>one shot at life
>born in australia
One shot at life
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could be worse, could be norwegian
6 million shots at life
born goyim
You're paying for the sins of your convict ancestors, OP, just think of Oz as kinda like an earthly purgatory.
australia is not even man enough to annex new zealand
at least you're banned from playing a lot of video games. don't have to worry about degeneracy
It's all good man, enter the green card lottery with me.
A real life is still possible
you could be an abo, so count your blessings cunt
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We do have lots of native bird species, can see why you're cautious.
>one shot at life
>born native
traitors out
>Implying thats a bad thing you ungrateful shitcunt
>one shot at life
>born in australia
>incubate in roo pouch
>emerge on 13th birthday
>immediately hit with boomerang on the dick
you're a man now steven
i wish i were from norway
every woman in norway is a weird yet wholesome asmr wife
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Just remember that you'll never, EVER be a filthy Indian.
You may not be able to use your toilet because it's full of deadly spiders, but at least you have one.
which video games? name one.
Just went to a wedding here in California this weekend that had like 20 Australians. You guys get a bad rap on here but you're funny and nice people for the most part.
>one shot at life
>not born a 6'5" iq 250 billionaire with a 10 inch cock and a Harem of models
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do indians really just shit on the sidewalk? my pet cats even know to shit in their litterbox which is more or less a toilet. Fucking indians man. Worst attitudes ever, annoying as fuck and just shit where I walk.
>one shot at life
>born in Canada
>white
>things are going pretty well
>parents die at 14
>life slowly and then quickly falls apart
>seemingly impossible to get back on track
So close yet so far :(
It will be ok leafbro
Have a happy doggo