Here's an etiquette guide for tourists in Kyoto. Most of these things seem pretty common sense desu...

Here's an etiquette guide for tourists in Kyoto. Most of these things seem pretty common sense desu. Basics of good manners.

>be animale
>drink a beer at lunch and ride my bike
>get stopped by police, spend 5 years in jail

That one seems a bit excessive

Yuu driive bicykree undarr infrueens!!
U pei fiine!
One mirrion yens!

>Here's an etiquette guide for tourists in Kyoto

for Russian sailors and mainland Chinese tourist groups*

>no smoking in public
how times are changing

Make room big fat white pig

Excellent post

tfw you are fined $100 dollar for public smoking in korea. Why are east asian so strict?

Excellent Quads

I'm pretty sure this is aimed at poos and chinks

lmao

tl;dr:

- Don't tip.
- Be a decent human being.

Woah, that was really hard.

>take your shoes off before stepping on tatami
It was obviously made for yanks.

this looks hard!

lel

the tipping should've tipped you off

Literally only the lardiest of amerilards and nignogs wouldn't be able to figure that shit out on their own

If driving a bike while drunk will get you 5 years in the joint I wonder what is the penalty for the more serious crime.

Like, driving a car drunk is probably about 20 years of prison and getting into a car accident is a lifetime of jail.

>Take off shoes
I'm out, non hard floor surfaces and going shoeless are only for when you're going to sleep or in the shower, this is like asking someone to please pull their dick out while indoors.

fair enough, what’s up with that “5 years in prison for drunken driving” shit though?

Americans, everyone. They really like their carpet smeared with hobo shit

>drunk driving
How do you get drunk form sake?

Sake is 50-80 proof

Please use proper units like Vol% like the rest of humankind.

>Don't bicycle while Drunk

The japs are no fun are they.

I love japan but they are absolute faggots when it comes to manners

Its also forbidden here though.
Not that anyone cares.

i do whatever i want i shit on the fucking ground if i want to who's gonna stop me some fucking zipper head lmao?

Sounds like Britain de/su

Going to Kyoto in a few days.

I'm not going to behave myself, I'm going to burp and fart in public, I'm not going to take off my shoes in hotels or houses, I'm going to talk loudly in the street, I'm going to insult the natives and I'm going to fuck with many Japanese girls, even minors. Who will prevent me, the police? Lol, the security guards of Spain are more effective.

This confuses and enrages the american

Drunk bicycling best bicycling

You'd think this would be a common sense.

What kind of shithole country isn't most of this common sense?
>Don't annoy people
>Don't shit on toilet seats
>Don't lay down on public transport
>Don't get hit by trains
>mfw people visit another country and litterally litter wtf

Do it again Tokugawa.

Complete legal in macacolandia. Unless you cause an accident, then is your fault for provoking it.

t. guy who caused an accident while drinking and riding a bike