We all know this man gives the best sex in all of Sup Forums. You can't prove me wrong

We all know this man gives the best sex in all of Sup Forums. You can't prove me wrong.

> yet he wastes his potential

>it's all about the dick episode

it's not Sup Forums it's not. help yourself Sup Forums. size helps but it's not everything.

But this man can fuck you in all sorts of ways

Matt Murdoch crushes a lot of puss.

Hear hear!

Superman however will give the best head. That heat vision and cold breath can do pretty fantastic stuff.

No.
There is another.

Yeah, sure, he's Mr. Perfect. Of course he does. Why not.

Clint Barton does more.

And Hank Pym does get in the actual pussy when it's not robopussy.

But can your husbandos appeal to all body fetishes???

It's all about backs, ams and sexy waists. So, yes.

What can I say? I'm easy to please.

But can he become a bicycle?

Plastic man can do whatever Reed can't.
Checkmate

>has a fetish for elastic girl
>that feel when in the distant future if super powers do become a thing, elasticity is literally the most impossible one
>will never have a qt stretchy gf

>destroys his wife's pussy
>just another day for reed as he goes and gets some water
>pray for sue's swift recovery

I would think reed is the kind of guy who doesn't even acknowledge that women can orgasm and only cares about getting himself off during sex.

Also he is a massive fucking cuck, biggest cuck in comics.

Pic related though, just think of how #rekt he made kitty and Domino. I seriously doubt that either girl can even feel anything smaller than a fist at this point

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> doesn't take the opportunity to go Tony stark and destroy women in bed

If he had the personality of Tony stark, Rees will have any woman he wants

I'd imagine with enough contorting and comic book logic, he can. In lego marvel he turned into a teacup of all things

>he is a massive fucking cuck
Dude literally has the greatest relationship in the comics. Fuck, even Supes and Lois and Peter and MJ broke up, yet Reed and Sue are still together.
Also, Reed is one of the legitimately most terrifying characters out there. Like, a morals-off Reed is nightmare fuel stuff.

Tea cup is easy. No moving parts

Why is Volstagg such a fucking pimp every single time he shows up?

Like, I guarantee he ain't the best fuck in Marvel, but he's certainly the biggest pimp.

Thats not Batman

Batman's a furry, though...

Na just the amount of people in the DC universe that want the Bat dick

Yeah, but then they'd be disappointed by the bat dick. Because they're not furries.

Plus Grayson catches more gaze anyway.

...Also, I can not fucking identity bread. Fuck you right back, captcha.

Zombie reed was just as creepy.

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It's this reason why Helen is the best

we need more rubber women, seriously

Reed loves science, his other mistress. But yeah he def is the greatest lay ever.

just imagine the peristalsis she can do

Thankfully we'll probably have a new elastic lady with that Stretch Armstrong cartoon, one of the main characters will probablu be a girl for diversity's sake.

Not surprised.

>Tony
>good at fucking
Lol.

I can recall at least one scene in which some lady is speechless about BartonEcho, shortly after he gets his Ronin persona. And after that, a few issues forward, they do the sexy time . Unfortunately, it wasn't drawn handsomely.

I don't know if we can say he's that good at his job, but he's clearly eyecandy-ish and marvel ladies like him. And gentlemen, too, I suspect,

Bendis pls, don't get him out of scene again, pls.

He thinks he's being clever by not killing off Clint as fast as possible. Clint's going to do some horrific shit and or be killed off.

Who is this semen demon?

this. It's obscene that O'Brian doesn't get laid more often.

Plastic Man is better

Some OC from an elastic thread on /d/.

That's my fear, too.

Maybe we'll run into stretchy aliens.

Hopefully, haha. How would elasticity even be physically possible though?

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Loved this guy's art, he even got his own elastic OC published. Shame he got harassed by creeps on DeviantArt.

Kinda debating storytiming his comic if people are interested...

Comic? Where?

This one, he published it a few years back. Never made a second issue though...

I'm interested.

not really, the brain is the part that needs to be the most stimulated

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Do she got da booty?

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No problem!
You know she do.

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That took a while to introduce the lead. Should have started with this scene first.

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ayyyyyyyyyyyy

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Aaaand pretty much done.

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What a boooooooooooring paaaaaaaage...

It alright. The writing could have been tighter and less word balloons.

You mean when he fucks Echo?

Yes.