I haven't spoken to another human in 3 months

i haven't spoken to another human in 3 months

what movie should i watch?

Get Out

i made out with 2 girls last thursday and now i have oral herpes
what movie should i watch

...

how do you shop? how do you pay for wherever you're living?

I don't believe you.

You should go outside

taxi driver

kek

>i haven't spoken to another human in 3 months
Bullshit. Do you mean you haven't had a decent conversation in three months? Cos if so welcome to the club.

aww poor babby, here's a (you).

fpbp

>2 girls on one day
SLUT

You're talking to a reptilian right now. Isssssn't that enough?

Crazy Stupid Love, maybe seeing the alpha male Ryan Gosling slay women will help you get out there more user

>you cannot be sad because others suffer more than you
By this logic, you shouldn't be happy because other people are having more fun than you.

For fucks sake. He's got an (OP) not a (YOU).

Pi?

If you want it to reflect your current mental state? Otherwise this
is right

Nigger just crack the cookie

I went to a poz party last night and got fucked by 26 guys. My asshole feels like a windsock that's on fire. Get on my level OP.

Just smash the glass.

Just shove the cookie in your asshole and throw the milk in the trash. That's how a patrician eats.

It's just a reminder to keep a little perspective on things, user

>tfw sad neet

Well don't.

>i haven't spoken to another human in 3 months
Tell us your story user. Why is your life so fucked? What led you to this? Is there anything you're doing to get better?

>tfw happy Chad

You guys should just be yourselves. *Beetle walks confidently out of the thread and into your waifu's life*

>you shouldn't be happy because other people are having more fun than you

Well you shouldn't. How can you be happy knowing people have easier and better lives?

Have you been posting on Sup Forums? That counts.

But I don't like shitting from my mouth

Because I don't spend all my time thinking about and comparing myself to other people. If you think that way you're just going to be miserable your entire life.

>But I don't like shitting from my mouth
OP does.

Her

TDKR

>needing to shop more then once every six months
stock up on can chilli and TP, everything can be paid over the internet with neet bucks