Why did Doug have a set of Patti's clothes that fit his dog?

Why did Doug have a set of Patti's clothes that fit his dog?

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Ooookey...... now that was awkward .

Thre was something wrong with that dog.

>yfw you know this thread is gonna have over 100 replies by the end of the day

Doug was porking[\spoiler] Porkchop.

pls dont post that

Spoiler he fucked the dog

I've been looking for an animated episode of Nick Arcade with the original Nicktoons cast from the Nickelodeon cable launch. it was 1979, or close to it. Doug hadn't given birth to his younger sister Judy yet, but as we all know, he would within days of the episode. the games were green screen as was the style at the time. one was Sonic, that much I remember. there might have been a Resident Evil too, and of course Call of Duty.

Doug, as most celebrity guests were, was awful at the games. he constantly died and then would look at the camera and give a "Dear Journal" speech. somehow. he came in second to Ginger Foutley, which I was surprised to see considering she had killed herself a few years ago. beating a pregnant Doug was still an accomplishment, as Judy was also given a controller and their scores counted together.

since he lost, he was deleted from the show. as in, completely deleted. it was like when a film strip catches on fire. I was scared that he would be deleted from his own show as well, but luckily there were different animators and he did not disappear from Doug like he did Nick Arcade. it was quite haunting though, and I can still hear his screams when I close my eyes.

the animated Nick Arcades were hard to come by especially since most betamax players from that time were damaged in the nuclear war with the Soviet Union. still, I distinctly remember this episode and hope to see it again. I think Doug could have gotten more points in Sonic if he had used the spin dash.

For practice.

You know exactly why.

Please post that.

Is Doug Canadian by any chance?

It was a gift from Mr Dink since he doesn't use it anymore

It was very expensive

Skeeter is right there. Watching. Waiting. He knows what's about to happen.

What in God's name is this?

This post made me feel like I had a stroke. Goddamn. Bravo.

The same reason the Easter Bunny hides eggs, he's a fucking retard!

WHERE'S THE PORN BUCKLEY

I lol'd.

Doug is a profound meditation on a child's reaction to sexual abuse.

We clearly see Mr. Dink groom Doug multiple times. He shows Doug his home, his appliances, and his neat items. "Very expensive", he says over and over. This is a classic way for an aging pedophile to appeal to a young boy. He grooms the boy for sex by winning his trust and luring him with fancy gifts. Dink's deflowering of Doug takes place, quite naturally, offscreen. The brutal molestation/rape would not fly in a cartoon.

Doug's fantasies are his escape mechanism. To forget the sight of that veiny purple cock penetrating his tiny butthole, Doug invents personas for himself to overcome his shame. Quailman and Smash Adams are two of these personas. It's also strongly suggested that Porkchop, his confidante in the delusional fantasies, is the only other character he is willing to tell about Dink's abuse.

Your failure to understand Doug's psyche is not a reflection of the actual depth of his character, and it betrays the fact that you're a dyed-in-the-wool pleb.

Try watching something more your speed, you fucking troglodyte

youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s

> Implying it wasn't the dog that stole Patti's clothes from her house.
There's no proof against this, the dog can fucking hold a spatula and flip burgers like a human, he can do anything.

I'm sorry but i have to post it

So he could make out with him.
I know one of you niggas has that pic.

Did he fucked his dog while he wore that dress....?

I hate this show. It gave me false hopes a nice sweet girl like me could get a nasty badboy like Roger :(

>tfw it almost happened at the end of senior year

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made it less awkward when he fucked the dog.

>tfw when the whole thing with Patty was just an excuse to fuck his dog

DELEET THIS

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he didnt, porkchop did. same as he had all that crazy shit in his igloo. he's a snoopyesque hypercompetent dog with a bunch of posessions uncharacteristic of his species

Jesus...well, if the dog's cool with it, I am too. Damn dog is ridiculously attractive in drag, wtf...

I love when we get OC like this

wrong

a old FOTM

fucj "doug", a no talent whore with nothing to contribute. his show was bad and he was a pervert

Oh man. I remember this thread.

Patty Porkchop porn when?

I'M WAITING

He was fucking that poor dog and he went in dry!

youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s

I remember it too, considering I'm in it

There was another one I think a year or so ago. It was a long time. But Patty Porkchop porn was drawn then.

I'll take my chances

>this image is older than several boards on this site

It's pasta.

>thread died before anyone saw your image

har har har

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Why the fuck do I still come to this godforsaken board?

THE MADMAN ACTUALLY POSTED IT

youtube.com/watch?v=63jfzOZg-yI
Could someone remake Brazil with the Doug cast, cause that would be funny as shit

My god, hes more like me than I thought. No wonder I love this character to the point that I won almost all his merch and dvd releases.

I dunno, but i expect r63 bitch art of it.

Because you are one of us!

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You are brave user.

Because this place is normie central now thanks to anons from other mainstream sites who have come here over the past few years and you feel right at home.

Whats the cropped?

Because he's in a coma and the entire show is his dream

How do you know you're not the one in a coma and real life doesn't have hypercompetent animals that wear dresses?

What's with all the blood?

Kinda surprised no one posted the all grown up tumblr pics

>blood
that right there is red gold

>honker nuggets

oh dear, i remember that thread and the very first time we were talking about doug playing dirty with porkchop


does no one have the screencap of that thread? the first one where someone post the pic?

>Doug recieving the monado

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>no new Patty Porkchop porn has been made since then

>Dear Diary,
>I'm really feeling it.

If I were home, I'd draw something. But I'm not home, so I can't draw anything. But maybe I request something in the drawthread. Probably not the normal drawthread. Like, /trash/'s drawthread

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Heh, beaten to the punch.

someone put effort into that image

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Nothing is, just some weird size edit.

> Monado
> Not a Keyblade
user.

Something irregular.

KH2 was like 10 years ago man.

So Patty is a dyke, right?

What is the fucking story behind this pasta, even?

Can you imagine fucking doug? those nasely, rasped moans, that skinny fat body rubbing against you, his elbows rubbing into your chest as you straddle him, he looks away because he's embarrassed and you see the bald spots around his head. His dick must look like a thin noodle with a sharp, imagine after 1 minute him ejaculating/crying, pulling up his little brown shorts as he tries to form a complete sentence through his heavy sobbing.

> Confirming yourself as newfag.
My God, KH is now a meme to mention.

>gimme that green nigger cock you fuckin.. blueberry ape

fucking murders me every time

But it was, though. December 2005.

I'd give Patty my mayonnaise, if you know what I mean.

I don't know what you mean

Considering that PORCKCHOP is the one dressing himself in that getup, and owns it...maybe it's just so he can entice Doug? You'll notice Doug seems to be wearing his "Not tonight, dammit!" face...

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dooooooooooooood
>honk honk

Drew this the other night

Roger's rickets got worse over time.

Why? Why is there so much blood?

Did I miss the porn again?

still 2 more hours to go, and only 7 more replies.

>you'll never have a cutie who will play video games with you
>She'll never kiss when you lose

gay af senpai

Maybe it's the remainder of what was in the ketchup packet he stepped on that happened to land on patti's burger.

You've thought about this a lot.

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