Mfw when I'm a famous actor and sometimes browse Sup Forums

>mfw when I'm a famous actor and sometimes browse Sup Forums
>mfw you guys talk about me and argue about me on a regular basis

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Fuck off Hayden.

dane deehan isn't famous, fucking pewdeepie is more famous that that

Hello, Shatner

is this your official AMA from now on?

Good afternoon, Mr. Shatner

i thought you werent famous anymore

Is this how you get off?

>It's a "user pretends to be a celebrity for the 50 replies" thread

I hate this episode.

The crazy thing is that OP might actually be telling the truth

I still can't believe he browses Sup Forums

>mfw when

I'll be honest, I'm also an actor.. I portrayed Ebenezer Scrooge in 7th grade... AMA

>in b4 "you're a dick to Cratchet"

We resolved our shit

No one gives a fuck about you, Joe Rogan.

Steve Gutenberg?

I bet deadpool method acted Sup Forums

Are you a big guy?

Your movies sucked unless you're Shatner

That sounds pretty good, except that the sauerkraut might be a bit overpowering. It's better with sausages imo.

BANE?

why won't you hire us as extras and give us non-jews a shoe into the industry already

Sup Paul

this looks like one of those ja/ck/ monstrosities

how do you grow fried eggs in your yard?

You aren't an actor, Sam. In fact you don't even have health insurance you fat loser.

Denny de Vito ?

I'm you're biggest fan Joaquin

What the hell is Ezekiel bread anyway

>He doesn't have a fried egg tree
Jesus Christ user, do you live in the dark ages?

By raising fried chickens you fucking goof.

How do I make it in the business? Please help, I really want to be an actor and I have talent

How classic are you on a scale from one to Paul Dano?

Classic thread

I knew Shatner was a pepe poster.

But is he a based pusy poster?

Ok that's a better answer than mine

>mfw even thinking about the shit I would take after that

Does eggs do that to anyone else? I can't do eggs. That many fried eggs and I would have the sloppiest, nastiest, smelliest shit. Maybe I have colon cancer or something. Fucking hell that would be a disaster.

Why he started the pusy posting.

It's jew bread

BASED

The peppers would rek my asshole more than anything. As I've gotten older I've started getting shits and abdominal pain a few hours after eating really spicy stuff. Probably because I used to eat buffalo wings four times a week and put hot sauce on everything. I blew out my O ring.

I'll only say it in this thread. I played the Grinch at the 6th grade play, I'm a pretty well known actor. AMA

That ought to have made you more tolerant, not less. Sounds like maybe you shoved one of those giant horse dildos up there one too many times bro.

more like method acted reddit

I don't know if OP is telling the truth but actually I'm really an actor, I'm working on a serie on Netflix and discovered Sup Forums recently after a fan send me a link on Instagram Direct. After it I can't stop comming here to lurk.

You guys are free to ask me anything, also try to guess who I am.

Who did you play in your 6th grade play?

This place is a pretty entertaining train wreck, isn't it?

>cooked goise for everyone!

Commie fucking shit fuck off with your gibmedats

I HAVE TO RETURN SOME VIDEOTAPES.

Pls

Just tell us what show already, don't be such a faggot

>muh nda

no one gives a shit this thread will be gone in 4 hours tops

The peppers for me too but eggs in general just don't sit well with me. I'm nearly 30 and fucking hell. Scrambled aren't bad. But fried eggs with runny center? I will hit that toilet by the two hour mark. Liquid shit and pure sulfur smell. Would kill small children in the vicinity.

You might as well be a shitposting hobo, nobody gives a shit unless you can prove your statement.

hey guys loser here
AMA

Kill yourself

stop larping

kek'd

Also, better hurry, you need to be at the Four Seasons in 20

Meh, who cares. The whole point of Sup Forums is being anonymous.

Go do a Reddit AMA if you want upboats. Talk about your bowl movements and secret sexual desires here. Literally the point of the site.

But runny yolks are the best, user

Have you seen this film?

imdb.com/title/tt1828217/

I know. I love it. I just don't like the trip to the toilet later. Sopping it all up with your toast is like heaven though.