Tom Hardy to star as villain Jafar in Guy Ritchie's Aladdin live-action remake?

>Tom Hardy to star as villain Jafar in Guy Ritchie's Aladdin live-action remake?

Where were you when Bane is literally going to enlarge and become a big guy?

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>Guy Ritchie's Aladdin
Fucking wat m8

>Guy Ritchie's Aladdin live-action remake?

Ya like dawgs?

>white washing

oh boy here we go

Yeah, that is too much whitewashing, not even joking on this one

>Aladdin will be set on the streets of west London and it'll have a bank heist somewhere in the middle of the movie

>If the villain was of middle eastern descent, it would be considered offensive
>If the villain is whitey, its white washing

well i guess its time to take the redpill

Al and the glinty bobby: Two blokes and a geezer make some dosh and sod it

Mhmmmh

>>If the villain was of middle eastern descent, it would be considered offensive

No it wouldn't.

Dr, Aladdin, I'm genie.

>the score will mostly be the sounds of Guy masturbating while someone screams in the background with some strong guitar riffs throughout

>He thinks liberals think using common sense

>mmmmhm agraba

Who would you cast as Jafar?

How will the madmen even survive?!

fuck, he would be perfect

but then again we all know guy ritchie is not the guy to remake a disney classic.

The movie is gonna be shit.

Why is a white guy playing the part of an Evil Arab guy?

Guy Ritchie fucking sucks, why is he getting to do fairytales/myths, it's so completely the opposite of what he's good at.

wow even in a film set in the goat fucker's desert (((they))) still manage to make a white guy the bad guy

This guy gets it.

>Guy Ritchie's Aladdin live-action remake
How is this Guy still getting work?

>Aladdin will be set on the streets of west London
>implying anyone would notice the movie doesn't take place in a Middle Eastern country

>he doesn't remember London Has Fallen

Whos the black girl on the far right? Also max von sydow was a good guy in the film. Replace him with big bitch.

>Whos the black girl on the far right?
CGI female yoda

>Replace him with big bitch
Who is this big bitch which you speak of ?

brienne of trath. Also do cgi characters count as black?

>if the villain was of middle eastern descent, it would be considered offensive
...not in ALADDIN nogga

YOU GOT YOURSELF LAMP, WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN

What is Agrabah worth?

Is it modern day as well?

>guy ritchie

What's the middle eastern equivalent of hanging out at the pub with yer mates having a couple of pints and getting into a little trouble?

Hanging out with your fellow jihadis at the local hookah den?

both of these are fantastic choices

>alexander siddig's given name was Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi

lol wow

F Murray Abraham

unironically Idris Elba

>mfw everyone else will be arab

I don't think he can be evil enough. He always seems too... noble. In the Jungle Book he was Sher Khan and while his voice acting was great, it felt like it was missing an element of menace that someone like Benedict Cumberbatch has.

>live action Aladdin remake
Why?

Disney is retarded for rebooting their old movies as live action.

Beauty and the Beast was shit, Jungle Book was a fluke.

And to think when Ritchie started his career there were zero Muslim in England. It was less than twenty years ago. That's how fast they cucked us.

Nostalgia bux.

I'm surprised they aren't making it a cinematic universe.

>Opening scene
>Guards chase Aladdin through the streets
>Lust for Life starts playing

beauty and the beast was decent and did well for disney.

Have you never seen Ghandi?

It was a 9/10 for me until Emma Watson started singing, then it dropped to 6/10. It rose back up to 7 when I saw the black book shop owner mostly because I laughed at how stupidly out of place he was, before dropping down to 2/10 when Alan Menken used his shitty OC song instead of "If I Can't Love Her" from the broadway show. It seriously ruined the whole movie for me. That song was just that bad.

Other notable fuck ups are Gaston being a manlet and half of the Beast's castle being full of mulattos somehow.

havent seen it but luke evans was an odd choice for a 6'5" muscled up chad with a baritone voice

who would've been a better choice? I can't think of anyone off the top of my head

He wasn't even a Chad in the live action one is the worst part, he was a beta orbiter.

just fucking kill me why is guy ritchie doing this dogshit remake

Ben motherfucking Kingsley.

The answer is always, ALWAYS money.

For example, why is Patrick Stewart voicing a turd in the emoji movie?
If you don't know the answer it is always money.

>crashes magic carpet with no survivors

Ever heard of this little place called Pakistan?

A cracker from London playing an Arabic character.

Can't wait for the twitter campaign against this film.

lel

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>implying anyone would notice the movie doesn't take place in a Middle Eastern country

Fixed

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>t. nigel farrage

>movie set in sand nigger central
>will probably have niggers and sand niggers in the other roles
>Still somehow force the white british man as the villain trope
bravo disney cuck