Simpsons thread. Post scene that makes you laugh most

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GRIMEY

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just thought of this one the other day, never fails to make me smile

The one where Bart's bike gets run over by a street sweeper and apparently comes out nicer but then falls apart under him and then the street sweeper guy starts laughing diabolically until he falls down a subway entrance

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I think about this scene so much

the simpsons have never been funny kid

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>OP's Slop and Stop

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And the Flower By Irene van scene.

Obligatory

always fuckin gets me
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There is something about this I really liked. Not laugh out loud funny, but great. It became a bit of a meme between me and a couple friend years ago.

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kek, that's pretty good

Marge: No "part-tays", no shindigs, no keggers, no hootenannies, no mixers, no raves, no box socials!
Homer: Damn. And I looked so good on that bike

What the hell does the text say?

it's Lorem Ipsum
it's used to fill in text.

Strange

I can't find a clip but Homer's on a bowling team with Moe, Hibbert, I wanna say Apu and another side character or two. They bring up the various deities they pray to and Moe says
>"You know when your dog has a nightmare? That's who I pray to."

>Good boy
>Guard the bee
>Now my bottoms big
>There was no nuclear material in the truck
>Mystery box

There are so many top tier jokes in such a short clip and they cant make one funny joke in a full episode nowadays, how?

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This whole episode is gold

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gold tier episode

Watch on .5 speed.

>homer is exposed to radioactive stuff
>no consequences
fuck this supernatural shit in the simpsons

the part where lisa finds out whole western civilization was actually created by genious women, or when marge cuckolds homer and gets blacked

Was this made by the same person that made that cutaway pic of the Simpson's house?

The one where Bart gets run over by mr burns and tells his story in front of court
>you believed his cock and bull story!

It's from the mobile game.

they used it again?

I don't get it.

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When Homer Marge and Bart and Millhouse are playing the dating board game at Flanders beach house and Millhouse gets the dud and Homer slowly realises it looks like Millhouse gets me every time

my favorite part is where homer buys condoms and enemas and shit, then marge going through the grocery bag
>i dont know what you've got planned for tonight homer but count me out

holy shit me too. its one of the best scenes, by far. im so glad you posted this.

>kek'd heartily
>Homer putting the firework in the washing machine and all the sludge slowly creeping out the sink

what the fuck

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HOMER

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She never cooks,she keeps a filthy house and she talks profanely.
SHE'S THE QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!
QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!
HERE'S YOUR CROWN YOUR MAJESTY!

In the original conception of the series, Krusty was secretly going to be Homer, thus the irony of Bart loving Krusty but hating Homer.

This episode is, in its own way, a sort of homage to that original plot hook.

I heard that Groening planned that series finale reveal if the show didn't take off, but it was a hit from the beginning so it was never a thing.

criminally underrated

>thats enough gloria

i want to know who wrote this scene, i am laughing just thinking about it

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what throws me off is Marge's eye roll, for some reason that whole s5/s6 era was really hyperactive...

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>tfw made this joke in real life and nobody laughed

The explosion sound at the end really brings the scene together

we all did

i feel like they had some shitty writers and had to use their jokes so they didn't feel bad

I always thought the faint "allahu ackbar" afterwards was a bit much though

Nobody posted the absolute peak yet, I am ashamed.
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Love the 'yes'
Almost as good as this 'no'
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GOAT scene

I like this too

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solid setup, memorable punchline
god tier scene desu

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BOWLING HERE

> where he's watching tv and eats snacks from all around him like an indian god
A man who knows what he likes and has trained long and hard, to developed the skills he needs to chill on his couch like a champion.

GET YOUR BOWLING

Man fall down...fun-ny

ddeeeeaaauuuggghhh

EWW UGHH GROSS SHEESH
i'll take a crab juice

classic

What did you mean by this?

He's about to hit a chestnut tree

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>He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it!

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>Burns gets into the escape pod and closes the door
>"For the love of God sir, there are two seats"
>"I like to put my feet up"
I laugh but really I'm sad, rip Simpsons.

george carlin is on the line

>Hello, my name is Guy Incognito

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'I am the angel of death' kek

>my son is also named Bort

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THE BOX

i love how the escape pod smashes homer's car upon crashing.

best when watched with commentary

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fucking kek

cringe

the episode where homer increases his vocabulary via subliminal messaging

>“Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery! A pox on them!”
then when it wears off
>where's that metal dealie you use to dig...food...?
>a spoon?

>I like that

only thing in this thread to make me laugh

What did Edna mean by this?

Hibbert? Nigga, did you really just say Hibbert? Get the fuck out of here, right now.

We make cookies here
Mr burn, old time, good fashion cookies

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top kek

I'm really thankful my group of friends love the simpsons as much as i do

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>friends

No joke, I can do the first part.

you'll never fiiiind
that microfilm of miiine

How did that guy's truck turn from a sleeper to a day cab?

A wizard did it

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The couple from Whose Afraid of Virginia Woolf in the the episode where Homer and Marge go to marriage counseling and Homer goes fishing for General Sherman.

The reference to the original Scarface in the episode where Bart gets a surrogate father.

Easily two of my favorites.

IN AMERIKA

FERS JOO GED DA SHOOGA

DEN JOO GED DA POWA

DEN JOO GED DA WIMMEN

I didn't get it as a kid, but thought about it recently and started laughing when I was in a toilet stall.

The neighboring occupants were not pleased.