What was his fucking problem?

What was his fucking problem?

"Was"?

He never got laid

Strongbad is a bad guy.

If he pulled off the mask, would he die?

It would be extremely painful

you're a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy
you're a bad bad guy

>"Also, here's a picture of my parents."

"It is never ever over, my lover of clover"

"'Tis ne'er e'er o'er m'lo'er o' clo'er".

Pottery.

Strong Bad's got the master plan

He's a bad guy

Strong Bad hates Marzipan!

and so do I she's the worst character

WHERE MY LASERS AT?

I still find myself randomly breaking out into singing "Just Gimme A Chance To Do A Hip-Hop Dance" every so rare occasion even to this day.[/spoiler]

SHAKESPEAR'ED

He couldn't type with boxing gloves on his hands.

Also, Napoleon complex and being surrounded largely by morons.

his mother is a stop sign

She coulda been a qt hippie girl

Same

Post your favorite 'D.

Like MSG'D

The classic

it's all about the ows for me
>Ow! My the fact that I was alive a minute ago!

CORN IS NO PLACE FOR A MIGHTY WARRIOR

CHILDREN'D

i miss video games

I miss my mom

Oh.. I can.. take my.. shirt off...

BLINDING VOIP

I miss Kristin...a

(that doesn't really work out of context)

I've dealt with this before. Lights. Definitely out.

And someone's gwabbin' mah butt.

mrs commanderson
she's some kind of bird-reptile
and she teaches pre-k!
RAWWK!

doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
dweledoo dweledoo dweledoo dweledoo dweledoo dweledoo dweledoo
the system is down the system is down the system is down

I dunno, I kind of love her hate-relationship with Homestar. It leads to amusingly self-aware shit like cardboard Marzipan. If she were some untouchable mouthpiece like Lisa Simpson she'd be infuriating but she's just as ridiculous as everyone else.
>runs a re-education camp cult
>has had "questionable elective surgery"
>dated Strong Bad's pet
>and the old guy running the concession stand
>in the same night
>stole that one guy's Trivial Pursuit

Shut up, lady!

You clearly cannot handle his styles

It doesn't really count but I still get a laugh out of

HRK

GRK

He died somehow
Torso takes silver

Ooh that looks sinful!

he's actually kind of a loser. So he's hostile because he's insecure most likely.

nah, you just can't handle his style.

>Has to lie about having girlfriends
>can't even do one push up
>cheats and loses constantly (where your grapes at nigga)


Strong sad for life

They butchered Strong Sad sometime down the line to be honest. He used to actually be a sad punching bag nobody liked. Now he's just "that weird nerdy kid."

He always was and is both of those things if I recall. "I'm sad that I'm flying" will always make me chuckle.

>They improved Strong Sad sometime down the line to be honest.

FTFY.

>during her date night with Homestar he just starts kicking her repeatedly in the shins under the table

To this day, I will sometimes sing a sbemail intro song whilst checking my email