If you bully these two countries, you deserve to get beaten up

If you bully these two countries, you deserve to get beaten up.

I bully Netherlands.....Spain STRONK

They both excelled at exporting opression and misery

fuck belgium, go niggerlands

What's Belgium's fucking problem? Why won't they just join the netherlands and make Europe great again?

treat your aids please
why would we do that? honestly its just borders and flags, but in fact we are already great economical allies so it won't change that much

t. assblasted terrorism victim

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Dunno. Depends what the Netherlands end game is really.

What do your countries want from the world?

Based norway. Belgium can eat a dick though unless they assimilate.

>be niggerlander
>get austrian netherlands in the peace of vienna for your new fake kingdom
>do not give them same rights, literally half your country is now inhabited by oppressed, second-class citizens
>they rightfully revolt and make their own fake kingdom, which is culturally different and the situation is fine
>21st century, some anons on a tibetan monk chanting board proclaim that the Dutch should totally get to annex Belgium again
>Dutch are still butthurt

>Be germanistan
>Completely fuck up europe TWICE over the span of 30 years
>Try to exterminate jews and other subhumans
>Fail miserably and get invaded by said subhumans
>In 20 years there won't be any actual germans left
>So butthurt about this he resorts to talking shit about other objectively superior countries

I was trying to make people aware of Belgium's history because this greater netherlands crap is ignorant, no need to go into such a rage-induced pol tier argumentation and distortion of realities

we are one of the richest country on earth, we just want more money obviously
fuck off

Fight me roadlet

Alright!

Wafels vs Oliebollen

Oliebollen > Wafels
Dit is een feit.

This is what really happened.

>The low countries conquer europe as the franks
>frankish empire falls apart into countries like France and the HRE
>the low countries say fuck these inferior countries and leave again
>Spain and HRE get butthurt
>we kick them out, while Belgium loses the war
>The Netherlands proceeds to be the richest country of europe for centuries
>Germany gets buttmad and tries to imitate our success and even tries to invade us with the UK and France a the same time
>fails
>apparently this little village is still too strong for its inferior neighbhors

>belgium
>country

>literally half your country is now inhabited by oppressed, second-class citizens

Belgium literally had more than twice as many inhabitants the Netherlands.

So more like two thirds were oppressed

oeps sorry, ik heb niks gehoord :^)

verwijder dit

>zonder krenten
VERWIJDER DIT

>Met krenten
Verwijder jezelf

Je bent wat je eet. Dus zonder krenten ben je geen echte Nederlander.

>letterlijk bloem in olie
>nederlanders noem het ''dessert''

>oliebollen als toetje
>een toetje een woestijn noemen
De absolute staat van België.

>>The low countries conquer europe as the franks
WE
>>the low countries say fuck these inferior countries and leave again
They didn't „leave“ before
>>Spain and HRE get butthurt
Of course Spain gets butthurt if their territories revolt
>>we kick them out, while Belgium loses the war
True
>>The Netherlands proceeds to be the richest country of europe for centuries
Dunno about riches, but yeah you were prosperous
>>Germany gets buttmad and tries to imitate our success and even tries to invade us with the UK and France a the same time
Germany never really cared about you, this just reeks of inferiority
>>apparently this little village is still too strong for its inferior neighbhors
Except for when we annihilated you in WW2, eh?

Also, none of what you just said is relevant to the issueat hand, ie Belgium's independence

>Letterlijk bloem tussen een toaster

>this just reeks of inferiority
*inferiority syndrome

Why do Germans always bring up WW2? Are they so proud of losing half their country?

heb jij autisme ofzo?
Bloem,boter,suiker,zalt,vanilla om precies te zijn

>3rd world Swamp shitholes
No one will care if they get bullied

WATCH OUT, HES GOT A GUN!!

>Are they so proud of losing half their country?
~nyan :3

fuck you, they make nice cheese and my bf will be dutch

>American thinks he lives in a first world country
Never fails to make me smile

>Algerian & Congolese shitskins get booty blasted enough to give all these (You)s

LMAO. You povertarians

I brought it up cause you claimed to be too strong for your neighbours

You lost more wars against us than visa versa.

We never had any war with you apart from WW2, what single German states did before unification doesn't apply
And even if it were so, this neither proves your claim nor does it have anything to do WITH GODDAMN BELGIUM WHICH I WAS TALKING ABOUT ORIGINALLY YOU BUTTHURT CUNT

If that wasn't Germany, then for most of your history you were even more irrelevant than Belgium. I guess that explains why you took on their flag.

So you're irrelevant in all history before the seven pronvinces banded together? No, of course not. Don't be an idiot. According to your logic a German state fighting another German state is Germany fighting a war against itself.

Is that so odd? Germany was even trying to wage a cold war against itself 30 years ago.

>a feudal German state of the HRE is the same as the GDR/FRG

That's pretty fucking rich coming from the birth country of the biggest drug kingpin + exporter in human history

Your fault for actually buying, snorting that shit and perpetuating said drug kingpins' power.

>It's the fault of white nations that colombians and their govt were too inept and corrupt to catch the guy for 30-odd years or so

Tell me more about your shortcomings pedro

Drug kingpins can afford to lose shipments to police and the army and just have one slip through because of the massive, unbelievable profit cocaine makes. Hungry North American and European noses will pay stupid amounts of money to get the stuff and the cash buys them enough power to annoy the state for a while.

Not to mention the chemical used to spray coca fields was found to be carcinogenic so the aerial raids have stopped and production has exploded.

So, find a better chemical or stop buying that shit.

None of these countries should even exist

can i come home now dad

Honestly, the Netherlands is such a beautiful country, just look at its shape, amazing, I only wish they saved some more untouched swamps, swamps are amazing and can host a wide range of animals. If you want to visit a beautiful swamp in Europe in north-eastern Spain we have the Ebro Delta, it's really worth a visit.

if you're a cute guy you can come get an euro citizenship if you gay marry me

Nee!