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alri lads

alri

NEW

Me

slags

poo

ahh shit accidentally sharted at work and now i have poo all down my legs and stuff

fuck off dick head

oh boy here we go
another night of 1000 /brit/s?

imagine having a pooey wank

the night of the short /brit/s is upon us

All still in here lads

terrible shame
terrible

who here /agent of chaos/

where's the new?

creepy virgin shaming needs to end

>Masturbating to lolis doesn't make me a nonce
>Its not actually having sex with children, just the idea of having sex with children

the right should fear the left

real new

the hammer should fear the bollock

could probably kill 10 of them with my bare hands before they laid a finger on me

whats the best way to reattach a finger?
asking for a mate

/brit/ the musical

that poppy is so fucking fit

*pulls your trousers down and runs away*

might start taking copious amounts of drugs, get facial tattoos and start rapping about it

nope.

left wingers are objectively weaker and more feminine

LITERALLY all still in here lads

but more smarter and success

>Sitting with a big plate of fresh crusty bread and a bunch of Italian cured meats

feeling v cultured lads

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really coming down outside

avicii is shit

going to die

pics

brexit means brexit

meat is murder, bread is genocide and you're going straight to hell

Sorry lad, currently being devoured

>but more smarter and success

boooooo

anime

heh, fell straight into my trap you stupid nerd

sue

any Mao Zedong man in?

wish nothing more than a small isolated town parish that has a strong sense of community

twitch tv/videos/211278125?t=04h36m46s

one week i ate a lot of toast does anyone want to hear about it?

have we reached 4000 yet

move to subsaharan africa

mao pee-dung

i've got the yous and you haven't, howling @ ur life

what thread are we using lads

mao stupidfatmong

yes, give us the full details

30 to go

this one

sounds unhealthily all white to me, we can't have that!
thetimes.co.uk/article/too-white-towns-are-labelled-unhealthy-wk9902qsdq6

all of them

i clicked this and it was a boring brittany venti reaction video. i regret it.

is this a comedy? it's so terrible casted and why is the guy from the day after tomorrow playing joe biden in his vacation outfit?

will be posting photos tomorrow morning subscribe so you dont miss them

heard he didn't wash his teeth, can't support him

"Although the emperor was a Christain, most of his troops were not, and their prayer was directed to god, the giver of victory and all good thing, without explicit Christain color."
Varg btfo

Any Wimbledon man in

**brush

45mph wind assist on my walk to work tomorrow

absolutely baffling

This one

>83812717
>83812717
>83812717

i’m white

how does that person get out of the spot what the hell

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>flatmate said my twitter was solid

My radio alarm clock doesnt work anymore. I cant go back to waking up to a poxy phone alarm lads, I'm actually depressed now

>Dad taught himself conversational Italian in his '50s
>Spends a couple of months a year there travelling around
>Was planning on retiring there
>Brexit might remove freedom of movement

Hope it doesn't lads, he's been looking forward to it for years

what time
will be pooing at 8am so might have a look

alex jones
alex jokes

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Deano btfo

how old do i have to be to post here?

backwards a bit, turn a bit, forwards a bit, turn a bit, then pull out

Horny Brittish girl at my work keeps asking me about my tasty American dick.
Tells me she wants to eat it like a Freddos

>someone actually typed this out and thought it was funny

the future mother of my children

Old enough

course it will you spanner
blame the brexiteers

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>hopefully people don't notice my face

sure she'll be shocked when she sees it's missing a bit

alri deano

about half 8ish

You want a kid with FAS and dubious paternity?

more like this

feeling very upset

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>toes sticking out of her shoes

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What does the rest of the world think about the illegal occupation of Northern Ireland by the British?

is that REALLY a deanomobile? doesent seem like it lad

*rubs your tummy*