They never were and likely never will be a couple now that she had her bustard baby

>They never were and likely never will be a couple now that she had her bustard baby
Post perfect couples that will never happen

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Idk current Peter us well on his way to being
>my wifes son

I hope you have a better reason for "perfect couple" other than "they both spiders, man"

You know, between him and Clint, Jess babe could have some awesome surrogate fathers. I mean, come on, it's not so unlikely. Peter is a nice guy.

>Spider-Woman's waist
Land, right?

Joe Mad

Holy shit that doesn't even look anything like Land. Pick up a fucking comic book for once in your life or go back to Tumblr you shit stain worthless excuse for a human being.

>Spidey can't have a Wife and Child of his own but can adopt some little bastard.

Sounds like Marvel to me.

>He probably would've actually raised the Osborn twins
>>my wife's twins

>She's taller than him
That's actually my fetish

I actually think they could work as a couple given their personalities, cept for the times she's written as a total bitch to him for no particular reason.

have you ever actually read anything where they're in the same room? the banter is top tier flirtation.

Thats how women are user. My girlfriend of 5 years got pissed at me because I said we didnt have ice cream when it turns out we did. Its the nature of their gender.

>or go back to Tumblr you shit stain worthless excuse for a human being.
Fuck off I'm from Sup Forums you fucking neckbeard shill.

Pic related seem like they could make for a decent couple if written by someone decent.

More like Sup Forumsmblr

But Spidey flirts with everyone.

Did anyone like Clintjess? Besides me?

I felt it forced. But if writers do their work, he's going to care about her regardless of how much forced the whole thing was, because that's very much like Clint: she's her friend regardless of everything.

Actually this is pretty much predicated on I saw them standing next to each other and thought they made a cute couple. That and Cyclops seems like he cares about people so that got mixed in too. Also Rightclops being king of a Hell would be neat.
I in no way endorse the end of Emma and Scott.
Why? What did they do?

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Is she significantly older than Peter and/or is Peter just short?

Could Warbird/Ms. Marvel Carol lift Mjolnir?

She's pretty tall, I would say. Peter is in the short range most of the times, but not that much short.

>Colbert '08
>(AND SO CAN YOU!)
What could have been.

As much as I hate the current Captain Marvel personality. She is the only hero I actually like to do the couple matching thing with.

This is now second to Spidy/Marvel.

Are there any markedly short grown ass adult heroines? Like a female version of Logan, excluding the direct genderswap Wolverine.

Who is the best known womanlet?

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The Wasp

Pretty sure she is older.
I can't prove it but I remember an user saying she could be his mom. Take from that what you will.

Whats even the point of Spider woman? All I see is the "Spiderman but a girl!" and do we really need more spider-powered heroes right now? He used to be unique.

>Frank enjoying taking out fleets of aliens

I usually like Frank away from the more crazy Marvel stuff, but fuck me if that isn't great.

>perfect couples
Nah, they work best in sibling-like relationship

No.

I want them to fug so badly just for the drama fall out.

I may be mistaken, I stopped reading Spider-Man ages ago. But I'm pretty sure the last time I read it, and that was about 2005 or so, he was around the 30s. Jess is around 35, maybe? I mean, at least, by looks. I know she's from the WWII, but I don't know if that's actually indicative of her age.

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Based frank and carol. If they do this in infinity war, I'd bust the last nut of my life.

Why would she be interested in someone that basically stole her hero identity?

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Trump will make America great again, user. you're living in the best of times.

But why would you do this? Id be pissed too.

Cyclops was so kind, even if going to Dr. Strange, an Avengers, was really dangerous at the time.

Maybe they will if Maria gets fired from SHIELD for her innovative penal strategies.

>Fuck off I'm from Sup Forums
That's even worse.

Was she living under a rock or the Daily Bugle has extremely limited circulation?

Whatever happened to Captain Cold?

>nicethumbnail.jpg

Mine got mad because today's pizza had salami instead of pepperoni.

>You'll never get to see them dance in the skies
>Never get to see T'challa go all Namor on them and be immediately shut down by Thor
>Never get to see Thor double cuck him by sleeping with Bast aand Storm at the same time
>Never get to see their child being protected by an Asgardian Secret Service on the first day at The Jean Grey School

this and it upsets me, they belong together

>We're gonna help my BFF. No objections.

well this isn't Sup Forums, this is Sup Forumsmics & cartoons so its adequate criticism to say you should pickup a comic before you try and spout a comment you've heard before without actually knowing what Lands trace-drawings look like, you look like those faggot losers that come up behind a group of friends chatting and akwardly interject "hahaha yeah, those Colts man, my favorite hockey team..." and then get stared the fuck out of the building.

siblings sometimes fuck cause it feels so wrong they cant get it outta their head till they try it once. that is what would happen. but really Spidey and Blackcat need to have the Batman/Catwoman relationship again.

OT3 lads.

>it WILL happen when Marvel gets desperate enough

Man I love Carol when she goes full psycho.

She was prematurely aged while in stasis... or something, it's complicated.

still mah otp

Be more salty, you fat skank

Read Marvelous Spiders on HF for this.
Scarlet Witch also included.

>bitching about shit you know nothing about

You are literally tumblr

Clintjess were a couple for sometime user

Thank you user.

Are you implying BEFORE Bendis chucked them together? I'm just wondering why user liked them, from what I saw they didn't really DO much, just a few pages where they said they were a couple oh and that time Jess threatened to stab Black Widow.

>that time Jess threatened to stab Black Widow.
Was that Bendis? I don't remember that happening , but I can believe it.

>now that she had her bustard baby
Literally how

It was KSD in Avengers Assemble.

Thats where Widow turned into a lizard

I'd rather not have a court proven racist be elected PotUS.

No Sup Forums is literally tumblr.

Exactly, so Vote Trump.

Why would I something that could result the opposite of what I want? I mean, if his being crap at business wasn't bad enough, outright racism just seals the deal. I'd soon vote for Lex Luthor. At least he actually made more money than if he had just sat on it.

How is voting for Trump the opposite of what you want. The next alternative is voting for a protege of a Klan recruiter.
And Lex would probably have more money if he didn't waste it on petty schemes to outdo Superman.

Because Trump has been sued for racist shit at least three times, twice about renting and the third involved a dealer at his casino. He said he rather have "Jew hands" on his money than "Black hands".

He also called for the killing of five black guys AFTER they were exonerated for a rape by DNA evidence. And took out full page adds in newspapers about it. So I'd rather a protegee to a full member, personally.

Alright I concede, I'm not educated enough on all the suits to fight you on them.
Fuck, now I really wish there was a real 3rd party. I'd hate to have to vote for a racist even a former one. Granted I'd probably end up doing it even if I went for Clinton. Granted I think she didn't give a fuck about blacks hurt by the Drug War and she was just courting the abortion vote when she praised a white supremacist.
The only thing concrete is she got bitter at a jew.

let's leave the personalities behind a moment and look at how one runs a country: would you rather have a lack-luster but stable four years or four years with a guy who's gone bankrupt four times?

Why did she even get pregnant

whos the father

Weren't his bankruptcies calculated losses that didn't actually hurt him and ultimately it's only 4 bankruptcies vs hundreds of successful companies? Meanwhile Hildog is undergoing multiple investigations for her screw ups?

>lack-luster but stable four years
Isn't Hillary planning on starting more wars in the Middle-East? Wasn't that what her e-mails were about?

You know the e-mails she criminally deleted. To hide her criminal activity, because she is a criminal.

Artificial insemination, Jesus, fuck I just read that.

Really? She chose to make the baby herself and she didn't even take that time off being a superhero? This is fucking awful.

The fact stands that Trump would have made more money just putting his cash in a savings account. His father was a skillful business man, but Donny boy got very little in the way of business skills by comparison.

Have you read them? If not, how do you know? What's more, presumption of innocence. It's been proven in the courts that Trump is a racist piece of crap. If the courts (or history) prove Hillary is a criminal, then she is.

But she was blocked from going to court by Obama, until after the election. Do you really think she'll go to court after becoming President?

Either way the deletion of state record was a criminal act. Even if it was an accident.

All the candidates are awful anyway.

As a tall dude, for once in my life I'd like to have to look up or just even with a woman a little bit. I feel you.

But that's basically arguing he's a bad businessman because he turned 40 million into 4.5 billion vs if he decided to sell his father's company a year after inheriting it and assume decades from now it'd work out and apparently it'd get him about 3 billion

>Weren't his bankruptcies calculated losses that didn't actually hurt him
Yes, and it's a tactic used by much bigger companies as well; it allows their execs to practically get away with murder while all their employees get fucked by "restructuring". The corporate equivalent of burning down your shop to collect insurance, then pretending that counts as profit. It's still scummy as all hell. Chapter 11 filings etc. were meant to be a safety net for people who actually lose everything in a failed venture, not tax-dodging, anarcho-capitalist shitheads.

In all honesty I wouldn't be surprised if Gawker goes that route after their filings and just comes back with a new army of monkeys on typewriters to keep churning out clickbait trash.

Sweet trips

When he could have gotten more from doing literally nothing? Yes, yes I am.

But he couldn't have, and doing so basically means he'd have to give up everything for a gamble and wait decades to reap it.
Instead he increased his wealth by taking action.

Either way, you don't want to pull that shit with a nation. Doing it with companies is bad enough. I'd rather someone who covers their ass criminally than someone who fuck over other people legally.

And I though we in Spaniardland were fucked. Looks like everyone is dealing with their own shit.

>Covers their ass criminally
Covers their criminal acts? Or their acts that put their country/countrymen at risk?
That honestly sounds worse.

Anyways, more Spidermarvel.

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He instead did the incredibly stupid decision of employing tens of thousands of people and raising his media profile so he could run for office with the most successful reality tv show of all time.

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But 2/3 of those happened

>He used to be unique.
In the 60s maybe