So mac was right all along

So mac was right all along

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chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts

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Fuck.

This was a Final Destination death O_o

That sounds like an absolutely rotten way to die. Sheesh.

Goddamnit
Now the government is gonna issue a regulation that all pools need to have some sort of set up against this
One idiot goes and ruins everything for everybody else
Same thing with the first retard who thought of smuggling drugs up their asshole, hence cavity checks
ffs

Yeah.

Fucking christ, poor bastard.

they already have things to prevent this, pretty sure required by law too

Same thing happened a couple years ago to a little girl and she died. ;-;

Must have really sucked!

youtube.com/watch?v=9G-BL4TnGIQ

Wow, that's nasty.

SUCC

you realize that this also happened to like a 10 year old girl

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you're retarded if you think the rest of the world is retarded to not have a systwm in place. like guards to begin with. if they wanted to make it more secure they're make a metal cage the shape of an upside down bowl over the drain pipe so it'd literally be impossible to get stuck in it

lol fucking retard

Why is this still a thing? It's such an easy thing to prevent, literally just a metal guard over it

Natural selection in action

Natural suction

Came to post this.

Fake news created by some fag with nothing interesting to report on.

foxnews.com/us/2017/04/14/five-year-old-boy-dies-after-being-pinned-at-rotating-restaurant-in-atlanta.html
>A 5-year-old North Carolina boy has died from injuries he received at a rotating restaurant 72 stories above Downtown Atlanta.

>“The child was in the restaurant having lunch with his family and doing what small children do, the child's 5 years old,” said Sgt. Pickard. “He wandered away from the table and was somehow able to get lodged in between the rotating floor and the wall and the table.”

>It took rescue crews about 30 minutes to free the child from a 4-inch gap along the line of rotation.

good god

youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

i remember feeling physically ill reading this, and i never usually get squeamish

Whoa! I bet he read Palahniuk's books

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wtf I hate pools now

does this mean sunny will be liable for people who now think there is no danger of dying when doing this?

This is now a strange and unusual deaths thread.
>Robert Dreyer, age 89, died on his birthday when he crashed his car into a fire hydrant and drowned.
>45-year-old João Maria de Souza was crushed by a cow falling through the roof of his home in Caratinga, Brazil (the cow having climbed onto the roof from an adjacent hillside). His wife (who was lying in bed next to him) and the cow were both unharmed.
>David Grundman was killed near Lake Pleasant, Arizona, U.S., while shooting at cacti with his shotgun. After he fired several shots at a 26 ft (8 m) tall Saguaro Cactus from extremely close range, a 4 ft (1.2 m) limb of the cactus detached and fell on him, crushing him.

At least post the fucking link you mongotard.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths

I prefer anons posting them in meme arrows than reading the whole wiki page

did the cactus guy have the same disease as samuel l jackson in unbreakable or something?

>sunny goes progressive and makes gay jokes
>kills a boy
Years of jokes about alcohol, drugs, pedos and nihilism did zero harm.

>U.S. Congressman Clement Vallandigham was defending a murder suspect in court when he argued that the victim could’ve accidentally shot himself while drawing his gun. In an attempt to reenact the scene, he drew the gun, which he believed to be unloaded. It accidentally discharged, killing him. Needless to say, he won the case.

*accidentally kills self*

>Convicted murderer Michael Anderson Godwin faced the death penalty until his sentence was changed to life imprisonment in 1983. However, while adjusting the earphones plugged into his prison cell’s TV six years later, he bit into a wire and died. He had been sitting on a steel-rimmed toilet at the time of his death and died of electrocution.

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Why would a gun that's been processed and submitted as evidence be loaded?

>Chante Jawan Mallard hit Gregory Biggs, a homeless man, with her car on her way home. He became lodged in the windshield, but suffered no instantly fatal injuries. However, he died of his injuries a few hours later when Mallard left her car in the garage with Biggs still stuck in the windshield.

he was apparently demonstrating how he would present it to the jury. he was in a hotel room with another attorney.

>dude gets stuck in your windshield after you run him over
>drive home and give no fucks about it
Alpha as fuck.

Reminds me of that bit in Alien Resurrection
youtube.com/watch?v=EjZ7Cb5WDLM

Most nauseating thing I've ever read

>A 43-year-old mother of four in Ireland died from having sex with a German Shepherd dog owned by a man she met in an online fetish chatroom. The semen of the dog triggered a fatal allergic reaction similar to that of a peanut allergy. The owner of the dog was later criminally charged in 2011 under Ireland's national anti-bestiality laws, the first such case in Irish legal history ever since the said laws were passed in 1861.
They made a movie out of this called "Stuck."

>Jimi Heselden, owner of the Segway Motorized Scooter Company, died when he accidentally drove his Segway off a cliff.

>mac
why are you quoting your friends, we don't know them

>give birth to a litter but still not living in enough of doggy dog world

>They made a movie out of this called "Stuck."

I love that movie. My favorite scene is the one when he's stuck in a window of a car in a dark garage and moans weakly as he slowly dies. It's all one 60 minute continuous take and the only other thing you hear is the occasional noise from the tv from inside the house. It's some kind of game show on.

Saguaro cacti are fucking huge and weigh a ton. They are also protected in the Sonoran Desert, so it was sort of "poetic justice".

Why didnt he bite his intestine to free himself?

>while shooting at cacti with his shotgun
Did cacti killed his family or something

youtube.com/watch?v=Z14NEY-pSfE

>Mallard became a suspect after she was reported talking and laughing about the incident at a party some four months after the events.[5] "I hit this white man," Mallard allegedly told acquaintance Maranda Daniel, laughing.

It's also an episode of "Tales From The Crypt"

>"Thanks for the ride, lady!"

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cool story bro

youtube.com/watch?v=LQgDBPu1JBs

Oh, didn't realize this was the alternative. The movie one is better.

youtube.com/watch?v=laiOvUsPrnw

lel i bet this is where fargo got it from

Picrelated is what people in the porn industry call "the gush". Kid just kept pumping the protein

>After he fired several shots at a 26 ft (8 m) tall Saguaro Cactus from extremely close range, a 4 ft (1.2 m) limb of the cactus detached and fell on him, crushing him.

>Saguaro are very slow growing cactus. A 10 year old plant might only be 1.5 inches tall. Saguaro can grow to be between 40-60 feet tall (12-18m). When rain is plentiful and the saguaro is fully hydrated it can weigh between 3200-4800 pounds.

holy shit i didn't know a cactus would get so heavy

>After watching the "Kung Fu Kapers" episode of The Goodies, a man named Alex Mitchell laughed continuously for 25 minutes and then fell dead on the sofa.
This actually happened

>British actor Gareth Jones died of a heart attack while performing in a live televised play in 1958 – in which his character was scripted to have a heart attack. The rest of the cast improvised around his death and finished the play.

The fact that he was a BR makes it even funnier for some reason

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Did he just pull out his tongue from the back of his head?

>read this
>disgusted, but cant stop reading
>think its real
>find out later its fake

fuck off with this Reddit shit

Niggers are peopl-

>doesn't know what a short story is
>doesn't recognize Fight Club's author

You're a fucking idiot, that's no one's fault but your own.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebra_murders