So let me get this Straight. On krypton they have Dogs and cats like earth, and on earth Dogs and Cats from Krypton also get Superman-like powers.
So what if there were bears on Krypton?
Could Superman beat a Kryptonian Bear on Earth?
Could ANYTHING?
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Batman.
The world's Picnic baskets would never be safe.
>Do you bleed?
>GRROAARRL
Krypto bacteria
You Will
I'd be more terrified of spiders.
Countless tiny invincible spiderlings that swarm the sky when the eggs hatch.
Unbreakable webs built faster than you can see.
8 eyes, 8 lasers, no mercy.
>Batman tries to go in to punch superbear
>Gets swatted away and then Superbear goes to rummage through garbage
>yfw there is only one solution to defeating Krypto-Bear
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Krypton Putin could.
Yeah, but Red Son buffed everyone.
I love you sometimes Sup Forums.
BATMAN!
Remember all those Godzilla as superman posts we did for MoS?
Could 10 Superman beat 1 Supersilver back Gorilla?
Could SuperBatman beat BatSuperman?
Shiiit
He might be able to take a normal bear plenty of humans can but if it was some sort of fucking polar bear he's probably fucked
Shit just got serious.
I'm sure Batman could beat them both, but out of those two I don't know.
You're missing the bigger picture.
Superman doesn't need to breath while he's in space, right?
That means Kryptonian sharks don't need to breath out of water.
Super Panda = 2 Supermans
Super Grizzly = 10 Supermans
Super Polar Bear = 49 Supermans + 1 Batman.
Super Virus
Kills everyone
Correct answer to this thread.
Is yellow-sun-given strength linear or exponential? Is there a square-cube law thing going on? Cause a Super-blue-whale would be world-threatening.
Turns everyone into Supers, more like.
user thinking this through
>Kryptonian Chameleon
>Laser Eyes
Yes please.
>swarm of kryptonian wasps on earth
Time to have nightmare
what if Peter parker was bitten by a radioactive kryptospider
Chameleon eyes would be as dangerous as 2 regular eyes that are independent.
Think fruit-fly eyes. Continually shooting lasers in EVERY direction at once.
te spider would have tore his hand off
Africanized Krypton Wasps, or Krypton Africanized Wasps?
Well I'm not sleeping tonight...
You guys are all wrong.
Imagine Kryptonian bamboo. Some Bamboo grows up to a meter (3ft) in a day with good sun. It can literally go through flesh when growing too.
Throw a kryptonian bamboo seed covered with a thin, opaque, and easily tearable wrapper around it in the ground, and watch it grow to 10m in a second, impaling anything ahead of you.
>Krypton has earth animals
that... never occurred to me
I just see Krypto and go 'yup, that's Superman's dog, he is from Krypton. Nothin' strange about that'
Kryptonian Charcoal Burns For days with ease.
What if on Krypton they have a Superman?
Think about it, not in a bullshit time-cyclical, infinite screw way, Mark Millar.
A dude that came from Krypton-Krypton as it exploded to lead Krypton onto being better and better.
SuperSuperman would be able to defeat SuperBear, I think.
Batman, I have the kryptonite-tranquilizer gun in my trunk.
Get in. We're doing it TONIGHT.
Why do we need those to rape Joker?
ony if it's strenght grew exponentially, let's say that if in krypton is like in here, a man's strenght is 1 and a bear's is 75, when coming to earth they get one millon units stronger, the man would be 1.000.000, the bear would be 1.000.0075, then there wold not be much difference.
We're raping Superbear in this thread, Dick. There's more pressing issues than that clown faggot.
Not shut up and get me the lube. That honey-flavour one that you like.
Super honey badger don't care
Would he be a mutant for the red sun to give him powers ? Or eternal, inhuman , or a meta kryptonion ?
Krypton-Kryptonia, from a planet with an even redder sun.
Try to keep up.
LOL that math is so retarded it doesn't need further explanation
They really need to do two things with this:
1. Reveal some kind of link between Earth and Krypton that makes life on our two planets so similar.
2. Somehow have Krypton shunted from the past into our solar system and have human astronauts fighting legions of super-animals. Like The Grey or Long Weekend but the animals all have superpowers.
Thank you based user
Krypton-Kryptonian*, my bad.
A Kryptonian ant would still be 1.000.000,001 and could conceivably defeat the Krypto-bear.
Kryptonian fly, almost same strength, 1000 times harder to hit and faster.
Also, shotgun laser eyes.
I think I broke the game:
KryptonianMantisShrimp
could even Darkseid stop such a horror
perhaps they were doing some spacetravel and took some earth creatures and they evolved similarly to ours?
>2.
make it happen DC, rebirth is the perfect time for this wackiness
In marvel, don't they explain it by there being a universal evolutionary pressure for living being to converge into becoming closer and closer to celestials?
Hence why the Kree and Skrulls and Humans are all humanoids, and so are Groots and the likes.
At least that's how I remember it.
Dunno about DC.
>spider bites down on his hand
>torrent of blood rains, coating everyone in the vicinity
>Parker dies, but we get like, 10 spidermen.
>super blue whale tries to swim one earth
>first swing of the tail sends a wave that covers Asia
I see your point
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Could a Krypto-Cheetah outrun the flash?
>Those were for play time Barry
They ARE yellow-ish.
So that's what destroyed Krypton...
No, they'd be regular Mantis Shrimps on Krypton.
They'd only be powerful on Earth. Unless this is right and there were Super-Super Mantis Shrimps, which would only be Super-Mantis Shrimps on Krypton.
What would a yellow sun do to a Krypton-Kryptonian?
Make a Super-Super-man.
Think of Superman one million, I would assume those levels. Or maybe on the bullshit sentry like level? One of those.
Has there ever been an elseworld where Krypton survived? Or does it get destroyed literally every time? Like Uncle Ben.
I WANT MY SHRIMP BACK
Well, there was something similar to that made a few years back.
JEEEEEEEEAN
Guys what if Kryptonian Atlantians
Would a Kryptonian Uncle Ben Survive anything?
>kryptonian asgardians
>kryptonian atlantian asgardians
>Inhuman Kryptonian Asgardian Mutants
Then the Mantis Shrimp is their problem.
We have never seen a Kryptonian cat. Streaky is an Earth cat granted superpowers. Only dogs and monkeys have been confirmed to have Kryptonian counterparts.
>Gamma powered Werewolf Inhuman Atlantian Asgardian Mutants
>cool
>cool
>cool
>FILTHY MUTIE!!!
Thank Batgod for Batman.
There was one time where Clark was a human sent to Krypton to escape his dying world. He got a Green Lantern ring and helped save Krypton from it's fate
>Gamma powered Werewolf Inhuman Atlantian Asgardian Mutant Batman
Regular Batman can beat him.
didn't Krypto become some kind of based sharp teeth-ed wolf in new 52? Seriously didn't read much because this stuff was really boring as hell. But redesign was cool af
>Kryptonian Gorilla
>Gets shot with a Kryptonite bullet for saving a black kid from a fall into a pit.
Kryptonian/Saiyans
Checkmate agnostics.
>Could Superman beat a Kryptonian Bear on Earth?
As long as the Krypronian Bear hasnt soaked up as much of Earth's Sun as Superman then Supes has a chance
She can beat any kryptonite without breaking a sweat
>etinotpyrk ffurdnad!!!
>gamma powered werewolf inhuman Atlantian Asgardian mutant space marine Batman
>Beat any Kryptonian
Damn autocorrect
>gamma powered werewolf inhuman Atlantian Asgardian Amazon mutant space marine Batman with a symbiote
Now that I think of it, Red Son Superman probably should have had one of these.
Captain America still wins this one
Here's a question that's been bugging me: why didn't Kryptonians conquer the Galaxy? Yellow Suns turn them into fucking gods, so why wouldn't they take advantage of that?
Tactical disadvantage around every other sun.
Blue and yellow suns would give them massive advantages but one red sun and boom regular humans
They were an empire way in the past but then they became isolationist when the military faction was overspread and the science faction took over. Sometimes the Guardians are involved. This constantly gets retconned given how many times they revisit and redo Krypton. I don't even know if the empire thing is still canon anymore.
Come on user no blacc people on krypton
Pretty sure there's an island of them.
even better, what if a lightning struck a kryptonian when he wasdicking arround with chemicals and turn into a flash of krypton, AND THEN moved to earth, how OPwould his Super Speed Force be?
He'd levitate a little and pedal the world, malking it spin it backwars or forward, moving time.
YOU'RE MISSING THE REAL DANGER HERE. ALL THE TODDLERS OF THE GALAXY SHOULD BE AFRAID.
What about Kryptonian rape dolphins? or Kryprtonian fish that swim up your urethra.