Space Jam: Sup Forums edition

Alright.

You're tasked with creating a basketball team, made up of Sup Forums related characters.

Who would you put on your team?

CHALLENGE MODE: No Super Powered Heroes/Villains.

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too easy

He was in Space Jam, he is Sup Forums related

Superman Inc Clark under a red sun light
Battarock as the center
Tachala
Bruce wayne
Baracuda

High jumper, speedy, certain to win

get the hell out of here Barkley, only we do the Sup Forums science says!

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These guys

Actually, does time travel count as a super busy? Let me find another thing to choose.

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before I make this shot... Ranch or Cool Ranch?

Shaggy

"Watch me Swooce right in"

Nacho cheese

Its only obvious

You stupid bitch

WAT

Wilt
Jack Skellington
Samurai Jack
Wizard Kelly
Coach Wittenberg's mulatto son Tucker

>Barracuda

Mowing down the other team with a 50. cal is foul play

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE CHARLES

since it's Space Jam Edition I would need a human player, and who better than Lelbron??

Name a better starting 5

What team could possibly combat this?

>PICKING SOMEONE WITHOUT RINGS, ERNIE!

Being a half-ghost and being a product of Chemical X counts as superpowers, I think.
Although changing them to Lynn Loud and Timmy Turner would work.
Timmy could nag the other team's players to the point of insanity