/gabagool/ thread: 10 year anniversary edition
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soprano ending is a pleb filter
divisive how? if you don't like the ending, then you are a pleb who probably likes breaking bad
Good morning, Wirefags.
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Ending gives me chills every time desu
exactly. it divides the patritians from the plebs
The Sopranos was the GOAT. I heard you people call good things "Kino" around here or some autistic Japanese meme shit.
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The Wire had the best characters
Sopranos had the best writting
I disagree
>we do not live in a timeline where James Gandolfini wins an Oscar for a perfect portrayal of Benito Mussolini
Why even live, Sup Forums!?
Fuck, that would have been amazing
All of season six was fucking shit. The show really went downhill after season four.
Are you fucking retarded? Season six was the greatest. That second to last episode is the best television ever.
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Virgin here.
is it true that its pretty gay to be into eating pussy?
like if my first time ever happens. would I look like total fag if I went down on her.....or is it just if you are too keen to do it? if it's the latter, what is considered being too keen?
I thought the whole scene was just a meme until I heard some dudes at the gym acting all disgusted at the idea of eating pussy.
when I watch porn I'm usually really into pussy eating scenes. should I stop that shit and start reconditioning myself into being into something else?
Not gay to eat pussy, but do it only after you have fucked her a couple of times
NEVER eat the pussy of a one night stand. I repeat, NEVER eat the pussy of a one night stand
Obviously it mean divisive as to whether he got whacked or not
any reason why?
t. horny virgin
Yeah, let's put unknown pussy that is probably full of diseases on my mouth. Great plan!
At leats your dick wears a condom!
lmao damn didn't even think of that thanks for the heads up.
anything else lonely virgins need to know just incase anything happens
>condom
>2017
When talking to a women, be ready to punch her in the mouth. The aggression makes it easier to talk.
Did you edit the Pie O My race cheering into AJs football game?
>The movie ends right as he's executed
>DON"T STOP--
>that one user who sang the gabagool song to his dog and posted a vocaroo
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>just incase anything happens
Nothing will happen. Ever. Women can smell sexless losers from miles away.
But don't worry. You'll get some used goods eventually. If you agree to help raise chad's children, that is.
Such is the life of a beta male.
A few years down the line he probably regrets not being a father and wants her back. She happily agrees of course. Chad jr. needs a real man as role model, not some pathetic nerd.
he ever had the makings of a varsity athlete...
>The New York v New Jersey war that has being building up for seasons last only one episode
>Johnny Cakes story-line last twice as long
What did these hacks mean by this?
he hates people like you, and cucked you accordingly
it's a mafia series that's mostly about the mob. even the storylines outside of it usually somehow tie in with the mob. david chase also said some bullshit about how he was shocked that peoplw sympathize with criminals I can't take that seriously.
anyways, how come half of the capos are barely part of the series?
>it's a mafia series that's mostly about the mob
youre wrong you stinking pleb
i was like you a few months ago. i like the porn scenes with it, but irl it just didn't seem appealing to me. still, tried it for like 10 seconds, it was disgusting. Not like super overwhelmingly gross, just actively and consistently unpleasant. not gonna do again.
"I might be a woman beater, but I'm not a pussy eater." -Eric "Eazy E" Wright
also to add to this, it's just not alpha. eating pussy is submissive and for those 10 seconds i felt like a bitch.
NOBODY'S GOT AIDS!
name 5 storylines that don't have anything to do with the mob
What was up with Carmela and crying at the art?
dont watch porn, thats why you are a virgin
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every person I know who has regular sex also regularly watches porn
tony blaming his mother and refusing to blame his father
tony seeing a psychiatrist
junior getting dementia
AJ and blanca/devin/matt
AJ getting suspended/expelled
tony and carmella interviewing the military school
carmella's spec house
carmella and ro go to paris
carmella has weird crush thing on the priest and he stays the night
meadow deciding what college she wants to go to
carmella playing the stock market
AJ attempting suicide
tell that to that virgin and rising number of adult virgins around the world who get gratification in one click instead of pursuing woman
She despairs that her luxurious lifestyle is funded by crime and violence, and that her criminal husband lavishes her with expensive gifts partly out of guilt for his philandering. Meadow denigrates one of the portraits hanging on the wall: “She’s just the wife of a rich merchant.” Carmela takes the characterization as a personal insult and lashes back at Mead’s sagging grades. In a sensitive state, Carmela starts weeping in front of painting.
Carmela feels that she too has married a baby. But Tony is not the baby Jesus depicted in the painting, nor is Carmela a saint like Catherine. Carmela is an accomplice to crime, as Dr. Krakauer told her, and she knows it. She goes to her new priest, Fr. Obosi, for advice. Obosi couldn’t be more different from Krakauer. He tells her that Carmela must not leave Tony but must instead “learn to live on the good part. Forgo those things that lie without it.”
Chase isn't criticizing Catholicism here as much as he is giving Carmela a way to rationalize staying in her marriage. Chase, like Father Obosi’s God, “understands that we live in the middle of tensions.” At the end of the episode, as Dylan’s “Return to Me” plays, we understand that Carmela and Tony have returned to each other: Carmela by taking off her expensive sapphire and rededicating herself to her marriage; and Tony by ending his affair with Gloria. If Gloria represented amour fou, a crazy, passionate love, then Carmela represents a solid, stable domestic love.
Although Carmela removes her expensive ring here, she will decreasingly attempt to “live off the good part” as the series continues. She will, like Hillary Clinton (who the mob wives discuss), take all the shit in her life and spin it into gold. Literally spin it into gold – the future holds more jewelry and clothes and houses and a Porsche for Carmela.
no gabagool at home
with pulp instead of SOME pulp
artie talking when you want to eat
good gravy today
So, from what movie is this?
not him, and i think you're generally right, but all of those have to do with the mob, ie tony's nature, tony's money, etc. but that's what makes the show so great, it's about all sorts of things pertaining to being a human on earth, but it has to do with the mafia still, even if it is 'set dressing' in a way, but all stories are like that. there's a backdrop, and then there's the human emotion
you know Quasimodo predicted all this
chrissy's drug problem
tony and irina
tony and gloria
paulie finding out about his mother
the ducks in the backyard
meadow and noah
carmela fucking AJ's teacher
so was tony right about noah? I would have have understood him if it was about him not being italian, but it was about him being half black
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yes, noah was a fucking douchebag and he was just playing her anyway..
tony should have whacked him.
fuckin mulignans are bad already but half kike too? marone thats a double whammy
italian dirtbags are exactly like niggers they're just more full of themselves
Oooohh!
who was wrong? paul castellano or john gotti?
they're degenerate pieces of filth and cowards like the niggers. They can't take it when someone stands up to them and they resort to dirty tactics
jon gotti was a retard he and his family bought the Gambinos down harder than Castellano ever could. Good ridence to that fat frissy suit wearing italian pig. Id love to find his grave so i could piss on it.
Wire's characters were it's weakest aspect
What the fuck was her problem?
she crawled under there for warmth, chrissy dindu nuffin
best death in the series rest in piss chrissy
>"Fuck awf Aalies I'm paht of the Aaxis they have gabagool"
Did Tony not have the makings of a varsity athlete? It was very subtle I'm not sure I grasped it.
he was the best character, him and silvio are the most loyle characters
so you guys say eating pussy is weak and submissive. by that logic, getting your ass licked is alpha?
this is what ive been tryin ta tell you all along YA STAY WITH YOUR OWN PEOOOOPLEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Only eat her if shes someone special. If shes some whore don't put your mouth in such dirty places.
meow
>Mussolini biopic
For what purpose? The man was an embarassing failure. It'd just be Tony speaking Italian.
So, we're all in agreeance Tony got whacked in the diner right?
Wait and try it the second or third time.
reeeee plebs get out
>different jawline
>different nose
different eye color
>"I might be a woman beater, but I'm not a pussy eater." -Eric "Eazy E" Wright
What happened to him, again?
I've literally never watched (normal) porn in my life
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secretly infected with AIDS with a syringe on Suge Knight's orders
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BLARGUGHARUUL?
Cwistofuh
They say there's no two people on Earth exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But did they know that for sure? Cause they would have to get everybody together in one huge space. And obviously that's not possible, even with computers. And not only that, they'd have to get all the people who ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothing. Mrs. Soprano may have passed but who's to say there isn't another Mrs. Soprano just like her? Or will be? Maybe not with the same fears and paranoia, but the same.
What I'm trying to say is
>"They're just a glorified crew!"
who's the realest nigga o the sopranos? my pick is chrissy
gabagool my friends. I just wanted to drop in and say that Anthony didn't get shot at the end.
Without Tony and Paulie being up in his shit all time Chrissy would have been the perfect mob boss
shit blew my mind the first time i saw it
Gravy's good tonight.
Anthony Jr. is the most annoying character ever written for a television show.
Holy fuck he is so annoying in the last 2-3 seasons
What the fuck is this post
The wire was the opposite of a character-driven show, it was all about the system and the characters were very simple
How anyone could think it had stronger characters than Tony Soprano is baffling
nigga is a concert pianist
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>annoying
>not terrifyingly relatable
NORMIES GET OUT PLS.
This is because he reminds you of yourself tho.
Finishing episode six of season five, is Steve's character going to get fucked over by the drug dealer's because he found their cash?
I might be a loser, but I am not a fucking faggot loser that wants to raise a black nigresses child, tries to kill himself and ruins his fathers every breath.
>The man was an embarassing failure
>implying that's a negative
>implying it wasn't Carmela's fault for coddling him
watch the military academy episode again and observe
>David Chase reportedly wanted 10 years of silent darkness after the final shot, but HBO forced him to shorten it to 10 seconds. If he had had his way, HBO would have only just started finally broadcasting other programming today
wow, I never knew that
yea its true
faggots will deny thisnot even close you stunad
the only really bad thing about aj is how little respect he has for his parents. people in the youtube comments sayed tony is abusive for dragging a grown man out of his bed lol