Is half of the board trolling the other half by pretending to support Hillary?
Is half of the board trolling the other half by pretending to support Hillary?
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Shills out in full force
This shit got the board shut down/inaccessible like 5 hours ago
>Be me
>wake up in the morning
>feel depressed and empty
>pull out loaded .22 handgun and stick the barrel in my mouth
>suddenly remember today is Sunday Funday
>smile rushes to my face
>put gun back in drawer
>not today
>run downstairs
>Columba is standing in the kitchen
>"Buenos Dias, Today will be an extra special Sunday Funday because I invited one of your friends over to join us!"
>she points to the kitchen table
>Donald Trump is sitting at the table pouring cereal into my favorite guacabowle
>"Good morning, Jeb. I like your pajamas" says Trump
>realize I'm still wearing my one-piece footie pajamas with turtle patterns
>"h-h-hi Donald"
>embarrassed
>"Hey Jeb could you please bring me the milk?" asks Trump
>take milk out of refrigerator and walk towards table
>trip on my toy turtle I left on the floor last night
>fall down and spill milk all over the floor
>lying in a puddle of milk
>Columba screams "ay dios mio, Jeb! I told you to put your turtles away after you're done playing with them!"
>she takes off one of her shoes and begins spanking me with it
>curl into fetal position
>start crying
>Columba tells me to go upstairs for 15-minute timeout
>run upstairs
>get my gun
>aim it at my head
>pull trigger
>wake up in hospital 3 days later
>Donald Trump sitting at the foot of my bed
>ask him what happened
>he tells me the bullet didn't kill me
>"how could I survive a headshot point blank" I asked
>Donald Trump smiles and says:
>"The bullet you used was low energy"
>mfw
Nah they are CTR shills and get paid to be here.
They literally are just trying to disrupt frog meme making and foundation investigation.
What they don't know is with every shill thread, we are working even harder to crack the foundation.
The mods need to step up, and delete Hillary shill threads.
3 more months of this shit
I shill for Trump and Clinton on alternate days
>Not my election anyway
The mods are clearly letting this happen seeing as many shitposting threads are not being deleted
We're just not that into the dumbest goddamn candidate in... forever?
I'm actually voting for her. I like to shitpost just to piss Sup Forums off and receive (you)s.
Also, she's going to win, so there's that.
...
this, it's not complicated
I like trolling trump cucks here because they shit up every single board on this site
>mfw I troll Trump Supporter
>mfw I troll Hillary Supporter
>mfw I troll Bernie Supporter
>mfw I troll Lefties
>mfw I troll Alt-Right
>mfw I troll Christians
>mfw I troll Muslims
>mfw I troll Jews
>mfw I troll Black
>mfw I troll Whites
>mfw I troll Asians
>mfw I troll the Media
>mfw I troll Alex Jones
>mfw I troll Liberals
>mfw I troll Sup Forums
>mfw I troll Feminists
>mfw I troll MGTOWs
>mfw I troll Secret Services
>mfw I troll my Mom
>mfw I troll my Dad
>mfw I troll myself
>mfw I troll my other self
>mfw I don't know if I troll or I am serious
>mfw I don't give a Fuck as long as something happening
Praise Kek
Paid Hilltards.
It's called sarcasm you sub 100 iq mongrel.
Americans are fucking retarded.
I honestly can't imagine 95% of this board being something other than shitposting for (you)'s.
It calms my blood when I don't think of anyone as actual shills, just the trolls of Sup Forums having a giggle.
>le this may may
Fuck off Reddit
KEK BE PRAISED!
The number of Clinton supporters on this board has pretty much coincided with the amount of funding correct the record has received.
>Implying there are non-trolls on Sup Forums
>inb4 "Sup Forums isn't Sup Forums, sub-50-iq-Sven"
No.
you know what they say, Sup Forums is a sea of piss and we're all just pissing in it
Yes it's just some polacks usin VPN and proxys to troll other polacks for fun.
Sup Forums is just satire jackass
No one is being paid to shill for Hillary by the way. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign
Correct the Record™ will be monitoring this board to make sure the truth about Hillary Clinton's run for the President of the United States 2016 is known to all potential voters, please resume normal activity and respect the facts, knowledge, and decency behind Hillary Clinton's long history as a politician for the people.
>it's a Republican-funded lie
Paid Shills.
>that gif
supporting hillary is a bad job
They're afraid and feel threatened by Sup Forums's power.
Fucking hell.
No, it's half of the board trolling the other half by pretending to support Trump.
t. Correct the record shill
nice copypasta fagolinine
Of course I'm going to vote for Hillary, what kind of subhuman actually sees Trump as anything more than an ape in clothing?
I mean due to simple odds some of those faggots actually support Hillary, but I know from a history of shitposting how much fun it is to fuck around, and keep the persona going.
>Trumpettes genuinely can't believe not everyone worships their apeman, I think he's going to actually win
> tfw morons like this one convinced me to vote Hillary
>Hilltards genuinely believe that there are people that cannot stand their corrupt as fuck witchwoman
>pretending to support hillary
But I'm not pretending. She's going to win and there's nothing you can do about it, but keep memeing and keking.
Good to know there are still people here that remember the true spirit of Sup Forums.
Yes, it's the same people who meme about gun control being a thing that works.
They pretend to be retarded to get a rise out of you. Unfortunately the best response is to respond anyway so fence sitters aren't swayed onto their side by accident.