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NEVER EVER Edition

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Daily reminder there are still 13 gruelling, meaningless hours of retard Coop to go

The thought depresses me

He has a nice grip

Today's episode will be the last Dougie one.
Screencap this.

Why did they photoshop her mole out of the photo?

>13 hours to go

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The results are in.
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While I fully expect them to keep Mr. Bean Cooper going for at least three more episodes even I don't think that they're gonna keep that plotline going that long.

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S3 is mostly really good but some scenes seem out of place and fuck up the pacing. I hope it all makes sense in September.

I thought last episode was easily the worst, most dull. Nothing kept happening

Looks like Pissfu is top tier Peaksfu

HelloooOOOooo!

>Dougie is what Lynch thinks of Amerikuks

you gais are hilarious

Tracey being that low is a travesty, she's a 10/10

Ah, my dick.

Tfw I just realized that Major Briggs' head was literally thrown into the Black Lodge.

Also, they talk about Jeffries so much it's impossible that we WON'T see Bowie I think.

>Heroin mom being that low is a travesty, she's a 10/10
fixed m8

Who talks about Jeffries, Ive never heard him mentioned

Can anyone explain to me what's exactly attractive about her?

I cannot find her attractive. She looks awful.

ayy lmao

she has for the most part standard attractive features, just ayylmao eyes. for some people this makes her a "unique beauty" for some its a deal breaker and makes her look retarded.

you're allowed to not find her attractive user.

To each his own, lad. If you ever fall in love with someone you'll understand it (and I mean someone real, no 2D waifus)

what about 3D waifus

>nothing happening
>buenos aires
>mr. strawberry
>revelation that bad coop is doppelganger inhabited to some extend by bob but with his own will

Sure, although believe me when I say there is a difference between falling in love with someone in person than just in photos. But yea, 3D waifus count too. When you love someone, you just know.
t. Married man

her mouth looks like Nicholson's Joker here

>waifuing a character who dies in the first episode

I don't think Mr Strawberry has any significance, just showing that DoppleCoop was able to find some embarrassing or incriminating information about the warden.

fun fact: a "strawberry" is a woman who exchanges sexual favours for drugs.

but Dougie is great!

Didn't you watch the new episodes yet?

>Never Ever

Couldn't it be endgame now? Assuming they don't all die at the end

Nah, Diane is gonna get her Cooper

Ye but I don't remember Jeffries being mentioned

warden exchanges sexual favours for drugs confirmed

But only if they're freshly squeezed

Damn fine wine.
Chilled too.

When can I watch today's episode
Is it on demand?

REEEEEE
I would have voted for agent TP had I known about this.

Imagine its your balls instead of those grapes

Post yfw when Twin Peaks is renewed for s4.

When Judy says it's ready.

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Tim Roth is Jefferies

not with these ratings, any other show would've been cancelled by now

what's for me an issue here is the fact that they were monitoring his phone call..

Jeffries has been turned into a 4th Coop doppleganger and will be played by MacLachlan doing his best Southern Bowie impersonation.

He gets off on that

Most people stream it user

source:your ass

>bob is dead
>doc is dead
>pete is dead
>albert is dead
>log lady is dead
>bowie is dead
>harry doesn't act anymore
What would the point be? All that's left are coop and the teenagers

Well according to Showtime they got record new subscriptions on the website for it so it makes sense, they oughta release the numbers

>harry doesn't act anymore
or does he...

But laura is waifu tier.

>cancelled by now

It's already been filmed, edited, etc, all of it, you literal retard.

Well now, I'm not gonna talk about Judy. In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it.

>any other show would've
you don't get to call other people retards with your pre-school reading comprehension

How many people do you honestly think were paying for showtime's streaming service? I would say maybe 50k before.

>pissfu

Who?

Rhonda

Twin Peaks sucks.

>tfw season 2 is secret kino

HELLOOO-O-OOO reddit

you, it's you that suck

It's the one and only OTP. I thought they were so cute.

Any other show would've already been filmed, edited, etc, all of it, you literal retard.

True, also their interactions after Leland's death were completely different and they practically ignored each other. What a wasted opportunity.

Just watched the second half of the season 2, and in fact despite being a mess, it contains some of the best part of this show.
Fuck /tpg/ for lying to me.

/tpg/ literally BTFO, how will we ever recover?

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Dude, that's not how tv series are made. Twin Peaks S3 and Netflix shows are the exception.

Yeah they shoot and edit them in a week.

call for help

>implying skipfags aren't shit on repeatedly

>no chokefu

I miss cooper/Truman bromance

If you had to choose between Truman and Bowie appearance, who would you choose?

>no buella

Truman, I don't need to get FROSTED with muh deep lore

Bowie

NewTru is better

obviously bowie

MISSOUUUUUULAAAAAA

definitely Truman, and the other answer is wrong

Bowie if his first line contains the word Judy. But it's not easy to decide. Harry was never as memorable as Coop but he was all over the place in the original and in some episodes more screen time than coop.

But Jeffries is a Lynch character, he appears in FWWM which Frost had nothing to do with

I'm torn
I'm surprised the scene where Harry is drunk and his acting is terrible, after Josie died isn't memed about more
it made me realise he can't act for shit

It's gonna get kinda sad reading the same "Coop's gonna come back this episooooode" posts here week in and week out

>in some episodes more screen time than coop
This never happened

It's not memed to shit because people couldn't care about those episodes

boobs

lol no. Haven't you seen the Amanda Seyfried nudes? She has absolutely shit tits.

>Josie turns into a drawer-knob

I've rewatched this episode recently and I still don't get it

I mean, creatively, why would you do that.

The Josie problem was handled.

MISSOULAAAAAAAAAAA

>when the cgi from a 1990 tv show is better than the 2017 revival

>bob's been already dead
>doc's a very minor character
>pete's dead both IRL and in the series
>albert is the only major loss
>log lady died after filming 2 scenes with her
>bowie will not appear in this season either
>harry will not appear in this season either

So the only major difference would be albert.