I found this badass looking turtle. Name him /tv

I found this badass looking turtle. Name him /tv

teenage nigga turtle
also it is a tortoise not a turtle

Stephen kings IT

Boaty McBoatface

Gustav

Turtankamon.

IRL tortoises are a subset of turtles but it's not my problem
Why do you feel the need to go around correcting people when you don't even know things?

put him back where you found him when you are done with him, they will roam and get run over if you put them too far from where they were.

Eastern box turtle

He legit looks like a pokemon

Well, my name is Fredrik. I'd like you to call it Fredrik.

Raphael

cause i'm a biologist

Alt-Right Pussy

Name him Ares, after the God of War

Shelly

Bane?

Maturin, the turtle

also she is looking pretty shitty and malnourished

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Tony Paulie Gualtieri

Turtle

well shit, HELLO SHELLY
IT HAS BEEN DECIDED BY THE NUMERALS

Jorge

Fuck you.
Your thread and your turtle sucks anyway.
Kill yourself.

What a shitty choice

Fuck you that wasnt OP

Leftist pussies cry about everything. It's an eastern name.