So... yeah, considering that WW3 is coming

so... yeah, considering that WW3 is coming..
mhhh who wants to be allied with us, guyz?

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try venezuela or brazil

Come on Germany, we will be good allies this time
>as soon as i finish giving IDs to this new batch of north african refugees so they can enrich you

Join the winning side right away, that way you won't have to switch sides halfway through.

Is Italy relevant at all in current year?

Isn't just full of balotellis?

U.S.
U.K.
Poland
Estonia
Greece

The only countries that meet quota. Australia, you can come, too.

The rest of you? Lick my ass and suck my balls.

Fuck you.

Thanks, Italy! I'll now give your new loans with 6 percent interest so you can pay back your 3 percent interest loans from before.

You homos can't even run a decent postal service, what fucking use will you be in a war?

Stay neutral, then see who's winning and side with them.

Utterly BTFO

Dont be so tsundere. You'll help us too if only so Russia wont take us over

Wierd list having 2 shitholes like greece and estonia in there

Thank you Hans, you are truly our greatest ally. We will pay everything and totally not delay the payments until uncle Mario gives us a good old bailout

for the glory of our lord we will be with the most powerful

You can't even exit from the European Union. LMAO.

Technically we are paying Greece, and all bar U.S. is in the fourth reich (EU). So, I guess we are in?

Berlusconi was so funny.
Miss him, tb h.

I unironically like EU and the idea of a single army with enough firepower to turn Russia into an european colony for good

But not as a socialist dystopia, we need a conservative non meme right to make the 4th reich happen

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You want something like this Maltese party?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperium_Europa

He became eventually senile but before his regression he was one of the only politicians we ever had with a pair. Best buddies with Putin and Gaddafi too

Now all we're getting is a bunch of unelected yes men from Merkel

fuck i'm in tears

I said non meme, but yes

The solution is clear. Leave the EU and start your own unions with the Balkans and Iberia.
You guys are all alike so will likely agree on most things.

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So start one, Francesco.

>allying with slavoshits
Nah.

Fuck you. You've proven how shit you are.

I take that back. You can come as long as you kick out the Quebecois, first.

That's the deal. Tell the Quebecois to fuck off, and you're in.

They meet quota. They're okay in my book.

Germany is lost.

It'd be one thing if you were paying Greece and meeting your quota. It'd be another thing if you were paying Greece, not meeting your quota, and weren't being fuckheads in general and didn't have Merkel as your leader but rather a strong conservative. Then again, if that were happening, I'd imagine you'd be paying for Greece, meeting your quota, and not being fuckheads in general and I'd be happy to have you.

So, the answer is no.

The problem in the EU is that being right=being antiEU. Front National, Lega Nord and the austrian rights are all paid by Putin to divide et impera.

We have M5s right now in Italy, strong party, they are kinda alt right and while they do want a stronger EU, they don't want this socialist cucktopia.

Dalmatia is yours. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
>M5s right now in Italy, strong party, they are kinda alt right and while they do want a stronger EU
How do you know what they want? They change their minds at every turn.

We won't be an enemies but not allies either, is all I can propose you.

Can't ponzi the Fonzie!

There must be a version with him and Sarkozy out there. The ultimate standoff between the smug Frenchman and the macho Italian: Who won?

Come on Italy, you know that you'll be allied with all sides at some point or other. It's your specialty.

>they don't want this socialist cucktopia.
they are the ones who voted to delete the crime of "illegal immigration"

yo, elect M5S and you could have a say when adults are talking.

till then.. ciao