Well...season 5 sure sucked shit

Well...season 5 sure sucked shit.

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Of course it did. Season 1,2,3, and 4 were shit why would 5 be any different?

>First 4 seasons of tv show.
>Show is about a bunch of lesbian jailbirds who do nothing but sit around fingerbanging eachother and bitching that jail is unfair because they can't leave when they want to.

>Thinking season 5 is going to be any different.

what happened?

Did you watch them all to find that out?

>a whole season over the course of a day or a few days

I don't watch it but that kind of idea for a season for a show rarely goes well.

Go back to Sup Forums MAGA chud

>watching this show
you're a faggot my man

I was never even close to being near the target audience for the show. With that said, I found the first 4 seasons moderately entertaining. Crazy Eyes and anyone else that won an award was over-hyped. Even with that, the show was still mildly humorous at times and somewhat entertaining.

8 episodes into this season and it seems like this entire season was written by the dumbest fucking BLM protesters in the country.

>entire season taking place over 3 days doesn't work
>Red suddenly turned into a cartoon character
>The most beautiful white woman/lead of the show is hardly around this season (Piper)
>Implying that a riot at a minimum security women's prison isn't resolved in less than an hour

I have little to no desire to finish this season but it is something to watch with my aging mother so I will struggle through the rest I suppose.

I thought it was one of the better seasons.
Daya is never to be seen after a few episodes.
Tranny leaves after 5 minutes screentime
It was mostly happy riot times.
I just wonder if this series will ever stop relying on cliffhanger finales to get enough demand for a new season.

I also liked how that guy from americanpie returns just to show his buttcrack and his koolaidman ass-tattoo but I was more laughing at the actor.

Oh shit forgot to dl it will report back next week sometime with reviews dont worry

She's hardly been around since season 3 started. Her storyline was reduced during season 2.

You know they are out of ideas when they had that shit dragged out the entire season.

Do they at least have realistic sound design for the fingerbanging?

You'd hope that with Netflix money they could finance getting those details correct, especially with the acoustics of the concrete block cells etc.

Piscatellas gay-ass backstory is so horribly cringy and I say this as a faggot

>do you hear someone getting cooked alive?

They really ramped up the leftist tinge and "white people are to blame for everything bad that's happened to me and never face any difficulty ever" this season

They have no sound because they're too pussy (heh) to show it.

It's just normal daytime Sup Forums kissing.

>try to make the characters sympathetic
>every episode there's a new reason to despise the minorities

The blacks in particular are extremely stupid.

>Get offer for all demands except one that can't even be legally granted, and a no means you get nothing but pepper spray to the face
>"No"

>they wasted an entire episode on the muzzie cunt that 99% of the people that watch the show couldn't name. Oh no Mohammed got a 2nd wife and it hurt her feelings. Why isn't there a scene where that worthless negra cunt is stoned to death? This season literally spends all of its free time sucking off the non existent somewhat adequate SJW penis.

>make the characters sympathetic

Really? The flashbacks usually show that in most cases the characters are still criminals who willingly committed crimes and aren't nice people. They let you understand them more but you're not supposed to feel sorry for them.

And yes they're dumb. Most of them are uneducated and ignorant. They also made it pretty clear that Taystee fucked up because she was more worried about her pride over anything else.

OITNB died with Pornstache

>Oh no Mohammed got a 2nd wife and it hurt her feelings.
I liked that bit, she was pushing him to get a 2nd wife, not the other way around. She made her own mistake.

That one skinhead girl had nice tits.
She needs to hook up with Maritza.

some good tits tho?

no lol

I just want more nude scenes of Alex.

I honestly think this season is better than the last couple. But I sense its going to drop majorly in quality again next season. Netflix can't let shit end naturally, look at the state House of Cards is in.

I thought it was cute. I say this as a gay black guy in my late teens. I wish they would've expanded more on his story though, that prisoner was hot.
It was uncomfortable watching dude scream as he was literally getting cooked alive, but he deserved it in a sense.
#JUSTICEFORPOUSSEY
>the muzzie cunt that 99% of the people that watch the show couldn't name
Is it Abdullah? I remember she had red hair under her hijab and she was one of the newer inmates, right?

I mean you're delusional anyway if you think season 5 is good so I'm sure you'll eat 6 up whether it's bad or not.

i think the only reason i like soso is because she looks like the girl i lost my virginity to, but soso is skinnier

shit series

as someone that dropped this after S1 im glad

yeah soso is incredibly thin. literal twig arms.

>Piper
>beautiful

Lol

I'M WANT TO MARRY TAYSTEE

.... and Ruiz ;__;

Eww fucking gross. No one else on that show is worthy of Maritza especially not that dude with tits.

I WANT TO FUCK MARITZA

>Red left her bf cause he was nice to her
>Soso broke a guy's heart in favor of chad
>The cute blonde security guard wants to get BLACKED
wow really makes you wonder who's behind this show

>It was mostly happy riot times.

that's precisely what made this season so shitty

too much feel good, too much "we can change the system guys", "we need to work together", "we are better than them"

with season 4 building up to a race war, I expected shit to go down during the riot, not having the nazis working side by side with latinas in some improvised sjw paradise coffee shop

it could've been a very good season, the first episode with everybody establishing their turfs and acquiring assets was a great start

I think the worst writing mistakes were:

1. taking out the gun of the picture, no high stakes;

2. completely dismissing the literal race war that was about to happen in season 4;

3. too much screen time to side characters doing their own thing not impacting the riot at all;

4. too many characters flip-flopping through their character development in a matter of 3 fucking days, I mean Red goes from normal to complete junkie to rehab to redemption; Piper goes from alex fuck buddy to playing house to rebelling to to alex fuck buddy to asking her in marriage; Lorna goes from usual psycho to delusional psycho to self-aware psycho to redeemed psycho)

That's why I say this show is the goddamn most redpilled show currently on TV. It tries to make you sympathize with them but only shows how dumb and entitled and degenerate all these characters are.

dude mention every US shooting lmao
dude police brutality lmao
dude gay men are bad lmao
dude black lives matter lmao
dude rape is ok towards men lmao

just saggy uneven tits as usual

couple of dicks if you're into it

Captain Janeway really got fat

Not to mention
>barely any security for their only bargaining chip in the guards
>nobody watching to make sure that Humps doesn't die, which would doom them all
>It's more important to make an artistic memorial than to see to either of these CRUCIAL factors.

The single-mindedness of Taystee and the Black crew was pretty realistic for BLM types desu.

...How did I not notice until now that Red was Janeway?

Were all of the riot police white? Because it sure seemed that way

this

fucking hell, why did the writers choose to tread middle ground

either have a well organized fascist riot where things actually work (the race leaders never even got to meet to plan for things for fucks sake) or have it go full chaos brazilian jail style with people getting burned alive tied up to matresses

daya is such an ugly spic

She blamed her shooting the guard in the dick on being pressured.
>M-MUH PATRIARCHY

Why is she still in gaol?

>M-MUH PATRIARCHY

you literally missed the entire point of that. The reason why she caved so hard to mob mentality to shoot him is because she always gave in to being pressured by her mother

at the end she decided to make her first decision by herself to own up to her own mistakes because she felt bad and knew it was wrong to do and didn't want to cop out on blaming her mother for influencing her actions

which is kinda weird since her face is round and chubby
confused boner

So why was Taystee so irrational with the negotiations? Why did the negotiations even fall through?

because muh 3 days without sleep

because she didn't really care about anything aside from getting justice for poussey but was sorta propped up as the ringleader for all the other problems they wanted to fix

i didnt even hear poussey's name until the end of episode 3

stage 1 - denial

I don't understand why Taystee didn't just let the system do its job. The governor literally gave in to the rest of the demands EXCEPT Poussey's wrongful death, which Figueroa explained was a separate legal issue, and of corse Taystee had to flip her shit because "the system don't work for us."
They turned in Daya in an attempt to get amnesty by "sacrificing one life for countless others," but couldn't put off Poussey's death because it would be treated as a "separate legal issue." I mean I know she's a smart character but this was dumb. I'd blame Watson, Black Cindy, etc. cause they were gassing Taystee up as she was negotiating and her lack of sleep, but I digress. Maybe there'll be an episode dedicated to her reflection on her decisions that day or some shit cause that was terrible.

it was poussey's fault anyway for being so frail you can get sat on to death

I thought it wasn't her fault since anyone with knees in their back would almost surely asphyxiate or choke at the very least. I was drunk one day and a stocky guy came to my room and I rode his back. He threw me off of him because I was choking him and he weighed at least 50-60 more pounds than I did. That's not really an excuse.

"Anything less than a yes right now, is the end"
>literally all of the demands are met
>Legally can't prosecute someone unless a fair trial is given
>HNNNNNNNGH
"Get the fuck out. Tell the gov. we not stopping until we got justice for Poussey"
>ohfuck.jpg
She literally threw an unprecedented offer down the drain.
What even..?

This.

haha

It was piscatella's fault for hiring untrained COs who don't know better than to put their knees in people's backs.

>I don't understand why Taystee didn't just let the system do its job

yeah because the system seems to work really well, right?

Jesus, season 4 was so much better. They should've embraced the drama outright instead of backing out.

How did we go from:

>killing a guy inside the jail
>cutting him up and hiding him in the garden
>new guards raping people
>new guards torturing people
>new guard chief being a badass motherfucker putting the inmates in their places
>private prison pinching pennies and slave labor
>literal race wars with nazis
>lolly and healy drama

To:

>let's pretend we are civilized for 3 days and fail at it

Fucking hell. From the best to the worst season, just like that. Jesus.

it works perfectly, bayley would have walked away scot-free because he was untrained and under the command of a psycho while mcc would redirect blame to caputo but taystee was too blind going "we wuz injusticed and shit" to see an accident for what it really was

Something that as bugging me last season and was really bugging me this season was that one skinny black chick who was a marathon runner when she was first introduced. When she was first introduced she was a relatively good person, but then for some reason they just suddenly made her into some racist cunt, and it's only getting worse every episode she's in. They have literal skinheads and nazis on the show and they're way less racist than this one black bitch, i mean what the fuck? The skinheads actually work with other races and compliment them sometimes, they work with them and talk about shit, help them out, meanwhile the runner chick is just irrationally angry at everyone and thinks everyone hates blacks and is 'putting the man down'. She's like black lives matter incarnate as a person, just irrationally racist towards everyone who isn't black. Except for brooke and that's only cause brooke was poussay's girlfriend.

What is the point of her character exactly? What are the writers trying to portray or do? Am i supposed to sympathize or agree with a chick who is actually more racist than skinheads and nazis? This show is too preachy for me to believe they intentionally made a black character the most racist character.

Was it piscatella who hired the new guards? I thought i remembered it was Caputo outside trying to train them

Why is every nigger in there and especially Taystee pretending it's not partly Crazy Eyes' fault Poussay died? I mean Bailey was untrained but he did his job until Crazy Eyes jumped him and then he was just overwhelmed.

>to see an accident for what it really was

an accident caused by negligence of which mcc is ultimately responsible for. The system that allows for negligent things like this to happen in the first place because there is a lack of accountability

are you really trying to argue the American prison system is a good and proper system?

If I remember correctly he turned bitter when he was in MAX. She doesn't even say that much anymore plus there are like 25 whites in the prison and around 10 are skinheads/nazis/supremacists. Compare that with half of the population being hispanic and a third being black and you'll understand why the whites can't act up.

I think that was still under the old warden and this crazy MILF. Caputo just had to deal with them and then had to deal with the vets.

I would be mad and racist as fuck too if I got to go on a tour of a white only castle-school when I was a kid. Who the fuck does that? It's like having a kid that gets happy as fuck when he gets to eat at McDonald's as a treat and taking him fine dining. Great, you fucking ruined the kid. Actually I kinda had Watson's experience happen to me (living in a third world country), but I was the privileged one and public school kids used to try to beat us up in the street.

S1 and S2 were pretty good really. It started to go downhill on S3 and I still haven't bothered to watch S4 through.

I'm trying to argue the american justice system is at least decent whatever biases it may hold, what's rotten is your political system in bed with corporations

Thoughts on Soso's singing, lads?

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Eh it's so-so

S4 is the best but it stops being comedy. Has really high stakes.

Nope. At one point the Mexican chicks lift their shirts but they're wearing shit underneath. Stalker bitch too.

>The most beautiful white woman/lead of the show is hardly around this season (Piper)
please.

Red ended up marrying Dimitri though.

Suzanne gets a free pass every time even though a lot of bad shit happens because she chimps oUT or they have to play babysitter to stop her before she chimps out. And then when Taystee actually points that out or tries to deal with other stuff they guilt her into looking like a monster until she goes and plays mom again.

It's seriously annoying at this point that Suzanne is one of the biggest liabilities to anything going on but she's too popular to kill of or write out of the show. And she's always freed from blame just because she's crazy, but they had no problems dumping everything on that one else paranoid chick.

Piper hasn't been the focus of the series for a good while now. She was a tool, that was used to get to the prison, where every season would unfold more stuff about the other inmates.

It would have been best had she been let free somewhere in S3, as she's not mandatory anymore, nor even that interesting of a character.

I think Pipers is still OK when she's interacting with people who aren't Alex. When those two get together though all the fun drains out of the scene. Their relationship is stupid and their drama is boring. Their flashbacks in season 5 didn't even add anything to them we didn't already know.

It's intentional. Every character you can sympathize with is a piece of shit, either through the actions in prison or in their past told through the flashbacks. The only person actually trying not to be human garbage is Kaputo. He constantly gets shat on despite always only being a small cog in this whole machine and trying everything he can to better the living conditions in the prison. In the riot he was, as usual, one of the few individuals in there not acting like a little child.

Piper becoming some sort of crime overlord is so retarded it hurts. And the worst part is she's still acting like hot shit and a though gangster despite getting her shit pushed in at every corner (well not counting the incident where she broke the face of that methhead)

Stopped watching when the deranged catholic stopped screwing the raspy voiced lesbian.

Obviously it wasn't very good since this is the first thread I've seen, and it's been three days since the series was officially released (if you discount the leaks).

That's who she is though. Even after all the shit she's gone through and where she is she still stays on her high horse and makes everything about herself because of her ego. And watching her try to be tough and fail is still more entertaining than watching her play house with Alex.

Why the fuck is tasty so retarded? Does she expect the guy to to jail with literally no trial? She was there she knows it wasn't malicious Also why is she the one given all the negotiation power when there was the whole thing about voting for demands. .

How bad is the sjw-ism in this show? Literally every woman I ask about what series they watch tells me they are really into it. Figures.

Is it really that bad or is it actually enjoyable?

there was minimum 5 threads, and around 2 of them had many replies

Overarching themes of systematic oppression of poor people/minorities. But also a lot of literally retarded black/mexicans.

Its pretty bad. There's a scene in the last season where a person was buying an ar rifle along with her groceries at a supermarket. It was pretty blatant anti gun nonsense that had no business being in the show.

Why do people think Taystee is a genius who knows how the law works? She just a bit more rational and we'll read that most of the others which is why they elect her as the leader. But they made it pretty clear she was being an irrational dumbest more motivated by pride than logic and they didn't try to sugarcoat that she fucked up.

its amazing because it makes fun of sjw's a lot if you read into it

its a little ironic because they sorta sometimes jab at the prison being their own hugbox and that's kinda what this season was about

There's no sjwism. Every woman in jail is a criminal and they remind you constantly. The issue is that retards in this board think you have to like of be empathetic to the characters, when you don't. All the charactwers in this show are annoying and retarded and keep making bad decisions over and over (which is why they are in jail in the first place). If you can stand to watch a show with no likeable characters, then it's good.

It kind of goes both ways. There's some pandering but they also don't gloss over the fact that like 90% of the cast are horrible human beings in general even if they have some good in them. The only characters that are portrayed in a really positive lights Caputo who is one of the few people who genuinely gives a damn about being fair and trying get out change thing, but he gets shit of all the time. Then you have characters like Flaca and Maritza who are generally harmless because they're airhead that keep to themselves.

That show makes fun of BLM, gun nuts, vets, republicans, democrats, politicians, the 1%, the 99%, the prison system, niggers, spics, chinks, nazis/white supremacists, SJWs, pampered middle class people, everything. Don't be fooled that this is just a liberal soapbox or SJW bullshit, only dumb people don't realize that it's meant to shit on everyone.