2004

>2004
>parents are in their bedroom
>you're in the living room with the volume turned down and finger on the last channel button

What are you watching? For me, it's Taxicab Confessions

Some porno on cinemax

everyone had a tv in their bedroom by 2004

sexcetera

Real Sex

And I remember having my plan in place to hit the last channel button then change the channel again up or down one so if you mom hit the last channel button it wouldn't go back to HBO

pleb

>thought I was clever by doing the same thing
>hear footsteps coming down the hall
>quickly change the channel and pretend to just be idly watching TV
>user were you masturbating

How did they know brahs

some slutty singers music video

this guy knows

Kanal Kobenhavn

Porn was more meaningful back when you just got to fap to whatever they aired that night

>>user were you masturbating

>tfw it was my mom who caught me
>she looks like Ava Addams but flat

D-did I miss my shot

>D-did I miss my shot

Yea. But it's probably for the best. Imagine going to Christmas and Thanksgiving with your wife/gf and knowing that you fucked your mom. Would be super weird.

Used to watch Neun Live, a german 'call and give us the answer' channel, changed to softcore around 11pm.
Jana Bach was my favorite, she did a few hardcore movies, sadly no anal

your parents are weird as fuck for even asking you that lmfao
fucking lames for sure

>Family Business
>Showtime original series; a reality show following the day to day lives of a multi-generational family of jewish pornographers

also hooker documentaries and when nothing else is available just look for some shitty R-rated horror movie and wait for tits to show up

The Sex Inspectors, probably gave me a hard on for boring ass homemade sextapes

>Family Business

Oh shit, I forgot about that show. The dildo made from Seymour's cock. The topless bungie jumping. The pure degeneracy of Jewish families in America

>2011
>watching MTV2 top 10 countdown at midnight with the volume full blast
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

in 2004 I was 36

Naked News. I still remember that was on right after a short anime block which consisted mainly of Cowboy Bebop and Urusei Yatsura

>spanish channel infomercials showed full nipple for 2 seconds

I used to watch this back 1999

OP might've been 36 in 2004 too

Fashion tv. Hoping they were showing that Pirelli calendar making of documentary.

you realize musk is REALLY pungent, right?

(back when the calendars still showed tiddy)

>tfw you have a girl over and your couch smells like cum and you both know it

So what were you watching at your parents house and trying not to get in trouble?

For years I would just cum and then pull my boxers back up and walk around with cum filled boxers, I probably smelled musky all the time desu

Girls gone wild commercials

>cumming on your furniture
>ever

Sexcetera probably

Whoops beat me to it

American Dad, SpongeBob Squarepants, The Simpsons, or Family Guy.

It's not intentional. I have powerful loads

Sometimes I overshoot the Viva paper towels

fucking this as well as pic related

I love Brooke Burke

>granddad had one of those satellite receivers that unlocked every channel including the payperview porn channels

Came fucking buckets

I was a bit older when this was airing but I still blew a few loads to the tits in it

tfw was home alone and saw some gym teacher lesbian porno with volume way down

I still came buckets

Sexcetra or any movie/tv show i thought might have boob in.

I am still embarrassed i jerked it to this

>comedy central at 2:00am
>steel drums intensify
>WARNING