I’m a 27 year old American Deutchophile (German-lover for you Romans). I wake up at 5:00 AM every day and eat a pretzel, and spend my days perfecting my beer recipe and playing superior German games (Tractor Simulator, Lumberjack Simulator, Air Traffic Control Tower Simulator, Gothic).
I train with my fencing saber every day, this superior sword can cut clean through cheeks and leave a badass scar if treated properly, and is vastly superior to any other sword on earth. I earned my fencing license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak German fluently, both Hessian and Suebian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about German history and the creed of House Hohenzollern, which I follow 100%.
When I get my German visa, I am moving to Munich to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a professional yodeler or manufacture high quality cars!
I own several lederhosen, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Germany, so I can fit in easier. I sieg heil everyone I meet on the street and speak German as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
you're practically begging for the german bearspamfag to take over the thread
Zachary Ward
Viel Glück du Spastisch
Joshua Rogers
>gothic Alright, pretty good. >sieg heil everyone I meet on the street wew
Colton Ward
Don't know what to say.
Nolan Myers
Viel Glück, user!
Nathaniel Phillips
>Deutchophile can't even spell Deutsch or guten Tag Murricans, everyone...
Lucas Jackson
>this post >this flag
Camden Flores
do you guys happen to have the mexican version? the one with the aztec warfare etc?
Nicholas Davis
>there are actually people ITT that don't recognize this this board is dead
Noah Wilson
I would like to wear lederhosen unironically
Nicholas Harris
!Hola amigos!, my name is Don Ken de la Smith,
I'm a 27 year old American hispanista (Spain expert for all you guiris). I collect unemployment funds for work, and spend my days playing superior Spanish games. (Frontón, pilota valenciana, toreo de salón and mus).
I train with my toothpick every day, this superior weapon can pierce through all kinds of olives because they are made from Roman-era olive trees, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my tapeo license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Spanish fluently, both Castellano and the cani dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Spanish history and their hidalgo code, which I follow 100%.
When I get my Spanish visa, I am moving to Madrid to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become unemployed or a civil servant!
I own several trajes de luces, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I go to Spain, so I can fit in easier. I live in my parents' house and speak Spanish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Spain!
Asher Bell
not even a heritagefag but that genuinely sounds like a fun way to start your day
Juan Morris
I'm unironically a bit of an anglophile. I listen to a lot of british electronic music, british radio, british news, drive a british car. Whenever I travel someplace that has afternoon tea time I go.
back in the days, bavarians wear the same lederhosen all summer long and did not wash them. at the end of summer they shined because of all the dirt,
Henry Rogers
>and playing superior German games (Tractor Simulator, Lumberjack Simulator, Air Traffic Control Tower Simulator, Gothic). Needs to mention board games like Agricola, Settlers of Catan, etc. as well as a reference to Meister Uwe Rosenberg and Meister Klaus Teuber. Also needs to put down "Ameritrash" board games in same sentence
>I earned my fencing license two years ago, mensur license
>I am moving to Munich to attend a prestigious High School Gymnasium, add a quip about English meaning of gymnasium too
7.695 / 10, can stand to improve
Dylan Anderson
I know that's a pasta but common this has so many mistakes and shit that wouldn't even work out.
Colton Flores
I really want some shinitzle and spetzle (however you spell it). you guys are so luckly to have those tasty treats
Leo Murphy
>him being a cringeworthy boo with a superficial, misguided understanding of the society idolized is literally the joke of this template ah, German humor, a rare constant
