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what's wrong with it? sounds exactly like the books

Nothing, but the last one mentioned his 'Unusual Family' which lead some people here to think we were gonna get BLACKED

>The witcher Geralt, a black man, struggles to find his place in a world where white people often prove more wicked than beasts
Jesus Christ Netflix

lol

What did Raimi mean by this?

He does have a pretty unusual family. He has witches lusting after his cock left and right, his dad is an old man who essentially kidnap him, and his brothers are all fellow kidnapees. He's also a cuck.

Fuck off Sup Forums

You're also a cuck

I would be if I got to raise (groom) Ciri for family fun time

Sup Forums is already more Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums and /cel/.

Witchers are highly sought after for casual sex because not only are they sterile (so you can't get pregnant) they're practically disease immune.

Plus it's bragging rights in female upper class social circles to say you've fucked a Witcher.

I wonder if Netflix will go down that route for the series. I hope so. The thing about Geralt is everyone is trying to use him in some fashion or another. Except Ciri.

i'd use ciri if you catch my drift

>a tv show based on videogame that is 90% cinematic cutscenes

I hate you and your generation.

so you havent played it ok gotchu

You're forgetting the part that witches lust after witcherdick because of innate magic potential in their loins so it's like they're having sex with a magic wand.

you just made that shit up

Haha my friend, kill yourself

it's based on a mediocre book series

>people jumping to BLACKED instead of you know, Ciri isn't his daughter, Yen isn't her mother and all the other shit that would make them an unusual "family"

Stunning.

I never really got the whole "yen is a mother figure" when she's always off doing her own thing and just occasionally pops into Geralt's life for some dick

Small nitpick, Geralt wasn't one of the kids who was taken by a witcher. His mother left him at Kaer Morhen as a baby.

>the cuck thing is overblown also, if anything, Geralt is the bull

This is actually true, Mages can feel like a magic vibration from Witchers. They literally have vibrating dicks

You haven't finished the books, have you?

let's laugh at this idiot

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

wasn't it because simply touching the skin of a Witcher gives off a certain feeling within women that makes sex even better?
I definitely remember something about skin contact but I can't remember if it was pleasant or unpleasant (but becomes pleasant during sex int he pain = pleasure sort of manner) and if it only affected people who controlled magic

Nice bait
The books have much more discussions and travelling than action

If anything, "Unusual family" refers to Witchers and how they are ill perceived, distrusted and looked down upon by the general populace

A NETFLIX ORIGINAL
A TALE ABOUT A MAN STRUGGLING IN A WORLD SET AGAINST HIM

>code word for diversity metaphore

>Geralt, played by Idris Elba

XD

>it's another "americucks ruining good things"-episode

believe me a lot of us dont like it either. Its all Jewood

Good, the original description was fucking terrible. I have faith in the Polacks not to ruin this.

>I have faith in the Polacks not to ruin this.
This, absolutely. If it was an american company making this, I would have no hope, but the Polacks should know what to do

They made the last witcher TV show dogshit

It's based on the books, tard

Only the first 2 short story collections are really good. The rest range from mediocre to flat out shit, there's a reason nobody outside of Poland cared about them until after the games came out

Is it following the story of the books or is it just doing its own thing with the same characters and setting?

that's cause it was made in 2002

Perfect, his voice is amazing

Taking bets on which witch is gonna have a sexier actress, my moneys on Triss

that's because the concept is good and the writing is abysmal.

>The witcher Geralt, played by Idris Elba, a mutated monster hunter, struggles to find his place in a world where people often prove more wicked than beasts.
wew

>doesn't mention Geralt atoning for his whiteness and masculinity

UM, RACIST AND SEXIST MUCH?

Its fine, theres a part in the show where Geralt stares at a tavern wenches ass, so Yen gets back at him by fucking a group of black mercenaries at the bar

How skewed must your perception be to think "unusual family" means BLACKED? You faggots need to step away from Sup Forums and this BLACKED shit for a while.

Does Yen get off on being cucked by Geralt or something?

How does Witcher 3 have so much content? The amount of diverse locations alone is astonishing.

CD projekt red

You realize Yen actively cucked Geralt by having other lovers right?

Both Yen and Triss are sluts.

Its a game made with actual love and effort, rather than the standard open world which is just "boring empty wasteland or city with the occasional enemy stronghold and pointless collectables every 10 feet"

I doubt the show will have the budget for big monster fights like Archgriffins, Chorts or Fiends.

But hopefully it will have good writing and be an enjoyable watch, then a 2nd season could have a bigger budget, so good writing + good monster fights

They spent 120M$ on 1st season of The Get Down nigger show.

they can spent 150M$ on this.

wait so now all you fags have netflix?

I thought paying for movies was against everything you all believed in?

You're forgetting that $1 USD is like 50 thousand Polebucks. They'll make it work

Gonna have to remind you that Sup Forums is not one person, you silly cutie you

Knowing Netflix this wouldn't surprise me

I really doubt any polish person will be on the tv show team beside the author getting his paycheck and spending it in booze.

Geralt also had other lovers, so you're just spewing bullshit, buddy.

Who is best girl?

it's nearly literally impossible to make a show without minorities nowadays specialy netflix

Ciri

>The show won't be a dark fantasy about geralt tackling weird and wonderful witcher contracts in the far reaches of the lands, banging damsels and dealing with the strange and superstitious common folk along the way
>It'll be some namby pamby social commentary out muh outgroup and racism and dramatized character development

Wasn't a law in US since the late 60s or 70s making that every us film production should have a %s number of black people/minorities in the casting?

Maybe itll be like Supernatural formula, dealing with a different contract every episode, except with Geralt

> cosplaying a slut
Dropped

she's a pornstar user

sauce pls

>country that literally tried to land on the sun
>in charge of not ruining things

>tfw ciri is gonna get blacked

She was alredy horsed

don't be naive
Polish cinema is utter shit

t. Polack

If its based on the books instead of the games, then Ciri wont be in the show will she?

she will be
and she will only be between 10 and 16 yo throughout

judging by Netflix' track record this will be absolute fucking dogshit right

Rebellious teen Ciri trying to fight monsters a cute

remember when normies didn't know about the witcher franchise?

>muh secret witcher club

...

Played by Maisie Williams

>struggles to find his place
I never thought this

Essi.

Too old.

Relationships work different on medieval times user, even if married, it's not cheating if your wife it's not in the same town as you.

DUDE
SOCIAL
COMMENTARY
LMAO

rebellious Ciri robbing people with her band of misfits and trying lesbomancy*

Let's play Gwent.

would watch desu

>implying Sup Forums has anything to do with this

There are a lot of posters on Sup Forums that have taken the entire blacked thing to a next level and the amount of replies it generates is staggering. It isn't even smart trolling, just plain fucking "hurr durr look at me being retarded".

That being said, I'm pretty sure they can't fuck with this series, isn't it a mish mash of slavic folklore; would be weird if they started fucking with that.

>Ciri acting badass with her friends
>about to head out to gang up on a single ghoul
>gets embarrassed when Geralt finds out and grounds her

No, that will be the troll Ciri fights.

>his dad is an old man who essentially kidnap him

Confirmed for having not read the books.

>would be weird if they started fucking with that.

That's what hollywood does with all its remakes from previous non-western material.

I'm proven right then

more like
>Ciri acting badass with her friends
>rob some people
>a bounty hunter appears
>suddenly all friends have no heads
>Ciri captured and tied up

>anthony

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_(given_name)

Will the combat scenes be as shit as in the games?

>Who is best girl?
Yen. This girl is great but she need to scowl more to be yen

she is perfect for another role already

What was wrong with the games combat?

It isn't spam X to win like Dark Souls