>Your country
France
>Are your former colonies better than your country
Nope, except for Canada which is definitely superior by a long shoot
All our other colonies that they are in West Indies, North Africa, West Africa, Central Africa or Indochina are shitholes
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>he still thinks the entirety of Canada belonged to fr*Nchoids
Sit down Jacques, Canada is ANGLO Territory. You can keep Quebec, just stay off the white man's land.
Unless Norway counts as a colony, no.
We swear allegiance to the queen not muslim cock, Pierre.
>ywn live in a timeline where the french maintained control of canada, the revolution still happened, and the house of bourbon fled to canada
>wants us to take the white man's land
>"just stay off the white man's land"
Activated my almonds
>they suck british AND muslim AND indian dicks
The mayor of London is a muslim and your PM is an arabophile.
>Are your former colonies better than your country
Yep pretty much all of them
Did you even have any overseas colonies other than Alaska?
t. only has guam and puerto rico
>Your country
Morocco
>Are your colonies better than your country
Yes
Siberia
Eastern Europe
Caucasus
Central Asia
Mongolia
Parts of Ch*na and Iran were under Russian influence
>Are your former colonies better than your country
Yes.
canada is like manchuria
it belongs to china
diversity is canada's greatest strength
Overseas colonies, my snail-eating friend
>Cunt
>The Philippines are getting a bit of bad press atm but I guess they are fine
America
No. Sadly the Philippines is mostly shit but I think we can all agree that it's probably Spain's fault. Shame too because pinoys are usually bros, except the Muslim ones of course.
They breed like bacterias.
This is unfortunately true. Again, this is all the Spanish's fault with the Catholicism.
Japan is better than Korea now
which of these turned out ok
The USA are ok I suppose
Netherlands and Franche Comté are fine too
>colonies
>never sent settlers there
(I know you're just memeing)
St. Pierre et Miquelon are lovely, probably better than European France.
Yeah the US is doing fantastic.
>America
>fantastic
>sending settlers to the colonies
Lmao just send 3 or 4 guys to fuck everyone there
Oh well at least you recognize them as our colony.
What is Frances worst ex colony?
Why can not french people speak in English? Why can not you pronounce "h"-sound?
They speak with their throat rather than their tongue.
Haiti, probably or our worst african colonies.
Québec had members of the nobility living there and the King sponsored hundreds of attractive and adventurous women to go there, know as les filles du roi (daughters of the King). He even sent horses from his personal stables to Québec where they became the Canadian Horse breed. Many of the famous American hors e breeds were later descended fron this line, like the Tennessee Walker and Saddlebred.
It was a serious colony l, not just 2 jesuits and 4 fur trappers fucking Indians
> settlers
We sent a few thousand guys to the Americas who fucked a race into existence. If you meet a black-haired Dutchman, chances are his bloodline got TERCIO'D at some point. Don't underestimate the prowess of Fernando Martínez.
I'd say Haiti, somehow being in a better geographical location than the entirety of Africa (minus North Africa) wasn't enough for them to not be the biggest shit hole on Earth
Have you heard how French people pronounce a word with "h" letter?
Husband - asba'nd,
Help - elp,
Hello - ello,
Happen - appe'n.
Etc.
Stress always at last vowel
Ivory Coast, Chad, and Mali are impressively dogshit too but I got to agree on Haiti.
Jesus Frogbro why are all your colonies so awful? Even Spain's colonies seem nicer.
Because it's Africa. Also we never really sent lots of French settlers.
Malta
No, Atlantis is drowned.
Haha...
Our ex colonies aren't that bad if you compare them to those of other countries. The only country whose ex colonies mostly don't suck is Denmark.
Depends on how you define "better" . But Finland and Poland both have higher quality of lives than here, so I guess yes.
wasn't Norway under Danish rule for a long ass time
All of your colonies seem bad when compared to Britain's big four but compared to some of the disasters France has left us with yes, your colonies are better.
Most of Britain's former colonies are hell on earth. Bangladesh, Sierra Leone, Belize, Gambia, etc. Australia is the exception, not the rule.
ah yes, the wonders of British Colonization, India, Bangladesh, Belize....
really all wonderful places.
40.03% of the top 10 GDPs are former parts of the British Empire.
I've been to Belize, it's not shit. El Salvador, Honduras, and Nicaragua are however and who left us with El Salvador, Honduras, and Nicaragua I wonder..
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iceland is probably better
I can accept USA, Canada and Hong Kong but India?
We were called the Twin Countries.