Conspiracy Theories

What conspiracy theories do you believe? What do you have a hard time believing? Anything you believe that isn't a well known conspiracy theory?

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Potato quality image you cunt

omg that ID

>when your iceberg is for ants

I wholeheartedly and fully believe that

>it's getting hot in here, isn't it?

And they don't want us to know that.

>CIA selling drugs
>Conspiracy theory

Fucking triggered every single time

I don't know if I believe any anymore.

I used to be a big fan of 9/11 conspiracies but I've stopped caring. I still think there were remote demolitions or at the least that the attacks were allowed to happen. False flag or not, I don't know. But they definitely let it happen...

That OP is a well balanced, admirable, sexually experienced heterosexual individual.

> ID
:o

Several of the "conspiracies" in your image aren't conspiracies at all, just facts that are easily proven if you use fucking Google.

Reality really is simulated, but not in our conception of "simulation"

Anyone care to enlighten what the despair code is?

please elaborate

A "meme" (psyop is a better term for it) created by (((them))) to waste theorists' time and harm their credibility.

Don't waste your time with it. (((They))) love to play cute little games like this. You'll begin to notice the patterns in (((their))) strategy after a while.

Lone gunman theory is bullshit for JFK.

the jews rule all the world, for them, its like playing simcity 2000

I am also interested in an explanation

I cant buy anything except the inside jobs of certain dates

And ofc cover up media

I believe our globalist masters (anyone but the jews!) have socially engineered and conditioned us from a young age to be hyper social extroverts who care about nothing else except gaining happiness from sex, food, consumerism and relationships. The song "if you're happy and you know it clap your hands" was designed to make children conform to one aspect of life with no leeway or room for unhappiness or coming to terms with existential crisis. This is just one example.

Everything past level 3 is pointless for now. Continue this thread

Also
>No "the Jewish people are behind almost everything" as the final tier

Careful, you'll shoot yourself in the head twice if you write a book about that.

I hear about despair code all the time. but I never get a real answer.

Doea someone know?

>MudSlUkt

Wow, just wow.

Stop caring. Anything past the Jews (or The holohoax to prove how deep the jewish lies go) is irrelevant for now until the international parasite is exposed.

You dont know

don't really believe any 'conspiracy theories' but always felt that the whole David Kelly thing was a bit odd.

>No "the Jewish people are behind almost everything" as the final tier

Idk, I'm generally not big on theories involving extraterrestrials but lately I have talked to a couple of people that put forward some pretty interesting ideas about possible extraterrestrial or interdimensional (much more believable IMO) contact with the Jews "running the show" so to speak.

I don't think these beings would have enough interest in us to want to directly control stuff to the point where you could say they're "behind almost everything" but I certianly think it's possible they could manipulate the Jews if they wanted. Maybe I'm wrong and they DO desire to control us and that's exactly what they're working up to or are already doing.

But honesty these extraterrestrial/interdimensional beings theories are pretty much a crapshoot, even if they are involved in our world they're so far above us it's pointless to try and fully understand their motives.

The "jew", covers all the big ones from 9-11 to JFK

Jon "This Is Not Your Country" Leibowitz
youtube.com/watch?v=mNiqpBNE9ik&t=11m

lol

i never heard that one so just looked it up

psychological programming to make people depressed and easily influenced I guess, also makes people into conspiracy theories waste their time by becoming more gullible to chase ridiculous stuff along with more rational questions

I'm in the same boat. 9/11 is shady and Bush Chaney and whoever else was in that brigade that invaded should be brought in front of a commission. But I just have no faith in the U.S justice system.

>What conspiracy theories do you believe?
Everyone is out there to get you.

> What do you have a hard time believing?
Humanity could build a future together and conquer the stars

>Anything you believe that isn't a well known
conspiracy theory?
Jews are Serbian conspiracy.

Its a rabbit hole

Until we wake up the world to the international parasite, there is no point in leaving this dimension of reality unless you wish to be a hermit. The jew is possible to show to people as long as you have enough time or they are open minded

The only thing deeper than jews is memes

Everything to do with the Clintons. They're pure evil.

They are the tip of the iceberg/spear of the mostly jewish NWO

Very true, ETs or not it hardly matters if we can't even get people to realize (((they))) are working against us all. No reason to go on about stuff like that when most people start tuning you out the moment you point out how it's strange so many of the people behind certain events and organizations are of Jewish background. Have to learn to crawl before you walk, run, etc.

The Jews aren't the deepest. Why would most of the world be privy to the deepest level if it controls everything? There is at least one level deeper than the Jews.

My guess is Satanism. No one takes it seriously as a threat, yet the thing keeps popping up in all these elite leaks.

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Sandy hoax
9/11
Moloch
Saturn worship
Pedowood
JFK
Islam = satanism

Also something's up with the fucking moon lads why doesn't it rotate. Seems like a satellite.

1. 9/11 was permitted to happen
2. global warming hysteria is manufactured to try and unit human beings but also grow government power/banks benefit off this
3. NWO
4. common core is to neuter cognition/critical thinking ability to make citizens more apt to support a larger federal government/more docile
5. psychological programming through the internet is massive. Most sites like reddit are based around opinion manipulation for leftist government growth. Many many interactions on social media are with bots designed to push agendas/opinions/psychology. (Includes Sup Forums)
6. Banks do control most everything
7. holocaust happened but is overstated and used purely as propaganda for jews now
8. the past 15 years of US foreign policy have been to destabilize everything around Saudi Arabia so it eventually collapses (the main target of all this shit is Saudi Arabia)

>My guess is Satanism.

Regardless of it being true or not, that is what (((they))) believe in.

>the past 15 years of US foreign policy have been to destabilize everything around Saudi Arabia so it eventually collapses (the main target of all this shit is Saudi Arabia)

You really have not been paying attention. Saudi Arabia is now basically the closest ally if Israel (America is merely a proxy) and the Muslim migration to Europe is part of a plan to normalize relations between the old Semitic tribes and conquer the world.

Israel and Saudi Arabia will divide Syria and Iran once this is done.

That the bible is real. That the world is so degenerate because Satan is in control. That certain Jews (not all) worship Satan and because this is the biggest insult to God Satan has achieved so far this is the reason they are rewarded with the control they have right now.

It's the reason all Jews are hated as Satan has turned the world against Gods people and the ones he has in his pocket taints all of them. Jesus was a Jew. The Jews are Gods people and by hating them all equally we are doing Satan's work.

Revelation 3:9 I will make those who are of the synagogue of Satan, who claim to be Jews though they are not, but are liars--I will make them come and fall down at your feet and acknowledge that I have loved you.

I'd believe it. Islam is also Satanist. The point is, I think the hole goes slightly deeper than just Jews/Zionism because it's hard for maybe 1-2 million elite Jews to rule over 7 billion humans. There has to be something else holding up the structure.

heres a thought, cant tell if i read this somewhere or dreamed it up

technology will surpass biology, eventually, everything on earth will be turned into something techonolgical, basically something like a giant computer, this will happen with the solar system, galaxy, etc

this is happening else wherein the universe of course

eventually all matter and energy in this entire universe will be harnessed into some sort of thing you could describe as a "cosmic computer"

the big bang is a seed and the result is this cosmic computer, there are many and there is something that is growing these things

so the universe is just like an assembly line for some type of product to be used by something larger

Seems worth at least thinking about. It's mostly made put to be a joke at this point ("edgy" and whatnot, conjures up images of angsty teens mad at Christian parents) but perhaps that's by design? A monster masquerading as a clown?

The thing with these things is you have to consider how much stuff is hidden in plain sight.

The jews may not be the final boss, but it doesn't matter for now. Like user said "teach em to walk before they can run, and dont even bother telling them they can fly until after you expose the nose"

I feel like some of these are not in the right order. JFK assassination theories are pretty common common. Holocaust and Sandy Hook should be way below Clinton's are murderers -- even normies have some kind of suspicion

THE MOON IS A SPACE SHIP AN ALIEN CRAFT. IT IS METAL. THERE ARE SURFACE BUILDINGS ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON. WE NEVER SEE IT FROM EARTH BECAUSE THE ALIENS ADJUST THE ANGLE

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Required watching, regardless if true this is what they think.

Islam = satanism = Saturn worship

Somewhere around level 4 I would put "Nuke doubt"

That's one of the crazier ones that has some truth to it. Nukes are definitely exaggerated (as all propaganda is designed to do) but the question is how much.

Dont forget who videotaped and spread the "danger/fear" of nukes plus (((Einstein))) and his trillions of tax dollars needed for weapons that would not be allowed to be used

>What conspiracy theories do you believe?

chemtrails are really transforming robotic birds from another dimension

Sandy hoax does have some really wierd PURE COINCIDENCES

the syrian war was engineered to flood europe with shitskins

>236x372

This

Saudi Arabia is almost Israeli tier in terms of world string pulling ability. Their enemies are getting fucked in the middle east

Can't even read it you fucking dindu.

this is easily explainable. take the most extroverted parents (actors) and pay them to talk about gun control

#NotAllJews
Well when they are liars to the core we can't exactly trust them (((friend)))

Don't worry about it goy

The bible is a lie and the roles of good and evil is switched.

War is a human nature that has been restricted to us is why humans are losing their minds.

The world population has surpassed tragedies and mankind cannot be stopped

Ayyy lmaos have not visited because we have not perfected space travel yet

NWO is not possible. Too many factions going in too many directions to able to be united.

Are just some i believe

It can be more than 2 million

>iceberg
>berg

Every time

>i cant do something until someone of my gender, race, mental disorder does it prior to myself.
and they wonder why we dont take them seriously.

Hitler did 9/11

Obama is an armpit fetish

The jews are behind everything

The Earth is not a sphere, but a 2D circle

The north pole doesn't exist

Aliens put niggers on Earth to see if humans are strong enough to join Galactic Republic

Greedo shot first

That's the whole concept behind crisiscast.com

Real tragedies

99% fake propaganda from reenactments for the news/masses

Orlando was an eye opener when the scenes they played on repeat were discovered to be reenactments rather than live footage

National Borders are the obstacle of the NWO

Hey Mudslut hows it going?

>armpit fetish
>black wife

Try again

The NWO is a competition but they keep the masses in the dark as they move towards the end goal.

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Look up the names and faces in this video

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Someone's been shilling this Kek shit on Sup Forums for a long long time...

The International Parasite will enslave/kill all non-jews in order to accomplish it's goal.

Exactly as i meant. Everyone that is not in the dark wants to be at the top. No one wants to be a middle man cuck

explain how the roman empire still exists

Shalom brothers and sisters! Let's get this signed!

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Kek is an odd one

Orlando? The Pulse shooting, you mean?

The footage was a reenactment? Got a source on that? I'm interested, and I have no problem believing it, but I'd just like to see for myself.

They play by fairer rules amongst each other though. It's more like a friendly competition once you are one of the royal families. Noone at the top will suffer/die (unless by false flag), only the bottom 99% pay the price

9/11 was done by Saudi agents. Israel knew about it and provided help. Bush knew too and let it happen.
Rich Zionists basically control the Western World.
Zionists want to create the Great Israel which is why they bring chaos in the Middle East.
Kennedy was killed by the CIA.
Hitler was killed.
French secret services are financing terrorism in France through infiltrated agents.

The Clinton shit isn't even a conspiracy anymore.
>DNC emails reveal that Sanders was never going to be the nominee
>HEAPS of Rothschild shit
>All the news wants to talk about is "muh russian hax0rz helping drumpf"
I'm so tired of it, boys.

I know someone who says they were there. Hes gay and lives like 40 mins away, so it makes sense. But he seems like hes lieing. Idk its weird. Could just be an attention whore.

Pedowood. because it seems easy enough to believe hollywood has a pedophilia sex ring surrounding it.

And the hypothesis that Alex Jones is actually a COINTELPRO agent. Which I kind of believe just because Hal Turner was an FBI informant.

Do you really think they had lighting and camera crews set up and just so happened to capture images of injured people being taken out of the nightclub and being carried down streets by good samaritans?
youtube.com/watch?v=4922rWCZ890

It gets bad when you realize he injured 50+ people with a 5.56mm semi-automatic rifle at close range and NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM DIED IN THE HOSPITAL

NOT ONE INJURY TURNED INTO A DEATH WITH OVER 100 PEOPLE SHOT

The shooting still happened just like the jews were put in camps and died. It's just the ol 10% truth, 90% propaganda exaggeration/reenactment/manipulation

>Hitler was killed.
He died of lung cancer in the 80s. Stop being a conspiritard.

Who cares if he disappeared after WW2?

>current year
>believing wars = oil
>wat is geopolitics

this is meme-tier shit. how can tinfoilfags maintain an interest in something for so many years without coming close to understanding it. mental illness perhaps

Why can't it be both?

There was a huge oil pipeline that nationalists (Russia/Iran) and globalists (Israel/Saudi Arabia) wanted to control through Syria while playing geopolitical chess.

>Reality is Simulated.

Haven't went full blown searching for evidence yet, but fun to think about.

Exactly that false flag. No one is safe.

The scientific explanation for why the moon doesnt rotate is that it was a big rock that hit earth and bounced off and when it hit they matched speed and rotation, but as an enlightened individual I know better, the moon doesnt rotate because it is made of cheese

A small cabal of Jews control the world, their goal is to bring about the "Messiah", Jews hate the Lord Jesus Christ and believe the "messiah" will come when either

>EVERYONE IS GOOD
>OR EVERYONE IS BAD

Their Satanic Talmud blasphemes the Lord

Russian space cheese

This

We should all kill the jews and then be good

Isn't the CIA selling drugs confirmed to be true? Move that and JFK assassination up to Level 1.

Bumping thread hoping to discover new cool conspiracy, i love me a good conspiracy.

I believe in pedo-wood and also earlier Dutroux cover-up. Because snuff- and pedoporn is real without a doubt and someone very rich has to be buying that shit because it is not cheap. And children attract creeps because they're vulnerable.

All of them have some truth to them probably, but it is always taken to the ridiculous. Like aliens and planes with corpses.

>JFK assassination
how is that a conspiracy?
>White genocide
Is happening infront of my fucking eyes.
>Rothschilds
They exist and theyre danerous, its a fact
>Global warming faked
Spend a few hours and do your own research and you will find out that its all a hoax

retarded list

There are lots of newfags

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