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chained to the table edition

Posting

Me in the pic

/yearofthekiwibf/

Couldn't she just lift the table a bit and free herself?

Not for you though
*sniggers*

imagine being chained there all day so you end up peeing yourself
lol that's not going to happen

...

Hmmm... maybe she likes it

>imagine being chained there all day so you end up peeing yourself
h-ha ha
that would be so gross...

>*sniggers*

Don't post pictures of me thanks
that's sexual harassment

I'll just get Dunedin on the rebound

t-the rebound from what?
that's kind rude

That's what I'm thinking.
But it seems like a pretty weak attempt - like chaining someone to a sawed off pipe.

*salutes back*
y-yeah... it'd be super gross having to sit in the warm puddle until your owner comes back
YOU ARE NOT THAT FLUFFY!

>YOU ARE NOT THAT FLUFFY!
SHUT UP
I WILL ONE DAY

Ummm.. no?

Mmmmmm

I wish that was me doing hard labour in the snow

hot (err well cold)

Imagine the cold snow burning your exposed legs

me: trower
you: victim

ow

Imagine the only way to warm yourself up is to pee yourself

why...

...

but it would cool really fast, then you have freezing wet panties and legs

Your pants would become rigid and you would become entombed in your own piss soaked clothes

>why..
because reasons of course
jk still love you

BAM

Don't you dare post a picture of me again

whoops...

I need the extra flags add-on. I can't tell people apart

>I can't tell people apart
Fucking raycist

I thought this was you?
Or are you a big liar liar plants for hire?

...

*dares to post a picture of you again*

I am both you dumb baka

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DELET
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N O
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me in >white

For some reason I don't believe you.

lewd

Holy fuck I wish that was me
also:
FUCK OFFFFF
PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THIS
ILL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY!

Not gonna lie your pic is really fucking hot

What do you guys think of my pussy?

2/10 kot

the sub shows itself again

I know. I bought her two real nice ones but she always goes back to this wicker basket.

Makes sense, I'm sure that slit would suck dixk for bus money and then walk home
you haven't seen lewd yet
I thought that was you, also no
I know right

this is really gay and you should delet

I won't stand for this

But it's a girl so it's not gay
No you'll probably be on all fours, or maybe on your back

p-please stop
I'll do anything
can we at least do this in private...

Thinking about having a cheeky little night shower.
It's a big decision so I'll have to give it some serious thought.

Do it, sounds nice

Sounds like a very nice idea

Righto!
I'm going for it guys!
Wish me luck!

be careful, showers can be slippery

I love you
Get nice and clean for me

dont die pls

Just moved from my desk to in my bed

feels comfy

What are you doing in your bed? Watching a movie?

ME IN THE PIC

playing binding of Issac on my laptop
so now you're into beastality, noted

Phew thats was something, invigorating, arousing even.
I'm 100% happy with my decision to have a shower and thank you all for your support.

I have a slip mat down for that reason.
Love you too.
I didn't die buddy, I feel alive.

>arousing
interesting indeed

Just had a good wank to those Chitose lewds

ew

I was surprised too.
Out of 10, how good was the climax?

what?

6/10
I've certainly had much better

you're welcome

stop wanking to girls it's gross

why only a 6? was it because you weren't sticking anything up your bum

That's half of it
not having lube is another
my chair isn't very comfortable right now
and the picture I came on weren't lewd enough

that enough reasons?

>wanking in a chair
weirdo

How else would I wank?

Standing up with a belt round your neck?

the normal way

you lay on your stomach with a hand between your dick and whatever you're laying on then you move your hips and hand until you've had enough

I'll try that next time

and this

That's unironically how you've always wanked, doing it sitting down just seems needlessly difficult

*how I've

Is that really how you do it?
But it would be hard to see the porn lying flat, and you couldn't browse doujins or anything

>Is that really how you do it?
yep, I thought it was normal until I watched some videos of guys masterbating
>But it would be hard to see the porn lying flat, and you couldn't browse doujins or anything
not really, it's easy to hold a phone with the other hand and look at lewd things in it

You really are some baka virgin highschooler
you can't even wank normally, you shouldn't have skipped sex ed

hmmmmm...

>ywn be this flexible

but my way just works, the only annoying thing is having to get into bed whenever a I want to have a wank

This place is a shit hole without balt you should all be ashamed.

What do you do with the cum?
Surely it would go all over your bed

your hand is in between your dick and the bed so it all goes on that, then you just have to pull it out and wipe it on something (or eat it whichever you prefer)

I see
Do you eat it you pervert?

No!

Not usually at least

Only if it's in the carpet eh?

do you eat or drink cum?

h-how do you know about that?
only sometimes

I'm not a pervert

>h-how do you know about that?
You told us all...

yea but cum is a liquid. do you drink it or eat it?

also you are a huge pervert

>h-how do you know about that?
You don't remember all those perverted things you told me?
You really are a silly little girl.