In the topic of Homestuck and digging up piles of salt for things forgotten

Blah blah blah, fuck Hussie and shit. Either way, we already have fantrolls, Tensei, Arajohn, the new Zelda/Homestuck crossover and lewds.

Last thread we were talking about Aranea, Aradia and what happened after Act 7: The Kindgom of Salt.

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Onto the fate of Earth, excerpt from Hussie while tlking to Caliborn ina dumb self-insert:

WHAT'S THIS PLANET, I MEAN.
It was called Earth.
EARTH. THAT'S IT?
Yes. Weren't all the Statues of Liberty a dead giveaway? If you see one or more shitty old Statues of Liberty on any post-apocalyptic wasteland planet, that automatically means it was Earth all along, as a rule.
Then when you realize that, you're supposed to have a mental breakdown.
I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH THIS RULE. AND SKEPTICAL OF ITS VERACITY. TELL ME MORE ABOUT EARTH.
It's the place humans are from. But that was a very long time ago, with respect to the planet's current age.
Earth has been through a lot. It was even relocated a couple times.
YES. I BROUGHT IT WITH ME, I THINK. INTO THE GAME.
Yes. But it was relocated once even before that. It was moved from its native solar system, where it circled around a little yellow sun. Then it founds its way to a new system, around your big red sun. It stayed there for a good while, until your sun started dying.
WHY WOULD SOMEONE MOVE A PLANET.
Its universe was about to explode. So its proprietor closed up shop and got it the hell out of there.
HOW.
That's not important for you to know. Suffice to say, planets just have a way of scooting around in this adventure.

About how the universe blew up:

UU: i do know a thing or two aboUt the red miles.
UU: it is the qUeen's favoUred attack. very long distance and omnidirectional.
UU: bUt once Upon a time, her weapon was stolen by a UsUrper. jacked, yoU coUld say, right off her ring finger. and then given a considerable boost in power.
UU: that gave the miles enoUgh of a kick to rip a Universe to shreds.
UU: and they have been doing so to yoUrs and its many instances for eons.
UU: only now have they caUght Up to yoUr instance. it is qUite fortUnate it has taken so long, really.
UU: some instances are tUcked deeper in the speaker's mighty blow sack, and will hold oUt for mUch longer, on a vast cosmic scale of coUrse.
TG: wait
TG: i dont
TG: what? instances
TG: blowb sack
TG: righ now i can hardly walk w/o steppin on my moms scarf ok
TG: so theyre destorying the universe is that the bootom line
UU: yes.
UU: try to think of it like this.
UU: imagine that the Universe is contained inside a very large creatUre.
UU: say, a great big frog.
TG: frog
TG: why a frog thats so silly
UU: it's jUst a frog! that is the way it is, jUst try to imagine it.
TG: k
TG: picturin
TG: big ol space frog
TG: all ribbiting loud an being huge
TG: hehehe
UU: now imagine that not only does the Universe exist inside it, depending on the creatUre's health and well being to sUrvive...
UU: bUt every potential instance of that Universe exists inside as well.
UU: those that are doomed and those with promise.
UU: even those that were reset from scratch, with slightly different starting conditions.
UU: all of those interrelated Universes mingling together inside yoUr frog, inextricable from its physiology.
UU: if the frog dies, they all go with it. eventUally.
TG: then you are saying some rude a-hole is killin our frog
UU: sadly, yes.
TG: wow
TG: that is
TG: just....
TG: the WORST

>new Zelda/Homestuck crossover
What

Finally, exposition on Earth's people by Aranea:

As it happens, our heroine's m8 discovered Earth, long after it had journeyed to a new sun, and long since new civiliz8tions had risen and fallen. Now on the 8rink of destruction from its dying star, its 8arren accommod8tions were ideal for a young cheru8. There he deposited his single egg and flew away, never to return. No cheru8 ever spawns more than one offspring at a time, for it is every cheru8's destiny to grow up alone. Or alone on the outside, at least.

Please leak the Erisol Paradox Space comic

leaked epilogue pic

New Zelda game is called:

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Guess John is an animal in bed

john has the harem ending
of course he is

leaked epilogue sprite

would you kiss caliborn

I haven't read Guidestuck but I was always curious on what happened when Jane was revealed.

I would kiss his drunk sister

in a minute you'll be kissing caliborn

10/10 GOAT

...

please staerk hear my prayer

wait a second does this imply that caliborn and calliope just had sex

nice

Remember those guys?

n-no please post something pure involving her brother

don't

I sure do.

Where did you get that picture of me from??????

That explains why I couldnt paste the image. I was about to joke about best use of 10.000 bucks ever

they're in hiveswap

not sure if they're easter eggs or actual characters

wasn't the implication that they were on a colonized troll planet? that would mean joey isn't actually on alternia

but that's physically impossible

All those fantrolls I keep seeing in these threads inspired me to make one too

He's neurotic as fuck and his eyes naturally look like that (one big pupil and one small one).

sports needed more porn

>posting original fanfics gets banned, deleted and warned
>but this shit never does

Hmmm

It happens everytime one of them masturbates tho

u kiss her and you end up looking at this u SIXK FUCK

Pretty good, my man. Able to be unique without being ugly and/or tryhardy.

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From here

i don't think cherubs can masturbate

otherwise they'd have turned into a giant snake bigger than the planet and broken their house

DELETE THIS.

I'm gonna' sue them for invasion of privacy. I did not need my honeymoon recorded like this.

I like to think that they can and that they just can't produce offspring outside of snake form and can't enter snake form unless they're with another cherub they despise

I like to think this because I like to read fapfics about them

So can somebody explain to me why WLF completely ignored the voting when judging winners? What was even the point then?

can you escape his chain's length before he manages to get up and beat you to death?

>he gets all flustered because you kissed him
>he realizes that his sister did the troll cosplay thing again and was letting some human kiss their body and gets even more flustered and angry

>his boner is fucking diamonds
>he demands you continue

>get crushed by diamond snake and die

Dude, first... what?

Second, who with who?

Third, recommendations?

They're going FLARPing.
What should they do?

>he died doing what he loved
>getting fucked by a tsundere monster alien

Die.

Not die.
Just kidding, Büjorn is too old, dignified, and male to enjoy flarping.

So what is everyone's impressions on the WLF winners? Did you think they made good choices, or chose designs that you wouldn't buy if someone had you at gunpoint?

If you didn't like the winners, what would you liked to have seen win? Did you enter? If so, how did you do? I entered to practice drawing digitally since I haven't used a tablet for two years and I got eaten alive, kek.

this desu
they probably cornered vriska but she pulled out her dues bulge machina and 8oned them both to death

I know a few people who had over 1000 votes on few of their entries and they won nothing, while other designs that have like 300-200 votes did. Makes no sense to me. I'm wondering why the fuck happened.

>not wanting Dave and Jade to have a little blonde daughter who dave spoils rotten

...

there were judges:
hussie
and "what pumpkin"

>Wanting Dave and Jade to have a daughter so that they can have a threesome.
What?

There are probably just two identical pairs of fantrolls on both C1 Troll Planet and A2 Alternia.

Hussie probably felt bad that these people wasted thousands of dollars to see him draw their characters and immediately kill them, so he gave them slightly more use.

angel should have won

What Zelda Homestuck crossover?

...

What the fuck is wrong with you

You didn't hear about the new Zelda game at E3? The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Freedom?

Hussie's choice was pretty much the only good one.

Sorry man, fanon dictates a small army of dog children

>white jade

holy shit

Thanks, I was really inspired from all the art going on in here and just figured I'd try something myself.

He was inspired by flanderizing Shaggy from Scooby Doo and making Scooby a giant Lusus that raises Trolls for it to hunt when they come of age. His Hive is just an abandoned higher blooded Troll's mansion that he came across and lives in, the spacious hallways and many rooms both acceptable for his large Lusus and himself for hiding out.

He's a giant coward and a weenie. I figured that suited a fudgeblood well enough.

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Aradia's tiny, tiny arms

Hussie and WP had their own picks, yes. What about the other categories? The contest page literally says "three winners will be chosen by the highest rated designs from the community". Collectibles for example. The Dirk figure has 1326 votes, cherub hood has 1235, capcha wallet has 1163, Dirk USB has 1144, dakimakura has 465, the clock has 278. So what the actual fuck? Did the artists screw up or something? What happened?

shes very sensitive about them
do not let her hear you

I know right

There's a C1 Troll planet? Please explain.

I just kind of wait for E3 to end and then experience the important parts.

Caliborn's father blew it up

What's the Tensei news?

>John/Aradia receives more song attention than even Davekat
Lol

Why is user saying there's probably an identical pair on a colonized B1 troll planet? The kickstarter never specified that.

People keep talking about angel's design; I haven't actually seen it, can someone link it?

You have to remember for the first two weeks of voting (when most people rated) it was most rated at the top, which also messed up anyone after the first couple pages since WLF's coding is absolute garbage. They HAD to have people with lower amounts of rates because they had the world's stupidest layout when everyone was voting. Who the hell thought that was a good idea?

KEKAT

What was up with Caliborn's father being so muscley? Did he absorb some alternate universe quasi-Arquius?

we win again

>Davejade meanwhile got three entire songs

Lol

youtube.com/watch?v=5KihK9orAi0

Far sweeter than anything Davekat would have ever gotten
If we had a davekat song it would have probably just been Toby using mario paint over the sound of Hussie taking a huge shit.

How come we never see random alien kids from other sessions in dreambubbles? I thought it was stated that many planets had failed to beat Sburb. Did LE double death them all?

fucking where

So far, with information at disposal, Caliborn lives in the B2 Earth that was brougth with the kids from B2 universe to C1 universe before B2 universe blew up.

Caliborn's father, in the same universe, roamed causing destruction. One of the planets he ravaged had the fantrolls.

Probably, Kanaya and Karkat are the only trolls shown in Act 7 because the other trolls went to another planet. Neo Alternia or something.

The canon fantrolls that appear in Hiveswap have 3 possibilities. 1- They are alternate/scratched versions. 2- They somehow moved from one universe to another and 3-They are clones or descendants.

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dude this is fucking brilliant

HUSSIE FORGOT HOW TO WRITE AND HALF OF HIS STORY
this isn't that hard to understand. WE know more about Homestuck than Hussie does.

Oh I just didn't know that they were in Hiveswap. That's all I was missing.

Was that part of the kickstarter reward?

good shit user, keep it coming

>If we had a davekat song it would have probably just been Toby using mario paint over the sound of Hussie taking a huge shit.

I want to hear this now

I'm betting on 2

The whole plot to Hiveswap is about going to one universe to another. If the device can go between A and B, why not C?

I'll keep that in mind, famiglia.

orrrrr, because the dream bubbles are a thing unique to the kids and troll's multi-session clusterfuck, because Feferi specifically asked the Horrorterrors to make them.

Does it smell like shit with your head so far up your ass, friend?

Yes and No.

Yes- The Trolls were canonized.
No- They were supposed to only appear in the comic and weren't guaranteed to appear for more than 1 page.

Hussie probably felt it was a Waste to simply kill them off, so he included them in Hiveswap

You say that like that isn't musical brilliance and perfectly summarises davekat. I'd make that shit my ringtone.

Shut the fuck up, PoM.

makes sense

How do we know they're in Hiveswap?

>that shit my ringtone
>that shit
Lol

Character designs revealed of Hiveswap trolls include those guys

Wut?