CABS ARE HERE
CABS ARE HERE
>Sammy and Ron are fighting in the middle of the night
headache got me suddenly
Can you imagine being Paulie, stuck between all that stupidity and egotism, only wanting to go out and party but always having to deal with the rest of the crew's dumb shit?
CABS
>it will never be season one t shirt time ever again
ARE
>tfw it will never be t-shirt time again
I wouldn't exactly call paulie smart, but him and vinnie were probably the only decent people in the house.
try not to vomit
HERE
GRENADE ALERT
Would fuck
Who is that slut don't tell me it's sammi
deena
cute butthole
cute tits
Is that jwow?
I want to suck her nipples
yeah
that's also before she ruined her face with surgery
got any snooki
Vinnie was a smug piece of shit, thought he was above everyone when he was on the show with them
>be Snooki
>get ditched
>you will never spend the night in the smash room with thicc af Deena, while Ronnie is throwing furniture at Sam for buying him a vanilla protein shake instead of strawberry
Why even live anymore?
got any post op jwow tits?
yeah
Holy shit.
I would have smashed deena, Angelique, and snookie. I'm a sucker for whores.
>Tfw no Jew GF
Honestly, I wanted to smash Snooki more than anyone else.
Best girl
Best guy
go
Same desu senpai
I want to smash bimbo Jwow in her prime on the show. Did she marry that old guy?
jwow
dj pauly d
hands down no contest
I'd hit it
I would. Italian wife sounds good to me. Also she's skinnier than my current GF so I'm all in
Same desu senpai
vinny
jenny
>women showing their butthole in photos
That is NEVER a turn on
Looks pretty tight to be honest with you senpai
I didn't even recognize her why would she JUST herself like that
Snooki
Pauly D
Why do people get any unnecessary plastic surgery at all? Body dysmorphia.
You mean hate smash
>it's a Roger puts Jwoww in her place episode
Nah, I kinda wanted to smash on a regular basis.
plz post more sammi
this
(you)
...
all I have my man, sorry
If you're hate smashing anyone it's Angelina.
I'd just smash it on the walk back to the house and leave her on a pile of garbage with her panties around her ankles like the filthy whore she is
scene that made me rage most:
>sammy jawing with random guy who keeps heckling her and ronnie
>eggs it on while ronnie pleads with her to leg it go
>gets ronnie in a fight
>almost gets him arrested
>plays the victim later because he pushed her out of the way
its a ronnie gets roid rage and overreacts and threatens to assault someone or break up with sam episode
nice
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