Start talking to a jap

>start talking to a jap
>”we japanese...”

>start talking to a jap

I am not Japanese camouflaged.
I am not a foreign English teacher and I am not an illegal staying parasite in Japan.
I'm a real Japanese so please listen to anything.

t. Ryan stationed in Okinawa

...

please translate below.
俺は偽装の日本人ではない。
外人英語教師でもないし、俺は日本に寄生してる不法滞在者でもない。
俺は本当の日本人だから、何でも聞いてくれ。

Post photo of eye

>i think im turning japanese
>i think im turning japanese
>i really think so

t. strawcuck

∧＿∧
( ´∀｀)

You are strongly suspicious.
It may be reasonable for Sup Forums because it is full of fake Japanese.

>they are strongly suspicious because they did not translate the moonrunes I posted when they accuse me of being a fake jap

you have brain problems.

>俺は偽装の日本人ではない
なんかおかしくね?
俺は偽日本人ではない
だろ?

No.83826747
No.83827210
These two sentences will be the same if you use translation software.

t. Kevin

翻訳ソフトに偽日本人と入れると
fake Japaneseと訳されればいいが
前後の文章でdisguising Japanese
とか全く違って訳されるから、わざわざこうして冗長に書いてる。
翻訳ソフトはまともな英語にしようとすると
日本語のほうを修正するほうが断然速いからね。

t。偽装日本人

ANIMALE
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No.83827905 is me.
If it is Kevin, I think he can not write this.

What % of japanese posters here are actually japanese?

Roughly 0%

5-10% IMO,
I am willing to believe
this guy is a real japanese because of his awkward way of quoting posts and general sentence formatting.

What is its basis?
It is a little glad if you are misunderstood as a fake Japanese.
You are doubting because the translation software I am using is very good.
You think that Japanese can not use English this much, do you?
I have not written this at all in English.
I just write it all in Japanese and post it through translation software in a moment in English.

俺は×3
あっ(察し)

weebs copy the jap posting style to be more believable but still no one falls for it

在庫ではない。
れっきとした愛国者だ。

Japanese can't use english at all.
My Japanese girlfriend couldn't speak a word or write a word english, even tough she was a teacher at a high school
失せろ偽装の日本人

在庫ってなに

>在庫
糞害人確定www

I can not speak English or write English at all.
So I'm talking to everyone with translation software.

何でそうなるねん。
俺は外人をあまり好きじゃないんだが。

Weebs go to great length to imitate Japs, so this wouldn't surprise me.

Koreans living in Japan.
People who fled to Japan as refugees during the Korean War and their descendants.
They are the same as Japanese people except for nationality.
But they refuse to acquire Japanese nationality.

Why don't those fucks just become Japanese? I just don't understand.

>not liking foreigners
edgy

彼女が居るなら日本語が少しでも理解できるだろ?

k schizo

>edgy
スラングはいちいち調べるの面倒臭いので勘弁してくれ。

頭おかしいんじゃないの

You should direct this question to him in English.

I am playing devil's advocate here, maybe his gf is half dutch so she has a reason to know zero English.

>k schizo

意味がわからないです。

She's full jap
I can understand it a bit

頭がおかしいから生きていけるんだよ、この狂った世の中では。

So she can speak Dutch? There's no way you will be able to understand her if she can't speak English and you only have a limited understanding of moonrunes.

She can't speak dutch either, but I can understand most of the things she says, and I just speak to her in broken japanese.

Hello, Dutch user. :D
"偽装の日本人" is a little wrong.
I think that it is better "偽日本人" or "なりすまし日本人".

Why are you in Sup Forums?

ほんとこれ

Body language on the bed...

Answer: "If you have a Japanese lover you can understand Japanese even a little, do not you?"

Unlike English, subjects and objects are used more and less frequently in Japanese. We will keep track of the omitted ones with the sentences before and after.

...

There is 4 chan there.

No i said なんで英語は使えないのにSup Forumsにいるんですか? コミュニケーションがとれなくないですか?他のポスターと

英語が全然使えないのにSup Forumsに居て、
時々凄まじい英語を披露する楽しい日本人がいることを君はまだ知らないw

翻訳ソフト使えば割と綺麗な英語になるんだよ。
Sup Forumsで毒を吐きまくって何人も怒らせたよ。
それぐらい滅茶苦茶通じる。
だから、こちらの言いたい放題。
英語なんかいちいちタイピングするのうざいからね。

I saw two autistic netouyo fighting with each other the other day and calling each other zainichi korean. You are probably one of them. I believe you are actually japanese because no other countryman can be that autistic.

はぁ、それやっててたのしいんですか?

4ちゃんの住人で日本関連スレに集まってくるのはあまりもの知らん人が多いね。
日本をよく知らない。
自国のフェイクニュースを信じて誤解してる人ね。
誤解を解くのは面白いよ。
それに自分の国の歴史も知らないで日本人にケンカ吹っかけてくる奴もいるしね。
そういう人には丁寧にその国の歴史を面白くわかりやすく教えてあげる。
そうすれば、ほとんどの人は怒りだすよ。
素直に聞いたのは米国人ぐらいだね。

What's the problem? Don't others say the same shit?

たとえば、日本についてのどんな誤解が外国人には多く見受けられるんですか?

Foreigners often use words like autism if they are refused or stupid from the Japanese.
I did not know such a word until I came here, but I remembered nature and that word.
That word sounds only to those who are sour for Japanese people.

一概には言えんけどね。
たくさんありすぎて。

日本人は触手を好まない
童貞オタクばかりじゃないし
毎朝母親にフェラチオさせたりもしない

ラーメンは日本じゃないってツッコミたいんだけど

I want to have a japanese mommy

>童貞オタクばかりじゃないし
そうだ。
>毎朝母親にフェラチオさせたりもしない
確かにそうだ。
>日本人は触手を好まない
いや、流石にこれは違う。

People who did not get used to Japan.
Sometimes the clan interferes with taking Japanese nationality.
Of course there are a lot of people who acquire Japanese nationality and live life as a Japanese.

なに言っちゃってんの。
日本がアジアで評価が低いわけないじゃん。バカだねー

日本人か?この野郎。
うまいこと日本人に化けたつもりでも
わかるんだよ。
使ってる文章は全部日本人が使う言い回し。
でもそれを並べただけなのが丸わかりなのさ。
それなら翻訳ソフト一度通したほうがいいよ。

Japanese actually love anime including normies

...

More than 50%

Partly true

うっせー
アメリカの手先。アジアの害虫め。
日本を叩くのはお門違いだ。

No, that's a small minority just like here.

君の文章は全部正しいけれど、
意味が無茶苦茶だよ。

「アメリカの手先」「アジアの害虫」と日本をあざ笑っておいて
「日本を叩くのはお門違いだ。」と日本を擁護してるだろ?

もう少し努力しようか。

翻訳ソフトでは
「日本を叩くのはお門違いだ。」
→"hitting Japan is wrong?"

君の言いたかった正しい日本語は
→「日本を叩いて何が悪い?」

日本人がキチガイしかいない…

>all these Anglocucks posting under Japanese flag
pathetic

If I post something in English on 2ch will they think I'm kawaii?

Yes but most of them don't understand what you say

Many Japanese can't understand sentence written in English... :_3