You bring home a Kazakh girlfriend

>you bring home a Kazakh girlfriend

what do your parents say?

borat haha

>you finally have a girlfriend, we tought you were gay

unironically

Ive already brought home a nigger so they wouldnt mind

"did the kidnapping bag hold well?"

I don't think they know about the existence of Kazakhistan

Basically this

that's sorta sad...

why'd you do that

yep, also they would think she is a mail order bride or something, or that she paid me to arrange a fake marriage so she could get an eu passport

I had the jungle fever at the time,vinicius.

I cried

>vinicius.

??

you guys need to go out a bit.

I go out a lot, I spent my university years partying and I have many friends, ffs I even go to music festivals. I'm a turbo normi regarding everything except dating, I'm an ugly motherfucker and the only time I got some action was with drunk girls that ignored me the next day.

Thats how you clean your genes,you get a russian mail bride

>Praise Tengri

already fed up of mongols, dont want one in ma home
but yes, they are far better then Brazillians

Whoa are you me?

But user I thought you're a racist, you always tell us how race mixing is a ploy of the Jews

it's really all about looking good.
I'm as much of an autist as you can get, only go out to work and pay bills, but I've always had it easy with girls, mostly due to exquisite combo (light brown hair + green eyes and strong jaw).

I've actually had to refuse a few girls but eh... I really just don't care much about having a gf.

>worst India
>talking shit about anyone

lul

>we said you to bring russian slaves you dumb fuck

have you got Zika yet or are you only exporting it?

Hey there brother

...

Eee blet tioh digindeee

Basically this Even if they were racist (I don't think they are) they would probably be too shocked to care.

Nothing, but they might talk about her behind my back

My parents are dead
I’ve never even kissed a girl

do you like girls? I am guessing job takes most of your time?

Haha Very nice, yamic shamash, get it user because of borat? Get it? Haha

You missed a chance to at least show up in some video by a great western personality

who is this dipshit?

the more sad thing is you actually think you are clever dont you

A prime american intelectual who goes by the name of logan paul

have you gotten aids from fucking all of those goats?

talk what?

>what do your parents say?

Its not being clever, its literally what my parents would say you dumb paki

>be paki
>be soldier of allah
>be offended at everything that hurts your feefees

kek
bunch of fucking faggots, all of you

Goat soup is still better than sopa deliciosa de Macaco

you arent making much sense bongo!! I literally dont get what you said and now this reference about your parents

my mom: "so where are you from?"
my mom's husband: "well at least she's not a nigger"
my sister: IDK, she'd just say hi and maybe ask what Kazakhstan is like
my other sister: "you're not taking my brother away", except less intelligible
I really want to get out of here

Kek. Horrible; but nice...

yeah, this

You write like a brony or a Mary Sue fanfiction writer

you sound like a brony.

ew, fucking brony, forget about me

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They give me Tengri's blessing after I demonstrate my khöömei

>my other sister: "you're not taking my brother away", except less intelligible
wut

Why did you bring home this Russian woman user? I liked the American one, she has a truck that runs on propane.

This

dad would try to cuck me