Well hello beautiful

>Well hello beautiful

This line won Heath his Oscar

How old are you?

Oh man, that dress is not flattering for her at all. You can see every ravage of time.

JUST

Yeah that's right Maggie it's the dress

>those stretch marks
Jesus

Saw Donnie Darko yesterday.

She looked so beautiful back then, what the fuck happened?

still would

Drugs, I'm almost sure of it.

brilliant screenwriting on nolan and goyer's part.

it was the moment i realised the joker was truly insane.

He is called "The Joker" after all

She was also kinda cute in that comedy about a guy who is able to hear some woman narrating his life.

Jake.

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like the fist of an angry god

Stranger Than Fiction

great film

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she looks like her vagina would have a metallic taste, like she had put pennies inside it before hooking up with you

I would bang the shite out of her

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I would absolutely ravage her. With my cock. If you know what I mean.

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>No Donnie, how exactly does one ravage me with their cock?

really gets the nogging joggin with how deranged The Joker's mind is

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*blocks your path* *teleports behind you* *unzips dick*

Allow me to demonstrate

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she looks like she reeks of cigarettes and has a really bo smell to her vagina.. like a pre-teen after gym who just hit puberty and doesn't use deodorant yet

>like a pre-teen after gym who just hit puberty and doesn't use deodorant yet
>tfw don't know what that smells like

It's not that she's ugly.
It's more like an ice cream cone that's stayed in the sun too long. Or an oven?

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Would probably still impregnate her for the chance my sons could inherit the Jake genes

>IGN
why

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I see Maggie Gyllenhaal as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Maggie is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Maggie Gyllenhaal does it for me.

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damn look at those gorilla titties
she has floppy niggertits if you will

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One more of those, Carlos, and you are going back.

*unsheathes feminine penis*
Nothin' personnel, kid...

if she was on chaturbate I wouldnt even click on her
I'm thoroughly uninpressed, what low quality gash this is

>chaturbate
Let me guess. You're over 25 and a virgin?

kek

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It was funny the first time. How about coming up with something original you filthy nigger

>How about coming up with something original

knowing that this was probably taken more than a decade ago and also what she looks like without makeup kind of ruins it

I made this and then deleted it after posting. Been looking for months. Thanks, buddy!

whats her pricing menu like i wonder

I liked her in Spiderman.

>Night of the Street Walking Dead

no worries

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You're trying too hard.

The Alfred E. Neuman haircut doesn't help very much.

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underrated

this might be the only attractive picture of her i've seen

J U S T

Too many cigarettes and not enough water.

Stay hydrated and skip the smoking kids.

Damn... Maggie looks like THAT!?!

She looks like someone from 100 years ago. What exactly is it that makes her look so much older?

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"I bought you some flours"

[sensible chuckle]

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>filthy nigger
was funny the first time. How about coming up with something original you spastic dago

She looks really good here. Damn shame.

Why did Nolan dump Katie Holmes for her anyway? Was he unhappy with her performance, or was it studio trying to minimize collateral damage from Tom Cruise appearing on Oprah?

Katie Holmes wanted to do a movie with (((Whoopi Goldberg))) instead.

That's quite an error in judgement. Like taking a pass on Indiana Jones or something.

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