Gunnerkrigg Court

>Jump

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It's the One Punch Man brand of training, I see.

>magic steroids
>trade secret

I bet she never even used an AC.

"spring-heeled," one might say?

I bet Parley's sexual stamina and appetite is endless now.

Who would win you think, Smitty's ability to give her perfect orgasms each time or her sexual appetite.

>Who would win you think

Us.

Tom seems to have been avoiding Antimony these last few pages. I wonder what her reaction to this is.

OH FUCK WHY DID WE DO THAT I'M FUCKING GAY NOW

Poorly understood sexual frustration, social retardation, and wondering about her dad.

>I hope daddy approves of me being gay now ...

Georgie's got mad ups now. Sweet.

Part of slayer training involves learning to jump good, apparently. makes sense.

imagine Parley jumping up and down on Smitty's dick like that

Holy shit Parley became a dragoon.

>physical training was only part of it
SMIT
GOT
KEKED

Tony would prefer Annie being anything but straight, considering, well you know

I don't know.
I bet daddy would be happy with chastity, but a good girl should also know how to please a man.

Andrew is lying on the ground in an open, abandoned courtyard, naked and erect. George stands before him, squatting and also naked

>A-are you sure about this Parley?

>Ay don't worry bab I got my aim right and you got your gifts to smooth things along

>I'm having second thou-

>Hup! Here I go!

Parley leaps several thousand feet in the air, spreads her legs, and begins to rocket back down to Earth like a swole meteor

>Oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck

>Oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck

She lands on his dick with utter accuracy, and she sinks onto him with the force of the bomb that iced Mort

Across the Annan Waters, Coyote awakens, looks around, and begins giggling hysterically

I'm still mad she isn't more buff

Nah, she still has all her hair.

Or is that a wig?

OPM had it going for three years. She had just a couple months.

>Part of slayer training involves learning to jump good

Well that just goes without saying.

Samus learned to jump good as well.

Parley must've been devastated when Other M came out.

are the robots a reference to R2D2?

Maybe. Those robots are from Super and Zero Mission.

At least Parley's more muscular than that, I guess ...

the legs are clearly inspired by the gonk droids too.

Never thought that Samus was featured in a manga. Never been a Metroid fan too, to be honest.

by the way, it's just me or gunnerkrigg's pacing is atrocius lately? I'm feeling we're going nowhere

>Across the Annan Waters, Coyote awakens, sniffs around, and begins giggling hysterically
Fixed it for you!

To be fair, that's teen Samus. Though yeah, she probably ought to look a little more fit.

>Never thought that Samus was featured in a manga.
It's an official prequel. It's okay. It's a serviceable origin story. The second half is a noticeable drop in quality due mostly to some obnoxious and unnecessary elements.

>best girl only continues to be more best
Annie-free comic about Parley and Smitty adventures when

so she had to wear a turtle shell during her training?

Parley is going ten full Mike Tyson rounds on my heart
I can't take much more of this
four straight panels of her shy smiling face with perfect nose and hair hhhhhnnnnngggggggggggg

Parley should have a ponytail! Ponytail!

So about ten more years and she'll finally get around to fighting that ghost huh.

She realizes she must compete for special supoerpowered snowflake status.

>the training whasn't normal
>*blush*
I saw Vietnamese books about these, it involves electricity in the clitoris through the urethra and pepper flavored lube

she got a flamethrower and an all-cutting knife, those might help

... So does that mean George's clit is jacked too?

picture books? if so, share some of that pepper sauce.

It was from the very start.

spring-heeled?

>in the clitoris through the urethra
yeah, nah

>implying people know how vaginas work
Mentioning emale genitalia are the quickest way to make a room shut down in awkward silence.

For whatever reason, most societies seem deathly afraid of pussy.

Why nah? One electrode clapped on the clit, another pushed in.

She can fly?

Doubtful. If she's specialist class for warrior and wont have the dex build she used to.

She's going to get slaughtered trying to fight a high agility being now. Tanking isn't a viable strategy against a being with no stamina to wear down.

Protection charm to prevent fall damage. Someomes been playing Dark Souls.

And next comic Parley has to leave on the boat.

>If she's specialist class for warrior and wont have the dex build she used to.
Y'know, when you actually think about d20 rules, a lot of them are really fucking stupid from a logical standpoint.

Ha! Parley jump good!

If only Reynard were here.

Keep in mind that that's on Zebes with its much higher gravity. Parley can jump better than Jack at this point, but she'd need hax just to survive on Zebes.

Zebes also has a toxic to humans atmosphere. Parley's also a rookie, so there's no way she's tough enough to take on the wildlife yet.

It only just occurred to me that this is a joke, because Smitty's super-power is literally order-based luck

My GOD
she can fly?

Well they can't have sex until they are ready to have kids,
Cause his probability power would prolly guarantee the sperm hits the mark, even with a condom and tubes tied.

No! Jump good!

are you guys baiting for "not fly. jump good."?

But they get him what he wants.
Which means that if he don't want kids, it'll never be preggers.

I don't think that's right. When he tossed Annie's blinker stone and hit that bird, he didn't even know what he was supposed to accomplish.

He wanted to help Annie. Luck power made that happen.

Maaaaybe

Not true.
Remember in the hologram sci-fi game, he instantly solved the quest despite that not being what he wanted.

But he did want to complete the thing, he just didn't want to do it that way.

Smitty is Crab Fab.

Everyone loves his slap signals.

well, maybe he'll impregnate her at just the right time then

Smitty's very lucky.
He's lucky that he'll never find out what exactly Parley's "training" entailed.

...

Annie is perfectly fine.

J U M P
G O O D

No-no no NTR in my story thank you.

>now

Parley is so freakin' cool and sexy.

>wild n' wild creatures
nigga you bringing me back

This is bad and I should feel bad.

OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

>Trade secrets

I'm on to you, Elgamore.

guys afraid of looking creepy is 100% the reason for this, at least in America

Her boobs are in the process of shrivelling up and her pussy isn't far behind. Extremely athletic women aren't sexpots.

what you wanna see, fampai?

Maybe, but he could then tap her gently on the stomach to induce a miscarriage.

By no means. It's just that guys don't want to hear about vaginas medically, because then it becomes "icky"
And when they do want to talk about it, they think with their dicks, so they don't learn much more than a toddler with a peg and a hole would. For America, at least. Bring a tampon out and guys will shit their pants.

You realize that in order for a woman to get so muscular that her body starts triaging her boobs she would have to abuse steroids, testosterone injections or both right?
You're not one of those idiots that think the instant a woman touches a barbell she morphs into arnold schwarzenegger with vag are you?

Parley's enhancements seem to be a combination of regular fitness training and magic she wouldn't look like that.

Boobs are mostly fat. Very low body fat -> flat chest. See pic related. For that matter, she's pushing what most women can achieve without steroids already. That in three months implies steroids or a functional equivalent.

Couple complaints
She would not lose her boobs it's actually pretty difficult for women to lose all their fat in comparison with men and to lose weight would require her to eat at a caloric deficeit as well as work out, she can not build muscle while losing weight at the same time so there is no reason to assume she would have lost any weight especially enough to lose her breasts.
Secondly even at a extremely low bodyfat percentage she would have wider hips than that, women having wide hips is not based on muscle either presence or lack thereof it's skeletal so it's omnipresent.


Everything else looks great

Yes but muscle gain does not equal fat loss
In order to gain muscle you have to eat more to have the calories to build that muscle loss of fat is due to eating at a caloric deficit the reason so many body builders have such defined musculature is because they eat at a caloric loss for months while continuing a their workouts so their muscles which they have already built do not atrophy, It's a matter of aesthetics not function.
And in the case of female body builders that also look somewhat mannish it is because they use steroids and testosterone to build more muscle faster.
Now if Parley has been training for function which I assume she has there is no reason to assume she had been eating less and so she would not have lost fat.
>That in three months implies steroids or a functional equivalent.
Magic steroids don't have side effects silly.

Why is Parley so scrawny?

Didn't some non-imaa guy say he was going to start drawing things for this thread? If you're here please draw Parley before the thread dies.

He said if he didn't return he'd been called by the army.

He didn't even draw anything yet and he already fell victim to the curse. I swear these threads are cursed.

This page shouldve been an extremely elaborate version of the "Smitty is okay with this" panel, and like a tiny panel in the corner of him going "You look great!"

Well, I'm still here and I'm drawing Pandrew.
Pritty.
Geotty.
Whatever.

...

You're a loser.

... I don't think that's real

In fact I'm sure it isn't

user please

Why wouldn't it be?

user is pretty fixated on the idea that muscle girls must be anorexic and have no boobs.

Julia Vins if you want to search for more