That time you got out of the pool and there was an unfamiliar bandaid stuck to your thigh?
IT WAS ME JAMES, ALL ME.
That time you got out of the pool and there was an unfamiliar bandaid stuck to your thigh?
Anthony Long
Logan Diaz
IT WAS ME BARRY
Julian Smith
That time you sat down and got comfortable on the toilet, only to notice there was only a few squares of toilet paper left on the roll? ME
Daniel Flores
It's amazing how they retrospectively ruined the previous movies with this shit.
Christian Sullivan
Why did they pull this useless twist?
Grayson Barnes
Bond movies are all meant to be timeless, self-contained stories, with the exception of Casino Royale which is the introduction. Linking all the Daniel Craig films together chronologically is going to fuck with whatever canon the franchise had
James Butler
That time you woke up early to get donuts for the office and they were all out of Boston Creme?
ME.
Ian Cooper
its already fucked since brosnan anyway, it was fucked when they decided to make action movies instead of bond movies
Aiden Young
That time you wanted to make French toast but didn't have anymore eggs? ME
Levi Parker
That time you saw on the Zap2It TV channel that Captain America Winter Soldier was on FX so you changed the channel there but Winter Soldier was just ending and you realized Zap2It must be listing the wrong times for the wrong shows and you were pissed?
ME
Ethan Turner
That time you called the teacher "mum"?
ME JAMES. IT WAS ALL ME.
Levi Gonzalez
what is this meme about?
I know it's about James Bond mixed with the arch-enemy of The Flash, but I haven't seen that particular 007 movie
Zachary Russell
That time you backed out of the garage and clipped your side view mirror? ALL ME.
Cameron Perry
RETROCONTINUITY
you love it I know
Ryan Thomas
...
Cooper Collins
Thanks for reminding me
Xavier Reyes
Bond is supposed to be an interesting character thrown into stories, the stories aren't supposed to revolve around him. Suddently he seems to be the central character of the universe.
Carter Martinez
That time your friend told you that your oneitits liked you back. You asked her out but got rejected. It was me James.
Mason Lee
That time you had a chunk of meat stuck in your teeth for like a week? ALL ME.
Noah Hughes
That time you got mild food poisoning from an undercooked Christmas dinner?
ME
Bentley Harris
That time you made a really funny post and got zero replies but then some user reposted your picture and post and got 300+ replies?
All me.
Nathaniel Murphy
The moment you thought you had something going with this girl, then she stopped talking to you out of the blue?
That was me, James. ALL ME!
Noah Ross
That time you didn't clean all of the cum out of your foreskin, pulled your boxers up, your cock got stuck to the fabric and next time you went to take a piss the fabric of your boxers nearly ripped your cock off when you went to pull them down?
It was me, James. It was all me.
Andrew Kelly
Your consistent undercooking or overcooking of chicken?
All me.
Brody Reyes
That time you were fooled into letting Bane's hired guns onto your aircraft? It was Smee, Bill.
Kayden Ward
Those time you cleaned your ass and thought you finished but you forgot to remove a bit of poop?
ALL ME JAMES
James Collins
Kek
Landon Brooks
Do uncutfags really do this? Lmao.
Chase Nguyen
That moment you got your foreskin ripped off not 5 minutes after your birth and felt nothing since? All me.
Hudson Ortiz
Floss much?
William Wood
When that thread really caught your eye but died the moment you replied? Me.
Bentley Bailey
I thought of this when I saw this thread, every bad day you've ever had
Wyatt Garcia
underrated
Samuel Brooks
Only Craig Bond movie I ever watched was Casino Royale (saw it 3 times).
Should I bother with the rest or is everything shit?
Ryan Stewart
Only one I watched was Skyfall. Was okay I guess, but the premise was suspiciously similar to Mission Impossible's.
Elijah Nelson
Smee. It was Smee. Was he Smee?
Alexander Hughes
>it's me James, the author of All Your Pain
Jack Parker
Skyfall is ok, but the ending sucks dick.
watch Quantum for the top-tier waifus.
Hudson Richardson
they are generic jason bourne films.
they are ok, but they are not bond movies
William King
I fucked Ted, James.
Logan Rodriguez
>uncutfags
Wyatt Green
>Having Dr. Schlomo McBergenstein lob off part of your dick when you've just been born for literally no reason
Easton Kelly
...
Jose Richardson
Every time you've been walking late at night and gotten a face full of spider web? ME.
Jacob Hill
...
Bentley Gomez
Havent watched Spectre yet, is it worth it?
Blake Wilson
>britbongs
>floss
Levi Gonzalez
>uncut
Zachary Thomas
...
Caleb Reed
>being visited by the Smegma Fairy on your 12th birthday and every two weeks thereafter for the rest of your life
John Wilson
Do americans really snip it?
Daniel Edwards
...
Michael Peterson
It was fucked after Casino Royale (2005)
Adam Gray
IT'S ME JAMES!
Samuel Torres
>He can't wash himself properly
Fucking embarrassing
Wyatt Ross
>defending circumcision in the year 2017
Logan Hall
>larping mutilated drydickfag
Jeremiah Allen
Right? That's exactly how I feel about all uncut men
Alexander Myers
literally all garbage.
CR and Goldeneye were the GOAT Bond films and directed by the same dude.
Don't fall for the Skyfall meme, it quickly falls apart and makes little sense, they focused too much on the 50th anniversary of Bond and sprinkled a fuckload of references in
Christian Bailey
...
Grayson Baker
AW SON OF A BITCH
Adrian Green
The bond girl is bretty hot and Batista's dick is huge.
Zachary Williams
>rewatched Casino Royale last night
>fantastic Bond movie that got everything down perfectly and was actually pretty emotionally connecting
>that perfect ending teasing the next film with him getting revenge
>mfw remembering how shitty the other movies turned out
Nolan Baker
>fantastic Bond movie that got everything down perfectly and was actually pretty emotionally connecting
>uncharismatic Bond that isn't likable
Juan Ward
All those times you had to take a shit right after you took a shower...
IT WAS ME, JAMES!