mike and his arm then demand the Garmonbonzia from Bob since he just killed someone who was connected to them.
>Who did Bobby kill? It's obvious that it was not Mike, but the guy seemed like that Canadian Police guy that was later working with Renault. Even tho he should be fucking dead.
A random drug dealer, canadians just happen to look alike
>What the hell white horse means?
the pale horse means death in multiple cultures
>Why did Laura feel like she had a multiple personality disorder? Was she already possessed by another Lodge entity?
She was fucked up from being fucked silly and tortured by her own dad since she was a child

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this is now a Josie appreciation thread.

1 reply = 1 prayer to josie getting out of the doorknob.

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>I hear it gets worse from now on
You have no idea.

/ o u r g u y /

1 squeeze an i'm cum

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fuck

SIT DOWN, JEFFRIES

HELL

GAWD

BABY

DAMN

NO

Santa Maria, where did you go?

My opinion; Twin Peaks is a pretentious mess of a series, best avoided. I think the fact that David Lynch murders his audience by proxy for having the audacity to enjoy something other than his art house bullshit shows nothing contempt for said audience.

We're in it now, lads

Yeah skip the rest. But make sure you watch Mulholland Drive, Inland Empire, and the Georgia Coffee commercials. Those are canon.

this

the fucks are it again

The last episode is the best. You have to make it through the shitty eps, but it's worth it.

(You) know the drill

EPIC MEME BRO :D

HAHA JUDY AM I RIGHT? :DDD
SHIT COME OUT OF MY ASS LMAO

Hey Sup Forums, what would you do in Lynchworld?

prolly live in moscow just like I do now

Turn into a fucking smoke cloud with a gold ball inside it

THE FUCKS ARE AT IT AGAIN

Trying to compare tv ratings in the 90s to tv ratings now.

Remember twin peaks season 2 at its lowest got 8 million and was considered low and unsuccessful. Almost anyhow now would fucking kill to get those numbers on tv.

no internet explains such high ratings
people had no other sources of entertainment

I don't think Lynch clockworked anyone in order to see his movies. He just gives what he's got and feels. And that's what artists do.
And that is what you don't understand. Opinions are like arseholes, anyway. Everybody has one.

Did you hear anything about protest on Monday?

I didn't her about it because is hasn't happened yet
Sure will hear about it on monday

The one thing I cannot figure about the new series is how come everybody just dropped the whole black lodge thing. Andy found where it was, no? So why there are not ongoing investigations about it? I mean, 25 years and nobody did fucking anything? Or maybe EvilCoop blocked all the police work from the inside? Maybe it's a stupid thing from me to expect any explanation from Lynch.

They saw Cooper go into the woods, he disappeared for a while. He came back and he was a bit fucked in the head, but he was okay and was presumably discharged.

The bookhouse boys know about a "darkness in the woods" but they don't know about the lodge. While we (the viewer) see a curtain effect when Cooper stands in glastonbury grove, who knows if other people see it. From their perspective Cooper would have just walked into the woods and disappeared.

it still boggles my mind how the pilot got 34 MILLION viewers on its debut

Doesn't it appear every 25 years?

YOU JUST KNOW

God damn...

I know it's a nighttime in america but that's no reason for /tpg/ to die

Holy shit, the third season is so strange,in a bad way, and boring.

tfw will miss episode 6
JUST JUDY MY SHIT UP

HELLLOOOOOOOOoooooo-OOOOOO!

>be a hideously deformed midget
>genuinely believe you're superior to anyone

Nigga got ideas above his station and got in over his head.

Watch at speed 2, until the two last episodes

People had internet to discuss twin peaks

HELLLOOOOOOOOoooooo-OOOOOO!
>t.MrJackpots

it was 1991 so no internet

the blacker the berry, the sweeter the coffee

Commercial Internet exists since the mid 1980s, and the WWW exists since 1989. There already were BBS communities in the early 1990s.

oh mr cooper oh the juice it come out of my berries

People had internet to discuss twin peaks as it was airing in 1991

Ditto.

but the scale of that was not comparable to what we have now, not talking about how there was no internet in russia until 00s

I brought a picture for you.

The combination of limited TV entertainment, and the WWW in its nascence, produced concentrated fandom, and intense "word of mouth".

>Coop, I may be wearing a dress - but I still put my panties on one leg at a time if you know what I mean!
What did she mean by this?

THERE THEY ARE user

>While we (the viewer) see a curtain effect when Cooper stands in glastonbury grove, who knows if other people see it. From their perspective Cooper would have just walked into the woods and disappeared

Sheriff Truman saw it.

All the could do is discuss.

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Autist Coop is cute!

FACES OF STONE

This is the ultimate lynch core

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You're straight up retarded.

so who is our 2017 lynchfu?