"So, user, how many languages do you speak? And don't lie like on your résumé!"

"So, user, how many languages do you speak? And don't lie like on your résumé!"

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Russian (1)
English (0,5 due to mistakes)
French (0,25 due to 4 years at school)

I can think of better uses for my tongue than speaking languages ;)

dutch
french
english
understand german

Spanish
English
French
Yucatec maya (50%)

English
German
French (barely)

Czech - native
English - super good at reading and listening but somehow bad at writing and speaking
German - had it 6 years in school, but understand almost nothing...

Spanish
English
German
French with many mistakes
Basic Polish

Swedish
English
very limited french vocabulary
I really should brush up my french so i can claim the title of trilingual

Czech, English, French,
Little Latin and weeb
amateur mandarin

Paolo! Don't be lewd!

ITT
>liars who know few words in several languages

perkele sataana :DDDDDDDDd

Ah, fluent finnish speaker!

Monsieur, va a l'arse, s'il vous plaît.

Cyкa Блять :DDD See? I can do it too.

Mämmi sauna

My favourite kind of sauna. You are welcome to my mämmi sauna.

English.
Now give me a job, bitch.

Literally everyone here speaks Enlgish

Thank you very much.
I prefer hot banya as well.

R u mexico?

fuck, my ex gf looked almost exactly like her :x

Another insightful comment from our black brothers in Brazil.
Sure buddy, I mean hombre.. Yo hablo mucho espanol.

not a real lanugage

Si, si, ese.

>English

Are you certain you don't mean Americanish?

>Paolo

That would be Paulo as he's not ITALO

Žay parlay frawnsay

t. literally Québécois

Dehzolay, žay neh parlay luh’awnglay

I'm a polyglot, I speak [3~4 closely related European languages]!

German, native
English, quite fluent
French, fading basics, had it about 8 years in school
Russian, learning

Want to learn Dutch or Spanish and maybe Yiddish wich should be quite easy when I know German and Russian.
Spanish is probably the most useful of the ones I consider to learn.

my sides

>Yiddish
Do it, you could become the ultimate memer.

portuguese
english
spanish

thinkin about learning french

Dutch, English, Hwangae

English
Spanish
Orcish

This

Good one

Spanish
English
German
Mutt american

My Merida friend, hows the winter? are you an indio?

English
Spanish
Ebonics

English, Russian, some German, elementary Arabic.
I know, not too impressive, but hey, I'm a piece of shit layabout stoner kinda guy, so, not too bad, right?

French/Québécois
English
Can swear in german, russian, and spanish.

>English is the international language of trade
>I don't actually have to learn a second language unless I plan on expatting

Feels good.

You're just a stupid burger.

>he types, in English
>which reinforces my point

Russia got blyated the fuck out.

Italian (10/10)
English (8/10)
French (7/10 spoken, 3/10 written)
German (6/10)
Polish (6/10 spoken, 2/10 written)
Spanish (5/10)
Turkish (5/10 spoken, 1/10 written)

Delete this

>not wanting to learn another language

They don't need to, the world is their bitch desu

nice bait.

It's not surprising for a Swiss desu

Still, I don't need to learn other laguages either (besides basic English if I have to do with the internet or whatever).
I need other languages even less, but I still learn them because I want to.

I already speak English and I don't need any other language.

If you learn any other language besides English then you're wasting your time.

Even English is not "needed" at all if your language is big enough and you have a normal life, desu.

True.
In everyday life I wouldn't need English and I know quite a few people who are really fucking bad and are having no troubles.

men d e fint å kunne mer enn et språk også, så kan man baksnakke folk som dæ

thats not true hermanon, french is the world wide language of diplomacy and can be quite useful in some areas (job)

Finnish
English
Decent Swedish
Little Russian and French

From best to worst:

Portuguese (native)
English (almost native, my accent gives it away)
Spanish (bretty gud)
French (not as bon as spanish)
Mandarin (不好, beginner)
Italian (can understand a little due to romance language being similar, barely know a single word though)

80% of french speakers world wide are in africa
let that sink in

you're 100 years too late bro

Detta

c*talan
spanish
native bulgarian
english
I kinda wanna learn another but I cbf

serbian
croatian
bosnian
montenegrian

understand written macedonian and slovenian

But this is the BLACK century

>80%
according to the Francophonie it was 43% in 2014

Wipe that smug look off your face BITCH. Also two English and Italian

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Americanian

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