Sup Forums - Action Figure Discussion: "Frank, its a dick, a dick that shoots missiles"

ITT: Sup Forums Action Figure designs so fucking based they deserve to be in a comic

Last one went incredibly well so i figured i'd make another

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Ah, slow start huh?

Tough crowd. Thought a Punisher with a missile dick would attract more people .

I want there to be a comic where Frank somehow turns his penis into a rocket launcher. And he gets horny at the thought of punishing criminals. Him ejaculating is him firing his missile.

There's one run where a chick commits suicide while riding his dick. I think that's the closest thing we've ever had to Frank killing someone with his penis.

i recognize that post, user.
Dont worry, its my lifes goal.

This one was actually a thing, except for the green part. Venom got infected by some chemical waste and ended up going totally nuts and killing a bunch of innocent people. This was during his "lethal protector" days when he was an anti-hero.

Also he nearly beat Juggernaut to death.

JUDGMENT GUN MORPHING

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>Ohh fuck yeah, Punishment.

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Just image search "Legends of the Dark Knight" and "Legends of Batman" toys.

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Why would he need...

SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!

Who greenlit this???

>need
Poorfag detected.

Reminder that Sabertooth also had a dick

Is this a real figure? I thought it was some custom made by a fanbou.

>"Ooooh, yeah, Punisher. Punish me good with your rocket dick."

Well, with all the times he loses his powers on the cw show...

It's not real.

>That time when Japan made an anime inspired by this stupid Frank gun

Frank! We need you to rape The Joker! Batman is being a little bitch about it. Of course you can use a gun.

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>Give Me a Reach-Around, and I Vomit!

The worst-testing tagline ever.

source?

One of my favourite Spider-Man toy designs.

Why does God need a gun and an invulnerability cloak?

>it's dictators, but as moe schoolgirls!
>it's guns, but as moe schoolgirls!
>it's a terrible toy of a C-list superhero, but as a moe schoolgirl!

The rule really does prove true. Japan will pull that shit with anything.

If you could do anything you wanted, why wouldn't you have a gun and an invisibility cloak?

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>Punisher
>C list

Look at this fuckin' casual.
Pretty sure Punisher's (pre MCU) pushed more merch than every Marvel character not named Spider-Man, Wolverine, or Venom and has had more hollywood movies than anyone not named Spider-Man or X-Men

Space Patrol Luluco

That just makes every pre MCU Marvel character not named Spider-Man, Wolverine or Venom D-list.

Are toys based on current series still produced? The last I can remember are these JL toys based on the Nu52 designs back in 2012.

>His isn't capitalized

REEEEEEE

PREPARE YOUR ANUS

>DCAU'd Nu52 designs

huh

God damn bootleg Chinese bible toys.