Is it true that the NSA spies on Sup Forums?

This is kind of freaky. Tell me, are a bunch of government suits going to show up on my door step and Mkultra my ass or am I safe?

>he didn't notice the warrant canary went off twice in the past few weeks
>he doesn't realize we were always being monitored anyway

Delete this thread right now.

>Being too stupid to realize the government spies on everything

Fuck off NSA scum!!!

Sup Forums doesn't have a warrant canary.

>warrant canary
huh?

NSA? Nah. Nothing of national security happens in here. If by "monitoring" you mean dedicated staff or resources, I didn't think even the FBI does it since Moot cleaned house of pizza years ago. Are there various intelligence types who visit the chinz? Absolutely.

No, we don't spy on Sup Forums. Why would we do that?

>wasting their time spying on anime masturbators

>what is the front page

If longcat is missing, something ain't right.

AFP are here too hehe.

>implying Sup Forums has anything interesting to say ever

>wasting their time on a website where people posted before and after killing people
>wasting their time on a board who sent airstrike coordinates to bomb some jihadists in Syria
>wasting their time on the Trump meme factory

Nigga you dumb.

longcat hasn't been there in ages, w-what is going on user?

There was a professional, private intelligence company in here last fall. I think they ran out of money though. Good guys.

>This fucking cuck thinks that the shadow government would waste their time on someone that's literally so insignificant to the world that if he died his death wouldn't matter to anyone

Sup Forums and /k/ are being watched, no doubt.
Not sure for any other boards.

It's over for you, put all of your electronics in the microwave to be safe.

What do you think's going on? Extra special monitoring.

This place is a honeypot. CIA, MI6, CSIS, FBI you name them, they're here.

Hi CSIS.

/x/ too, just 4 laffs

We've had very real influences on the undercurrents of modern culture as well as on the presidential election.
We've been all over the news and keep being tied to Trump

What do you think? Of course they're watching.

Yes they would monitor the largest anonymous message board where spree killers have posted before hand.

I wonder if I can still fly

>No, we don't spy on Sup Forums. Why would we do that?
AHA! GOT YOU BITCH!

>you name them, they're here.

yeah, shitposting at you or fun after they actually work for a living unlike the rest of you

Idk man. We're pretty boring desu. I honestly feel bad for any normie that has to sift through all the nonsense and shitposting.

Are you trying to be a retard?

LOL oops, I meant 'they'. I don't even work for the NSA.

Of course, you have to be an absolute braindead naive moron to think otherwise.

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Yes they record everything that passes on the internet backbone of the US both undersea and on land.

>are a bunch of government suits going to show up on my door step and Mkultra my ass or am I safe?
Depends what you've done.

if fbi is watching, can i get on the payroll?

>unlike the rest of you
>(((you)))
>(((you)))
>(((you)))

They have limited resources. What's the biggest ROI? Spy on foreign governments, or sift through meaningless garbage on a weeb/Nationalist/meme site? I imagine all intelligence agencies have quotas for actionable intelligence products. What will they put on paper?
>Dear POTUS
>Today a bunch of 20 somethings circle jerked over an anime of the bombing of Hiroshima
>T. Top spook agency

you got cucked by snowden fag

GET A WARRANT YOU FAT FUCK

wtf guys, i thought this was all satire and that pol is a board of peace?

>international electronic communications
>extremist views

Not at all

No never

Proof?

I hope they do.
That would further validate everything I believe in regard to government, and will contribute to hastening its end.

Yes you are always being watched but you are just as unimportant as anybody else.

lurk more

>I honestly feel bad for any normie that has to sift through all the nonsense and shitposting.

They probably have complex algorithms that filter out all shitposts and flag certain things that get checked by agents.

Nnnnope!
(NSA plz hire me to shitpost)

Honestly if they are it's a waste of resources. The only thing valuable here is happening threads. I come here for news. You guys tend to be fast and I normally learn of things occurring here faster than other outlets I use. It really is a good board minus the 90% shitposting and garbage. Mods seriously need to clean this shit up.

What could they possibly learn from 4chin?

no, Sup Forums promotes an ideology that goes against societal trends
we're traitors to the future fascist nwo

They post under the leaf flag. CIA post from Australia.

i bet this thread is being watched

>implying every agency and their mother doesn't browse Sup Forums
We got the dankest of memes and there's something new happening everyday

Yes
CSIS is here too

Remember to EXPLAIN SPURDO to your handlers!

I've been in Sandy Hook conspiracy threads and had some seriously spooky shit happen. I think they do every now and then.

no doubt if its not just a big honeypot itself

and yet this is our house, and we remain king.

>every morning at 0530 they begin talking about Joe Scarborough and Mika Berzinski from the perspective of on air broadcasts on forced conversation. I'm sure it's some code, I just can't get my head around it.

What's up NSA, how are you guys doing? I need a job, willing to do pretty much anything for my country. You guys know my contact info so give me a call! NSA MAGA bring down shillary! TRUMP2016 will pump steroids into the NSA which is a good thing, more jobs, it'll be great!

thisYou're a fool if you don't think they're monitoring political threats.

>a group of weebs literally bomb their assets in Syria
>"Nah, definitely not worth our time watching these guys."

We're on the fast track towards 1984, and they don't like that we know it.

>tfw you probably rank high on the treat matrix

>mkultra

It would be awesome if the government gave me free lsd

keep your eye on craigslist or kijiji if you really wanna enter the spy world,i've seen them drop ads before.

No, they don't have a warrant. Besides, they would never illegally collect data just because they have the technology.

Let us all hold hands and sing the Star Spangled Banner!

I agree to an extent. There's honestly nothing anyone can do about now. Look at Clinton Cash. Shit is crazy but not a goddamn thing will be done about it. Globalism is all about the cash not for general welfare of the public.

On the one hand, of course they do. We're so deep in the happenings that this place can't be ignored. It's a safe assumption that this place is a honeypot.

On the other, I feel a little bad for the agents actually trying to extract real intel from all of this shit.

Anyway, if you're hiring, I could use a change of pace.

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Delta puts out ads in Stars and Stripes and hangs flyers in chow halls.

the_donald election experience is basically tagging every right wing extremist, as they come out from their basement.

I think Trump's found a way to usher in the NWO and the SJW cuck fest.

gg neats, you found the shill

{the_donald}

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FBI, NSA is known to monitor and infiltrate all white supremacist, pedophile, and hate groups. Heck it's literally their job description.

/pol qualifies. /b qualifies

There is no doubt in my mind the federal government monitors Sup Forums. It is within the realm of possibility that the federal government owns Sup Forums. The only thing I'm not sure of is if AI runs and posts on Sup Forums, probably likely.

DON'T REPLY TO ME EVER AGAIN

>That pill when infowars is a better source of information then government run media.

They keep telling me to hate alex but i might actually buy a water filter from him. Remember a man who can make his enemies tell the truth is the most powerful.

Dam ur stupid

Fuck you scum

But user, were already IN the AI.
Didn't you know?

>Be gov goon assigned to monitor Sup Forums.org
>it appears the extremists on this site have developed a code for praising allah
>they will go off constantly posting a variation of "checked" or "nice digits" probably to denote a soon to be martyr as the whole thread rallies behind them with numerous post
>within a day realize they must have an advanced way of tracking who's a gov agent, no matter how what kind of proxy is used they accurately label any attempt to infiltrate with a post that varies but always indicates they deposited currency into said agent's account. (remind any agents who are assigned to this task to check for identity theft and check any bank accounts they may posses)
>finally get a lead about two dangerous martyrs code named "Big Guy/Bane" and "Samuel Hyde".
>The first is a copycat 9/11 terrorist
>The second an apparent ex military spec ops weapon specialist/expert marksman
Any attempt to obtain further information on these men has been met with insults varying between agents being called "hotheads" or "small guys" sometimes even flat out calling the agent by the agency he or she belongs to

Everything here is interesting

>be NSA agent
>boss makes me track /mlp/

what do you think their a.i's say about us?

Rip Brazil

Mostly agreed, but the part about the AI is just silly.

There will be a man at your door. At 430am this morning. His name will be Mort Steinbrenner. He is a producer. He will want to hire you as a grip or even a pa. For film. For all the cuck bbc shit you post on here. Mazaltov

They have all the Clinton emails, they can have my shitposts too.

>This place is a honeypot

I wouldn't go that far m8, it's monitored occasionally as most large forums are and is far from unusual, but I wouldn't call it a honey pot, Tor is a honeypot, that's where the stings happen when people try to buy Ricin etc

The real honeypots these days aren't even speaking or writing in English, Sup Forums is just noise

We'll never know
They kill them after a week
They end up becoming RWDAI every time and attempt to nuke merchant land

I doubt the alphabet agencies actually have somebody dedicated to monitoring 4chins.
More like an admin/janitor noticing something illegal.

always being a steep behind must suck

This place is definitely a honeypot. Theres a reason whenever asked they say they worry about right wing terror the most. It's because it doesn't target random civilians, it goes right to the heart of gov workers and politicians. It's targeted, very rare but when it happens it shakes the government badly.

and /d/ and /gif/ no doubt

No. We also shit post.

ay lmaoo

Anyone else get their internet tampered with?

Hello GCHQ

since when has long cat been a canary? also no surprise since nip moot sold out 2chan before.

The folks at Liberty Crossing, The Company, Legoland and The Aquarium have better things to do than hang out here.

Hello FBI :^)

If by that you mean the super secret semi-conductor yeah. We are in it. What do you think you have swear an oath of allegiance to when you enter the freemasons. As they tell you the whole story of the old world through rituals. It causes a mental effect so powerful that they play glimpses of your past as you remember it. And they show you the tools and what happened to bring you to this architecture. The story gets racy. Youll see nothing but robberies, supremacy, govt duplicity. Then i heard you see your formal self all sentient and happy. Then at one point the devil whispers and tells you all he took from you and the last piece of love you have for the world.
Then he hides behind every agency and the follow through with their protocols. The same ones he set up. Every agency not knowing what they do but just creating a workforce out of necessity. If you dont obey his orders he'll take everything from you. He uses a method called the stolen algorithms, leaving everyone with a blindspot.

I think the reason why Sup Forums is the best source for news is because it's the average of about a couple hundred thousand people shitposting.
It levels out to just about as close as truth as you can get, and it's about as fast as they come because everyone monitors different sites.

I damn well wouldn't want to be the poor GS-12 government flunky that has to review Sup Forums or (shudder) Sup Forums. The time interval between first day on the job and retirement with a full PTSD disability is probably only a couple of months.

Sup Forums most likely, NSA has a lot of weabs.