The entirety of Sup Forums enhabits the ISS Enterprise, registry number NCC-1701-D, of the Terran Empire

The entirety of Sup Forums enhabits the ISS Enterprise, registry number NCC-1701-D, of the Terran Empire.

What do?

Gas the spacekikes.

Just boot them out of the airlock senpai.

Proton torpedo Israel

Are there any Muslims left? I was told that there would be no Muzzies in the future. Make it so.

Yeah, fuck those Vulcans.

Cochrane did literally nothing wrong.

Kill all Ferangi

And the clown.
Especially the clown.

>Gas the Ferengi
>Dibs on 7of9

REMEMBER THE SIX TRILLION FERANGI

All of Earth is united under the Terran Empire. Do it anyway?

Oh god we can still make it that timeline. Gas the kikes to reach the stars!

Step one is to construct a self aware positronic Awoo.

Take off my red shirt and apply for a fucking transfer before the season finale kills off half the crew

The Ferengi are the real space Jews of that show.

...

>le happy merchant

#MakeTerraGreatAgain

Trump will be our first emperor.

I call dibs on the holodeck

Don't know how it is in this timeline though.

Never read any of the extended universe, and only watched TNG and parts of Voyager. Couple of DS9 and the newest series episodes too.

Make it so

Mankind only gets its shit together in the Star Trek universe after WWIII. I assume we get rid of all the Muslims then and invent Warp technology.

The terran empire isn't entirely white though, it's literally human supremacy, so to make it perfect we have to photon the non-white nations. Literally one galaxy class starship firing without any advanced warning could purify the planet.

Cook me some fucking ayy lmao tendies and ask if Klingons are white?

(hopefully this works properly)

Im happy just walking around the arboretum

We finished Israel. Who next?

Why the clown?

Use kraut space magic to replicate a G11

Drink all the purple drank.

Best post.
>gas the Ferengii
But sir we have photo torpedos!
I WANT GAS

mass effect

>implying it wasn't the Bajorans with muh 6 gorillion years of Cardassian "oppression"

Holy shit i never made that connection. Prune juice n gin mane

>Terran Empire

Are those the guys from the mirror universe? I just want to go on some kind of Star Trip and spread some love and if not we'll prepare the torpedoes.

Yeah, those are the mirror lads.

Fucking spoonheads

>KLINGON LIVES MATTER
>KAHLESS DINDU NUFFIN
>HE WUZ A GOOD BOY
>KLINGONZ WUZ KANGZ
>MOAR GOLD PRESSED LATINUM FOR DEM PROGRAMZ

DS9 is actually really fucking good, I'd recommend watching it start to finish
it's actually fully serialized unlike the other two

Fully serialised? What do you mean?

each episode builds on the last one

20 years in space prison

Seems interesting.

minutes*

Would race mix with

Day 1 of the Sup Forumsmada
> Captain Ben "Khan did nothing wrong" Garrison takes to his chair
> Admiral Merkel of the cuck federation hails the enterprise, sending them on a diplomatic mission to the klingon empire
> Captain Ben takes his orders and issues the command to proceed at maximum warp to Qo'noS
> Upon arriving, Captain Garrison beams the entire diplomatic delegation from Qo'noS into a nearby nebula
> Captain Garrison then retreats to his cabin to make his personal log on the first dealings with what he calls the spaceniggers of the galaxy

what for? the empire are at war with the spoonheads. also how many light do you see?