How do capes prepare their food Sup Forums?
Would supes just heat vision this hamburger?
Hamburger
Cameron Harris
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Robert Gutierrez
not cape but Sup Forumsck/ related
Robert Johnson
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Kayden Taylor
Superman buys his hamburgers from dinners it's like the epilouge to a quarter of all Trinity storys
Luke Rivera
I can't recall where, but I remember seeing Clark not having something cooked in time, at which point he gives a quick heat vision blast.
Clark specifically doesn't really use his powers outside of the costume, which is pretty realistic for someone striving for normality.
But I wonder if Bruce has ever had a hamburger. It seems like he only eats either 3star Michelin meals as Bruce, or rats and bugs and shit while training around the world.
Joseph Reed
He ha his super weird diet, but yes he does eat that stuff, but only on daddy mode.
Nicholas Diaz
Man, I would not be surprised if Bruce had some premium-made, engineered food to fuel his energy for crime fighting.
Carson Nguyen
Of course not... he cooks it on a propane grill like any red-blooded American.
Ryder Garcia
He eats them to humor clark
Jordan Phillips
i remember seeing this westaboo fanart of bruce and clark eating in a fancy restaurant. bruce was eating a chocolat fondant and clark is all like "oh your dessert isnt cooked properly, let me help you with that" and uses his heat vision to cook the inside and then bruce has this really disappointed look
Wyatt Fisher
In Beware the Batman he would drink these weird smoothies made of god-only-knows-what.
Noah Williams
> hamburger SANDWICH
wut
Zachary Jenkins
That sounds fantastic
Colton Anderson
IT'S PEOPLE!
Bentley Parker
I got some bad news for you Hank
Dylan Bell
Like soylent? I can see Bruce drinking this.
Camden King
What the fuck Clark
I can see why Lex wants to kill you
Noah Sanders
Techincally that's what they're called. "Hamburger" just means ground beef, but it became shorthand for the popular sandwich
Andrew Thomas
>(*sobs quietly*)
Luke Watson
Supes knows a place.
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Dylan Phillips
He doesn't mention the burger. He just goes there for the fries and milkshakes.
Clark disappoints me further everyday.
Carson Anderson
He'll eat hamboigah with Jason in Red Hood Rebirth.
Sebastian Reyes
>catsup
Wyatt Ortiz
That's the kind of thing Injustice Supes would do.
Xavier Sanchez
Hey, he might've kept talking about it if not for Deadman dropping him in Africa.
Elijah Moore
I-I don't wanna be aroused
Carson Foster
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Kevin Phillips
No Wallyburgers anyone?
Oliver Hill
I want to trigger /ck/ with this
Josiah Gutierrez
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Alexander Kelly
It's TIME
Andrew Anderson
Bruce probably puts cricket flour in fucking everything.
Henry Nguyen
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Thomas Bailey
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Oliver Thompson
I too would want a bite out of Wonder Woman's pita pizza.
Andrew Thompson
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Cameron Flores
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Julian Flores
Peanut butter on a burger is pretty good.
Juan Reyes
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Blake Jones
>perky nipples
Jeez
Tyler Morris
>That's pretty thick!
Carter Carter
He has heat visioned his food before, but only if he's in a hurry.
If a super-hero/villain/human/whatever has a power that they can use to make preparing their food more convenient,they'll use it. Why wouldn't they?
Jacob Gutierrez
This seriously goes out of its way to make cooking an onion burger sound like high art. What the fuck. It's a fucking burger.
Liam Davis
YOU
FUCKING
BANANA
Henry Nelson
I'm sorry that Sup Forums's little food tangent has gotten out of hand like this.
Brody Carter
>irradiating hamburger
Ever cook ground beef in the microwave? You can't just heat it outright. You gotta hear it in water, cook it for a couple minutes, break up the block of radiated flesh that forms, then heat it some more.
Ayden Bennett
can't cheat life johnny boy
Connor Watson
>Superman is actually MarielX
Jose Cox
In Kingdom Come Batman orders a steak well-done and complains than it's medium rare when he gets it. Superman then sears it with his heat vision.
Bentley Robinson
I'm taking every good thing I ever said about you back. You're fucking dead to me Clark