Haha what a crazy concept huh!

haha what a crazy concept huh!

h-h-haha....

really lmao

kill me

Please, tell me this is ironic.

...

Haha yeah

Pretty good fantasy setting imho.

of course it is man, i mean seriously? a virgin at 18? you have to like TRY to not get laid in high school brah, you must be some special kind of fucked up loser if you didn't at least get a bj at prom lmao

I'm 21, balding, never had a girlfriends, and I'm ugly. I think about killing myself on the daily.

Haha I guess he wasn't himself enough

are you serious user?

Yes. I'm going to be even worse looking bald. Just fucking kill me.

I would totally do Sasha in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, while catching AIDS that she also gave to Charlie Sheen.

mom I'm asexual

It's a teenage party movie you dipshit. Do you take those seriously?

Same here senpai. Nearly 22 bald manlet never had a gf. Just shave it off, ignore the vagina jew and keep improving yourself, try to find fulfillment in things that you do.

>that 20 year old virgin feels and the farthest I got was getting a blowie from a drunk chick

at least you have friends and family. i know a guy who is 25, no friends or family, balding, and never had a girlfriend. Yeah but anyways I-...that guy..huh..he told m-you to hang in there.

It's just my hairline that's receeding. The second I see balding in other parts of my head, it all comes off.
Hang in there user.

If it's just the hairline and not diffused thinning then it's usually fine, most men start having receding hairline once they got their twenties, it might be a while before you actually get bald. Get on minoxidil or fin if it really bothers you

>Not slutty looking Sasha
Why can't she return. We have HD4k video's now

>tfw never stuck my pp in the warm wet hole

Thanks user. Ill wait another few months to see if it gets worse before getting on those

I was a 18 year old virgin but now I have sex pretty much when I want to

>literally fucked my gf for like 45 minutes
>see this thread

>Kate is about to graduate. Her biggest dream is to have sex with Ryan Lambert. The only problem is that Ryan refuses to have sex with a virgin. This leads to a hunt for another man to lose her virginity to so she finally can have her dream prince.
>Ryan refuses to have sex with a virgin
That is indeed a crazy concept.

>implying anyone would want to have sex with a virgin

dead eyed souless look

ew!

>literally fucked this guy's gf yesteday
>see this post

This

yeah totally

t. 23 y/o virgin

29

>desperate because of virgin meme
>decide to fuck the first thing that showed interest in me
>end up with herpes on my mouth
Don't fall for the virgin meme it's not worth it i want my purity back.

64

22

I lost my virginity at 23. don't worry, it's nowhere near as amazing as you all think it is. it's good but that's about it. focus on your lives and work on yourselves, and pussy will probably come your way.

the wizard ones just aren't as funny tbqh

They should at least make it believable and put it at 16

Nobody leaves their Soph Hop still a virgin

>probably
there's the key word. don't count on it

23, but I also never did drugs or alcohol and never intend to. Whenever I go on nofap for even a few days I feel like a fucking god, must be the latent wizard energy.

>I lost my virginity at 23. don't worry, it's nowhere near as amazing as you all think it is.
Why do people always say this? I lost it at 24 and it MINDBLOWINGLY good, the best experience I had ever had in my life. Hell, sex in general is amazing.

Do people who say this just have some really ugly and fat girlfriends?

exactly the same for me xcept im 22

It's good but it's not worth getting miserable over. Lost mine at 18, then I had periods of my life with no sex for almost 2 years, currently 6 months, and I don't really care.

this also have a good job that pay well

No woman gets past 18 being a virgin though, OP is right

You are a normie so you don't see things the way we do anyway.

I have genuine reasons. Unlike most people ITT.

>You are a normie
Not really t.bh

Stop posting this like it's a mainstream Hollywood film, it's actually a C tier soft core porn flick.

You can literally find it on Pornhub just like the rest of the films that studio is making.
That actress/pornstar is Olivia Alaina May, search it on any porn site and you will find a bunch of these made up soft core porn flicks.

I like more the yemeni remake the 10 year old virign

I live under sharia law, what's your reason?

>has had sex
>a girl has been been attracted to you enough to the point where she let you stick your penis in her
>6 months
>2 years
You are a fucking normalfag and I hope you fucking get cancer and die.

Yeah if you're not an autistic uggo

>tfw 30 year old kv
>no friends, no social skills
>live with parents still, average income and finding my own place will eat half my income
what do Sup Forums?

;_;

Bow legs+ lordosis+ skeltor

I'm pretty, that's literally it. If was actually a normie I'd be married with kids by now.

You're the normiest normie there is.

save up and find a cheap apartment. It's not too late for you, there are so many divorced or lonely women at 30, plus you can get some average looking 25 year old chick who will be impressed that you have your own place.

I lost my virginity at 18 and regret it. Sex feels exactly like you'd expect and doesn't even feel as food at your hand. I unironically wish that I'd saved myself for marriage because I've briefly dated a couple of virgin girls who were disappointed that I wasn't.

Russian mail order bride.

>doesn't even feel as good as your hand
Sounds like you had a bad experience. Sex is great with the right person, don't give up user.

>saving yourself for marriage
Don't, it's a meme. Both saving yourself for marriage and marriage itself.

I've actually seen this movie, ask me anything

Does she lose virginity?
There are girls who actually like virgin guys?

yes after a series of zany mishaps

How do people lose their virginity them?

i had sex with a virgin girl by omitting I too was a virgin, she wanted to lose it

didn't go well

I had a gf who told me she had some sort of mild fetish for virgins. When I told her I was in a gaming group online her eyes lit up.

like 50% of people aged 18 are virgins

GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEE

Tell us more.

are you bein sarcastic as in "too much information you fucking sperg"?

kek yea i lost my virginity at 16
frustrated virgins are pathetic

Why didn't she want to lose her virginity to another virgin?

If anything, that's the one thing I want. I'd like to be able to share my first time with someone else. It feels like a waste to lose your virginity with someone who's already had sex before and like it's not big deal

No, tell us more, what went wrong

Agreed. I think this whole meme is going to wear out it's welcome pretty quickly. Virginposting peaked with the original

This is not the place to do it, but I want to get it off my chest.
>25
>virgin
>not kissless
>not hugless
>third base is the farthest I've got
>can talk to girls somewhat
>get bored quickly
>run out of things to say
>can't make compliments
>have gone out on a bunch of dates with several girls
>not a single one of them loved me
>eventually all hot girls around me got boyfriends, husbands and kids
>mostly gave up on dating (as in haven't been on a date in years, but a part of me still wants a gf)
>don't want to lose my virginity anymore because I don't see a point
>am prepared to die alone
Should I turn it around? I'm not balding yet and probably won't for a long time because my dad is 50+ and has a head full of hair (dunno about other men in my family). I'm a bit chubby, so I could hit a gym or just run. But I just don't see a fucking point because I want a loving, faithful girl and don't believe I'll find one. I have a job and my own place, too.

>my version would be 26

I'm nearing Steve Carrell.

>want to get married but don't want to go through the process of dating

Welp

>how do people lose their virginity then?

They don't

t. 34 years-old virgin

here's a quick rundown on the events
>be 20
>shut-in neet
>girl from high school writes on facebook, exchange snapchats
>she's spergy but has a 10/10 body and literally every guy in our school talked about her tits
>talk some over snapchat, it's mostly her sending cute stuff and comments on anime she's watching
>conversation escaltes to lewd stuff
>she says she's a virgin and wants to lose it to someone
>exchange nudes for a while, never disclose im a virgin
>one day ask if she wants to fuck
>"ok, come over friday, my parents will be out"
>take the bus to her place, on the verge of puking from anxiety
>meet up at bus station, hug, small talk on our way to her place
>ask if i can use the toilet
>undress
>come out naked, she blushes and laughs
>get on her bed, she lays besides me clothed
>too spergy to know what to do, after some time she says "maybe i should lose some clothes"
>she undresses to underwear and returns beside me
>muster up some courage and kiss her
>make out for a while
>take off her bra/panties and go down on her
>she look like shes having the time of her life
>eventually put it in, feels absolutely great mang
>fuck in missionary position, she starts breathing heavily
>bust nut after like 3 minutes
>she seems disappointed
>she cuddles up against me still naked and running her fingers up and down my chest/shoulders etc
>panic hits me like a ton of bricks
>feel like vomiting
>need to get out of there
>"sorry uh i have to go eat lunch"
>fucking bolt out, go home, still shaky and feeling like dogshit
>never talk again
i think i might have actual autism

>30yo
>fucking this 16yo girl after watching fight club
>we get to talk during the night
>find out she lost her virginity at 14 and in these 2 years she's had as many partners as I've had in my whole life at that point
makes you think

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAYYYYYY

C-C-CHECKED

I lost my virginity at 14 to the girl next door when we were both freshmen in HS. Take it from me bros, don't worry, just live your life and strive for personal growth, and the women will follow. But most importantly, just be yourself! I can't stress that enough

did she say a line about grade school when you finished?

>personal growth
Such as?

dont care what you posted but im replying for the sole purpose to point out that your picture looks like prime emily browning from unfortunate events

I had to read this twice to realize it was a troll post. Are we /adtv9k/ now?

Women are whores 2bqh

Like setting goals and defining your own measures of success, and then working for those goals

What if my goal is boring? Like learning Japanese and programming?

Why ?

Don't forget to pull yourself up by your bootstraps!

See

No but we kept seeing each other and I helped her out with her math homework.
Not always, but yeah.

I'm a wizard

"boring" is a subjective term. Just do what you like. Girls love it when guys do something they're passionate about. When guys only do something because it makes them look cool or whatever, that's like anti-pussy. Women can sense it

>never had a gf despite being 25
>don't know how to talk

am i utterly fucked?

Pretty much, but online dating can help you out.