Human Shrek is superior to ogre Shrek

Human Shrek is superior to ogre Shrek.

prove me wrong

he looks like Bolin

I don't see it.

I think you're ogre-exaggerating.

You're right
He has a better butt

>tfw human Shrek looks like my dad

I don't know how to feel about this

How does Shrek look like a chink?

That's not really the point of the story

Be glad he didn't eat when you were born

Get ogre it man.

For what it's worth, I think you're right, but I have that disease that Brad Pitt has that keeps him from being able to recognize faces.

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Maybe, but ogre Fiona is superior to human Fiona.

>Tfw human Shrek looks exactly like my dad too
Brother?

You both have ugly fathers.

i cant, you right nigga

STEEERRRNNN!

Ever after Fiona>>>standard ogre Fiona>>>humie Fiona

Standard Ogre Fiona best

Can someone tell me why Fiona was so embarssed to be seen as an ogre in the first movie?

She was being rescued by a fucking ogre I dont think he would care

Is your dad Gordon Brown?

Embarrassment has more to do with how people feel about themselves, as opposed to how others perceive them.

because she was hot and then an ogre, even shrek was aware that ogres are ugly af

Well they do both make me lol

Fat Jimmy Carr.

he has no fat green ogre cock

He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted wooorrrrrrmm.

HANGIN'S TOO GOOD FOR HIM!

because she wanted to be better than Shrek, she was a shitty person.
Then she learned the very important lesson of manlets being even worse than fat green monsters, and took love's true form.

>that disease that Brad Pitt has that keeps him from being able to recognize faces.

Wait, is that why he has chocolate rainbow kids, so he can tell them apart?

>Can someone tell me why Fiona was so embarssed to be seen as an ogre in the first movie?

Because she was a hot princess that turned into an onion, and only accepted her inner onion after Shrek realized there was nothing wrong in being an onion.