CABS ARE HERE

CABS ARE HERE

>Sammy and Ron are fighting in the middle of the night

headache got me suddenly

Can you imagine being Paulie, stuck between all that stupidity and egotism, only wanting to go out and party but always having to deal with the rest of the crew's dumb shit?

CABS

>it will never be season one t shirt time ever again

ARE

>tfw it will never be t-shirt time again

I wouldn't exactly call paulie smart, but him and vinnie were probably the only decent people in the house.

try not to vomit

HERE

GRENADE ALERT

Would fuck

Who is that slut don't tell me it's sammi

deena

cute butthole

cute tits

Is that jwow?

I want to suck her nipples

yeah
that's also before she ruined her face with surgery

got any snooki

Vinnie was a smug piece of shit, thought he was above everyone when he was on the show with them

>be Snooki
>get ditched

>you will never spend the night in the smash room with thicc af Deena, while Ronnie is throwing furniture at Sam for buying him a vanilla protein shake instead of strawberry

Why even live anymore?

got any post op jwow tits?

yeah

Holy shit.

I would have smashed deena, Angelique, and snookie. I'm a sucker for whores.

>Tfw no Jew GF

Honestly, I wanted to smash Snooki more than anyone else.

Best girl
Best guy
go

Same desu senpai

I want to smash bimbo Jwow in her prime on the show. Did she marry that old guy?

jwow
dj pauly d

hands down no contest

I'd hit it

I would. Italian wife sounds good to me. Also she's skinnier than my current GF so I'm all in

Same desu senpai

vinny
jenny

>women showing their butthole in photos

That is NEVER a turn on

Looks pretty tight to be honest with you senpai

I didn't even recognize her why would she JUST herself like that

Snooki
Pauly D

Why do people get any unnecessary plastic surgery at all? Body dysmorphia.

You mean hate smash

>it's a Roger puts Jwoww in her place episode

Nah, I kinda wanted to smash on a regular basis.

plz post more sammi

this

(you)

...

all I have my man, sorry

If you're hate smashing anyone it's Angelina.

I'd just smash it on the walk back to the house and leave her on a pile of garbage with her panties around her ankles like the filthy whore she is

scene that made me rage most:

>sammy jawing with random guy who keeps heckling her and ronnie
>eggs it on while ronnie pleads with her to leg it go
>gets ronnie in a fight
>almost gets him arrested
>plays the victim later because he pushed her out of the way

its a ronnie gets roid rage and overreacts and threatens to assault someone or break up with sam episode

nice

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