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First for boxing match of the century.

How do we stop him?

AAHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH

NYEEHH AHHH AHHH AHHH

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What did Lynch mean by this?

This was a good pic.

that fuckin midget better not attack janey & jim

reminder that this is the EXACT MOMENT s2 turned into unwatchable garbage. Notice anything?

Shit was literally 30% Richard Horne's fault, 20% the fault of the dumb driver who waved them on without checking for reckless junkies, and 50% the mother's fault for encouraging her kid to play in the middle of the street.

>9th post
nigga you slippin

i had to poo

Why do plebs get so mad when they get called dumb for not liking this. Like just don't watch the show nigga hahahahaha don't come in these threads hahahahaha

is this ironically bad? have i been LYNCHED?

He won't, but he will attack Dougie Coop in The Battle of the Century, place your bets now.
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they're just fishing for more lynched pics

how many sonny jim scenes have been reversed? i only know of two

>Twin Peaks s3ep11
>Literally one hour of a naked unknown man squatting and pushing a huge fucking shit out on the floor
>Nothing else in the episode at all
>Someone comes on /tpg/ and asks "what the fuck was this shit?"
>A million replies of "haha pleb got L Y N C H E D, this episode was god-tier pleb filter, only true kino connoisseurs understand"

Don't lie, you would do this.

Coop won't be around he's going to the doctor during lunch time. The midget is going to get there late.

So Manlet guy is going after Dougie next, having killed his first target

Manlet will go to Dougie's house first where Dougie will be with his wife and Sonny Jim.

This will trigger the return of Cooper to protect his family

CALLING IT

well yeah but i'd do it both ironically and unironically just like Lynch

WATCH OUT LADS WE'VE GOT LYNCH OVER HERE

At least make it seem realistic, it would be 40 minutes of a man shitting, then in the last 5 it would cut to the bar and the credits band would start.

Don't Die

youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY This song matches a lot of stuff and now people are wondering if Lynch gave Eddie Vedder plot info. It talks about never knowing who you are anymore, disembodied man (Bobby's dad) that he never got to save, blurred eyes looking back at him (the no eyed woman), losing the chance to do something, "who I was I will never learn/become again", "I stare at my reflection to the bone"(where he stares at his reflection in the mirror confused), and things like "dinner but dead by dessert" and other shit hasn't happened yet. Cooper is never gonna get his mind back and he's gonna get killed.

>mrw that little babby boy got LYNCHED

Well yeah, if you don't get Lynch's bizzare style and humor you are pretty lynched.

I would, but unironically.

>the return of Cooper

Am I the only one that actually felt kindda bad about the mom losing her child? I mean, not in a "ohmygodthetears" kind of way, but in a "Oh shit, that actually kind of sucks" way?

Did this scene remind anyone else of that shot early on in Fateful Findings where Neil Breen gets hit by that Rolls Royce?

Yeah, I did too.

Midget will stab Sonny Jim when he finds that Dougie isn't there.
They will come home to find the kid dying, and Naomi Watts will tell Dougie to "call for help", and Dougie will just stand there and say "call for help"

I sometimes pretend to dislike the show just for (you)s and LYNCHEDs but more often than not I get butthurt replies from fans trying to defend it.

That depends on how it was shot, how it was acted, etc.

Cooper isn't coming back.

So this guys deal is he puts out hits on people as a side job in this huge corporate building? The first scene he had, he gave a stack of bills to I assume one of his cronies and told him "tell her she has the job"
So was that implying he was going to tell Lorraine that she has permission to tell one of her men to kill (I would assume) Dougie? I don't even know what the fuck story Lorraine has. Pretty sure all we know is she wanted Dougie dead for some reason, but since that plan failed after a certain amount of time, Duncan received a message from some outside source (that red window that opened up on his computer screen) which he apparently was waiting for that signified that the job was not complete, and in turn triggered him to put a hit out on her because she did not complete her job? That about sums it up, right?

what Hawk found is going to turn out to be Laura's diary pages that Annie told her to write about Coop being in the Lodge correct?

No, she was white, we need more refugees.

Oh, good to know I'm not the only one. Thanks, user!

Lynch is too pleb to kill off the main character.

Of course, but then I tell myself that it's all fiction and everything is okay, I could laugh at the extras' reactions even.
Then I realize shit like that happens in real life as well and I feel sad again.

More like he will kill dougie's family so the writers can make coop go find himself.

>underage with no license detected
Pedestrians ALWAYS have special rights ESPECIALLY on crossings, also Horne was speeding like a retard. 100% his fault everyone was operating orderly and Horne the piece of shit he is disturbed this order. That was 100% the best scene of the show so far, Lynch has still got it.

The signal notifies him to check his safe, which has a printer in it.

Is the Croatia leak out yet?

He will try to call. But the numbers will be wrong.

Makes sense. Plebs will be BTFO if this is true.

this

Lynch isn't that mad user

is-s-s he

>tfw already on episode 7

He was literally high on drugs and driving on the wrong side of the road it was all clear for that kid to go you fucking pedofile

Game of Thrones does it all the time and that shit is nowhere near patrician, though.

>Take ridiculous steps to keep the plot secret including giving each actor a personalized copy of a script with every other actor's lines blacked out
>Tell the whole plot to a songwriter so he can write a song about it

The ultimate LYNCHED??

>>Literally one hour of a naked unknown man squatting and pushing a huge fucking shit out on the floor
Is there a strobe light? If there's a strobe light that would be kino.

Prolly doppelcoop/BOB using him to try to kill the real coop.

Lorraine sent a "2" to the black box.

>Take ridiculous steps to keep the plot secret
>there is no plot
L Y N C H E D

Could be. That song has been out there for a while and already matches up with the episodes we've seen.

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHH

This makes sense because the song is pretty vauge in the lyrics but now after the last few episodes, it makes a bit of sense.

ITT we speculate what the ultimate LYNCH of the show will be

My guess is good coop dies early and none of the supporting characters are the wiser and bad coop murders Gordon and gets away with it. This all happens in the next episode and the rest of the series are random disjointed arcs about literal whos.

Overcompensation for insecurity.

That makes sense
He clearly knows doppelcoop from the way he expressed his fear to the guy he gave the money to in regards to who he is working with

Anyone understand the coin-toss moment?

Achmed waved them into a bad situation. Blame Achmed.

That literally wont happen

SYMBOLISM
money where your mouth is
Then the ultimate jew trick, took the money straight out of his paws. L Y N C H E D

Vedder was probably just given vague words or concepts to use.
I doubt he was given a script or a private viewing of the season.

From what was said about the Eddie Vedder song for Twin Peaks I think Cooper will be autistic for a while then die. People will be LYNCHED beyond belief.

It's all a dream, we live inside a dream, the final scene is James waking up from it and doing a bad How's Annie? impression in the bathroom before calling for an ambulance while he's bleeding to death.

As much LYNCHING is going on in S3, I think Lynch has really captured the humor of the original show even though it's edgier and is different from the original show in a lot of ways.

>Twin Peaks Season 3
>everyone is just sitting around hoping the show somehow manages to get even worse so we can post Lynched memes at the normies that aren't ironically pretending to enjoy the show like we are

Elaborate ruse to show a black character only to obscure it's face. Dat' Lynch and his camera....

>31 posters
kek. Lynch is a fraud

L Y N C H E D?

You'd have to admit that it matches though.

Yeah, it shows who's the alpha and who's the beta.

24 of us are all in the same room.

>ironically pretending to enjoy

If you didn't laugh your ass off at the casino or the murder midget, you have no sense of humor.

>beer?
>Ice?

I go on the internet and lie about seeing all 18 episodes already and I'm aware nobody is going to believe me but I have to try anyway. Ask me anything.

The Red Room

I'm like 7 of the posters by the way. I samefag on multiple different IP address and I'm not even joking :/

hey buddy where's your PROOF, huh??

Are you a Croatoan?

What happens to cooper(s)

casino = reddit
midget murder = Sup Forums
Pick one and go back there.

Agent Cooper never gets his mind back and he dies before the end.

I'm the aaaarm
and I sound like this FUCK YOU LYNCH YOU RAPIST JEW COCKSUCKER GIVE ME BACK MY ROLE REEEEEEE

No, those were hilarious. There's definitely been a few funny or enjoyable moments from the 6 hours I've watched so far.

youtube.com/watch?v=jxlGtcW1Qg8

How does he die, what happens to bad cooper

I've seen all 18 episodes and read the final dossier. I could tear your world down in a heartbeat pal.

I'm getting pretty sick of the volcano memes TWIN PEAKS IS NOT BUILT ON TOP OF A VOLCANO!

Cooper is mostly normal by episode 9

Another bad day ahead of me today boys.
Someone please post that ''Reply to Mr. Jackpots'' image so I can get good luck.

EVERY DAY IS A BAD DAY FOR YOU YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETIC! I'm an internet bully btw

Is FWWM Lynch's darkest movie?

He dies before dessert.

I'm Eamon Farren but none of you will ever believe that. I post predictions based on what really happens in future episodes all the time. It's fucking hilarious when you idiots don't believe them.

good luck user