/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

Pie and coffee edition

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ayy, we haven't had this one for a while.

>you can't both enjoy muh coffee and pie and getting LYNCHED
this is where Sup Forums is wrong, because I can, and do

now what faggots

episode six delayed..... due to gay protests

what r u gay

so tonight's episode is getting delayed to show support for gay rights?

That's fine just don't go wearing clothing with it and tweeting about it

I edited seasons 1 & 2 into 3 abridged episodes for people who want to revisit the original show. Don't watch these if you haven't seen it all at least once yet.

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did Dick banged the Mayor's wife?

yes confirmed by showtime

Reminder that Lynch is a Jojofag

just stop it user

bad meme

wat

source or youre a fag

here's the source. Source: I'm the boss at showtime

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Thanks user. Can I get a mega for the new season?

youre a fag haha

>25 retweets
DEAD PEAKSFAGS BTFO FOR ALL TIME

don't listen to this anti-gay propaganda fellow #peakers

yfw there is a midget in your gang bang

Why do angry feminists hate this show so much

You'd think they'd appreciate the pro-acceptance stuff

Just torrent it, my man. rarbg

smoking babies

/tpg/ is already dead after only 20 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

When will HE

They hate everything just ignore it senpai

Rhonda best girl.

the way kek intended
I wish they just gave up and realease all S3

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>from pleb to kino

who can stop this man?

>loving the new season but can't get excited for new episodes
Guess TP wasn't enough to prevent my suicide desu

>this kino shot was directed by a woman

Can we stop pretending we female directors/writers ruined Season 2? It was Frost and Lynch not giving a fuck that ruined it.

so the day is almost over here in Europe... how should I kill the wait until the new episode?

Ideas:

-rewatch third season
-rewatch from the start
-Say tonight's episode has been delayed due to gay protests
-smoke cigarettes
-do something else
-watch some other series

any suggestion?

by the way tonight's episode has been delayed due to gay protesting

Styxx and Alex Jones got memed, it's basically impossible Pepe the Friendly Hate Symbol got left out

watch the GIGOLOS series

Watch this while drinking coffee and eating pie

stop it plis

at least post the webm

Who are you quoting

audrey is hyper successful and uses her mass wealth to fund research into the lodges especially Cooper's disappearance. She owns the glass box.

Diane (Dern) identifies the doppelganger as being a fake

Sarah Palmer has visions of Las Vegas

Donna is in Paris

There are black lodge entrances in Twin Peaks, Los Angeles, Iowa, Hong Kong, Spartan ruins, Ivory Coast, Greenland, Saudi Arabia, and others in Europe and south America (they're on a map and are too hard to see)

We will see more of Buenos Aires, New York, SD and Vegas but before focusing back in on Twin Peaks we will see some Iowa City with an old character

screencap

Anyone else feeling a little underwhelmed? After tonight, we'll be 1/3 through the series, and so far Coop is still autistic and Andy & Hawk are still in the conference room looking at evidence from 25 years ago. Not gonna lie, the Sheriff Department scenes are painful to get through. Lucy has become so obnoxious.

>I edited seasons 1 & 2 into 3 abridged episodes
kys

>It was Frost and Lynch not giving a fuck that ruined it.

Yeah cos they let shit cunts write and direct them

this

Trash Peaks meme edition:

Coffee Dad!!! OMG AYYYY COFFEEE LMAO DUDE!!! DON'T TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE HAD MY COFFEEE OH NO HE DIDN'T

HOLY SHIT IS THAT MIDGET TALKING BACKWARDS XD SO RANDOM LOL I'M SO QUIRKY FOR LIKING THIS SHOW LOL PENGUIN OF DOOM SPORK! LOLOL

>Lucy has become so obnoxious.
Her son died user give her a break.

no, watch s1 and 2 if you want the same thing

>There are black lodge entrances in Twin Peaks,
>Los Angeles
Muhollnad Drive
> Hong Kong,
Judy and Josie

thx for your input

>Don't die

Who will dooper say this to?

meme

shovel the shit

no hyped for the series and I have patience and I'm not bothered that coop is still a vegetable

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>nobody picks him up after work

So... Dougie's wife and wife's son got killed by gangsters, huh?

It doesn't necessarily have to be Cooper saying it. Ep 1 had the title "My log has a message for you"
and Ep 2 "The stars turn and a time presents itself". Both were lines spoken by the log lady.

Iowa though?

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why Dougie's fashion is so tacky?
his coorwerks are normal

I'm not saying it will be, I'm saying that's who I think will mate

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seven. Thtat's funny

wife and kid aren't there because they're in their other incarnation as junkie mom and son, being questioned as witnesses to the bomb that killed the car thieves

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>people thought that was an Alex Jones parody

>Here's an interesting "top comment" i just borrowed:
>Lynch’s weird symbolism is starting to make sense now. The Glass box in NYC was a trap set up by the Doppelganger or his allies, to keep the real Cooper from getting back to the world. It was a temporary holding cell where the shadow creature would find and kill him. So the shadow creature appeared and didn’t find Cooper, he was on the other side of a metaphysical door with eyeless women. The creature killed the couple making out when the woman screamed – love and fear are what open the gate between this world and the other one.
>Laura Palmer and the woman with no eyes helped Cooper avoid the trap, and both were punished for it: Laura got pulled upward, the eyeless women pulled downward. There is warfare going on between factions in the Black/White Lodge.

this youtube comment has initiated a trail of thought within me

>tfw excited each week for the new episode

Not felt like this in a while lads

Sup Forumstards are even more self-absorbed and egocentric than the average American

yes
and Dougie was made by a goodie

are we going to talk about judy in this thread?

faggot

It was more akin to that Coast to Coast radio

LYNCHED
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>Don't die

If Coop dies on the outside, does Boop make like Dougie did after losing his part of the personality?

If the box monster is what happened to Dougie after he lost the gold lump, would Boop turn into something way worse?

>hello...
>hello...
>HELLO

>If the box monster is what happened to Dougie after he lost the gold lump
wha the fuck are you saying, Dougie didn't enter the waiting room until after Coop returned to our dimension

MEEEEEEEE

I want to cum on those teeth

>20 more minutes of autistic Coop

kino... by a woman... in 1990?

>thinking it's a bad thing

It's like watching the sea, I could do it for ever desu

I LOVE HOW YOU LOVE ME

Then how did Coop come out after Dougie disappeared?

Also, it is canon that Armless Mike was a Black Lodge sorceror, The Arm's Doppler and Bob were his servitor spirits, and The Evolution of The Arm/the midget in Cooper's dreams is the "shadow of the shadow" of the evil arm that Mike cut off?

It doesn't seem like Mike was lying when he said he "saw the face of God" and repented. He seems to have saved Laura Palmer's soul, if not her life.

angels not canon

>it is
*is it

No idea what the angel was meant to be, but the formica ring saved Laura's ass.

I'd bet the angel scene at the end of FWWM, with Laura and Cooper, will be at the chronological "end" of Season 3.

My smiling chinese cartoon face did not imply it was a bad thing. Its the best thing on television and normie repellent.

rancho rosa (red room) is where the _real_ jones family is - dougie is a whoremonger, janey-e is an alcoholic/drug addict and sonny-e is a neglected autist

I agree senpai

AAAH AAHH AAAH AAAH AAAH!!!


AAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAH!

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but his job is real?

>Theoryfags

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA