LET'S GROW OURSELVES A BIG LANKY GOGGLE-EYED FREAK

LET'S GROW OURSELVES A BIG LANKY GOGGLE-EYED FREAK

"could be yer brother"

cant help that my eyes are slightly bulbous

Your Swindon lot are little slugs, little slugs with no personality who are jealous of us because we're better at everything

... Steve

*Slough lot, he was imitating Neil

no it was swindon lot you fucking mug

Wrong

Scranton, you mong

eh I tell you what on a serious note if it did kick off, get out, I don't want you lot getting hurt it's not worth it

>I'll step in if you want

nah this is big boy shit mate but cheers

Karl could be savage when he wanted to be. I felt a little bad for Steve at times.

Oh yeah you're right again, well done, you've won

LIFE

LIFE

LIFE

Peter Ian Staker

SCREW BLOCKBUSTERS
SCREW BOB HOLNESS
AND SCREW YER GOLD RUN

now let that be a lesson to yer, respect yer elders, and do not fuck with the big boys

>She said no

here's your cryptic clue: this part of my leg is english

Which knee Houston.
Whicnee Houston.
Whitney Houston.

Wait, Houston's in America though...

SPRINGSTEEN BORN TO RUN THE SLOUGH BRANCH

He fits in his freak part.
Granted he got nonfreak parts in which he didn't do so well.

BRITNEY

>Fray Bentos

I laughed so hard even if I didn't know who he was.

you win the nick cave greatest hits cd without the case

I wish I could enjoy this show but half the time I cant tell what the fuck theyre saying and they use the stupidest phrases.

it must be shit to be so american you cant even speak english

the only accent i have trouble with are some irish who talk real fast

OH LIFE

...

>yfw this ugly lanklet banged Hayley Atwell

Brent mused

>only REAL role is actually the big lanky goggle-eyed mutant freak
That's a low blow

Strings to Brent's bow, number one: philanthropist

Destroyer of tin openers, slicer of fingers.

I literally had to get 2 stiches from a can cutting my finger open and it was right on the bone joint so it wouldn't heal without a stitch

Similar

British design, everyone

issit a black mans cock?

fuck you fuckin' googley-eyed bean-pole cunt

you're retarded

Apparently they have some specific "will open our pies without either breaking or pushing in the lid instead of cutting it so it becomes impossible to open" tin openers they recommend. They must get lots of messages with pictures of bloodied fingers.

Did you see that film last night? Denzel Washington? Great actor, just terrific

He's not my favorite actor though, Denzel Washington... My favorite actor, is mister Sidney Poitier.

I THINK THERE'S BEEN A RAPE UP THERE

Best character.
Reminds me of many people here on the chans kek

No one likes picking on an invalid

>here on the chans kek
yikes

Don't grab it if you haven't got one ready, it slows it down.

That's why he fit so well in Logan. I wish they were still doing podcasts or radio just so I could hear Karl have a go at Steve over how he looks in that movie

...

I took my helmet off and said "I'm not a professional"

You should be

She got it just from those clues

Matthew Holness is GOAT

Still in love with Dawn then

He actually says "I see you've gone off Dawn then" in front of Tim's new gf

Donna from the first series and Rachel from the second were hot as fuck

...

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I really have gone nowhere in life

And you wonder why Brits are all gays

>tfw just Roper to beat

that is a man's game

holy christ

yeah thats one of the hottest women to ever live and shes just some forgotten slag from the office

thats kirsty gallacher you pillock

No, because that isn't true.

Oh no, I don't believe it! If you see three debauched drunkards in the corner, stay away from us!

do you have a single fact to back that up?

Literally every white baby born in this green and pleasant land

Five fun runs in two years

Left is a 10/10 to britbongs

best scene

-needs?

DO IT YER SELF, I'VE GOTTA SAVE SOME AFRICANS!!

If there’s one other person who’s influenced me in that way I think, someone who is a maverick, someone who does that to the system, then, it’s Ian Botham. Because Beefy will happily say “that’s what I think of your selection policy, yes I’ve hit the odd copper, yes I’ve enjoyed the old dooby, but will you piss off and leave me alone, I’m walking to John O’Groats for some spastics."