Make typo in post

>make typo in post
>close tab

>make type
>carve the word into my wrist so i dont forget next time

>completely btfo another user
>close thread in victory
>3 hours later thread is still up, check it out of curiosity
>he called you a retard 2.5 hours ago
>close thread and pretend you didn't see it

>see posts where user makes a typo
>multiple people reply and do not mention the typo

>see dumb post
>call them a faggot
>realize I misread their post
>burn house down, fake death, move to siberia

>start typing out a big, lengthy reply to someone
>delete it and go back to the catalog because you decide you don't really give that much of a shit

>make a typo
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOSE TONIGHT
>the kinotorium's captcha 3d printer starts printing a bunch of party rockers crying and screaming while they get wet by a demonic hose for all eternity, everyone stares at me with disgust
>get banned and get my eagle revoked
>and my OTHER eagle

>make typo in pre-post
>edit it in post

>get destroyed in an argument
>close the thread and delete my browser history
>walk around my room in circles while hitting myself in the head

That was a really bad post user. Not saying this to hurt your feelings

>tfw you hit your head but your fist hurts more than your head

>queue for falcon grooming station is long
>5 minutes left for intermission
>still need to harvest popcorn crops

Imagine all the people who responded to you with "this" or "totally me" then decided it was a worthless post and erased it.

>make typo in post
>hang myslef

>look up previous night's threads in history
>all the good ones are 404ed

Retard

Imagine all the people who responded to you with "faggot" or "fuck off" then decided it was a worthless post and erased it.

>arguing with another user
>we're just sort of circling around the same argument making the same points
>goes on for like hours
>just restating the same shit differently over and over in the wee hours of the morning when we both just want to go the fuck to bed
>but we can't because whoever responds last wins

>posting on phone
>type lengthy post
>accidentally click the link right below the post button
>go back
>post gone forever

>Accidentally click the wrong pic and post a nude photo of myself with face showing
>*click delete this post*
>"You cannot delete this post yet"

>so fat that the rope breaks
>you fall on the floor, hitting your head on something and knocking some shit off your desk with the impact
>realize you're so much of a failure you can't even kill yourself right
>post about it on Sup Forums

>Want to get (You)s
>Make a retarded post with grammatical errors like using theirs instead of theres , or effects instead of affects
>Farm dozens of (You)s

People who fall for this shit are a diamond dozen

Also make sure to have an urelated image to your post that will make people want to comment on that too to double you're (You)s

I'm still here asshole. Better luck next time!

>try to argue with someone
>can't find the words to write
>call him a faggot and post smug anime faces

>make thread
>afraid it'll be ignored
>add a few grammatical errors intentionally to maximise the number of (You)'s and bumps

...

>Make empty, pointless post
>Attach provocative picture to it

>make post
>user quotes me saying "this"
>but then goes on to rant about something that was never even implied in my post
>other anons start calling you a faggot for having a belief that you don't have

>make argument in post
>someone refutes my points and completely destroys my argument
>close thread
>close the website
>turn off computer
>grab my nine millimeter
>consider suicide and my worth in the world with gun to my temple for about 10 minutes listening to nothing but the beat of my heart and the chirp of crickets
>turn everything back on and open websites again
>rinse and repeat

>arguing with some faggot user
>be getting BTFO
>report his posts, close tab, and go jack off to some porn instead

>getting btfo in an argument
>another user steps in who's better at debating than me
>sit back and watch the guy i was arguing with get annihilated

>make argument
>someone completely refutes every point
>give up on life
>come back to the thread later just to see the damage again
>someone replied to the earlier user and btfo'd him

period doesn't always go inside quotations

>post in thread
>threads dies

>have a boner
>sigh
>wish I could just cum and get it over with because masturbation feels like a chore at this point

>scroll through thread
>only read the posts with 4 or more replies

>make witty funny post
>no one replies to your post

>Dont like a thread
>Samefag with myself and begin a fake debate to derail the thread

Abortion is fine as long as its black babies but in general its degenerate and women should not be allowed to do it

>make witty funny post
>someone calls you a retard

Ummm every life is precious, honey.

Wow drumpfkin! Go back to Pol!

Women are great and abortion is fine, my wife had tons of her sons aborted

>giving niggers the freedom to kill their children

>reply to a thread early with a well written post sharing my opinion
>user replies and says he agrees with me but doesn't add much to what i initially said
>his post gets 20 (you)'s
>meanwhile i only have the one he gave me

>not responding to yourself 4 times saying "kek" and posting images of the man laughing while drinking scotch

>making an argument
>post it
>remember a huge point that would btfo the user I'm arguing with
>can't double reply

>laugh at someone's post
>don't reply and tell them that I kek'd

Wtf do people really do this?

>make the best post/comeback/insult you have ever done
>no one replies

>don't want gf
>shitpost a lot about wanting gf ironically
>start to actually want gf


need gf

>user points out I'm phone posting
>panic
>snap burner in two
>wipe finger prints
>run to new wifi hotspot near me
>restart all proxies
>change country of origin
>ducking computer posters

>make thread
>no one responds
>post in it pretending to be a different person to get it bumped
>forget about the unique id number
>someone calls me out on it
>leave Sup Forums for a few hours

>user btfos me with several points
>some of those points I know are invalid
>call him a retard and only touch on the points I know I can beat
>ignore the actual good points
>he cant bring them up again

>make the first post in a thread
>it is declared the best post
Feels good.

>type witty reply
>browser somehow inserts my email address into a field
>can't delete

>maek medicore post no one really cares about.
>think about it days later even though it has typos and shit and laugh thinking about follow up responses.

>Wrong password

>replying to someone
>want to select a reaction image to go with my post
>all I have is pepes and wojaks
>realize no one outside of dumbfrog threads likes pepe
>delete picture folder
i have nothing but this picture of nu twin peaks

what i've started doing
>start bumping dead on arrivel shitpost threads on the back pages of Sup Forums
if it actually grows it's a good feel

>scan post
>make angry reply calling them a dumb faggot
>they were actually agreeing with me
>continue to be hostile

Holy shit this is the best post I've seen on Sup Forums all day

>make shitty overused meme
>someone calls you a faggot
>feel bad
>multiple hours later someone replies to your post with "actually keked"
>feel good
it just happened now on another board

>in heavy, back-and-forth philosophical argument with another user
>16 posts between us
>user makes a typo
>immediately declare victory and get off Sup Forums entirely for the rest of the day

Tough luck, pal

>Purposely leave typos in post to milk a few extra (yous) from faggots who would of otherwise lost the argument

I knew someone was saving my worthless threads

>been banned so much the mods gave up and banned me for a month

>captcha says to select all the cars
>all I'm given are street signs

When this happens I just migrate to another board and wait to use it there.

cunt

>think of really good first post
>someone replied before you
>wait a day and make the thread again and immediately make the first post with your phone

>make a "do americans really do this?" post
>reply to myself with "OBSESSED"

I do this a lot. You're welcome.

>I was only pretending to be retarded the post

>make long winded response
>hit post
>thread was archived the entire time

>switch to a tab that hasn't refreshed the catalog in 2 hours
>find a thread that I'd like to post in
>it's already archived

>post thread from phone
>samefag bump it from computer

>make argument in post
>close tab immediately after because if I don't see a response then I win

I hate it when this happens

this

actually kek'd

>user sees you are samefagging because of the poster count and calls you out on it

>debating between a meme shitpost or legitimate reply
>end up not replying at all, it's too much trouble

>don't read anyone's posts
>expects mine to be read

>reply to some so they feel obligated to respond

>but not too many so they don't think I'm an attention whore

That's not even provocative.

When I see an user getting btfo'd I reply to the guy doing the btfo'ing like I'm the user he was originally arguing against. That way if I'm wrong, I'm just a representative and not actually at fault.

Me too nigga, but then no one would read yours.

Just pretend to be a different user. Type with different punctuation and capitalization, gets them every time.

>posting on boards with unique id's

>arguing with some faggot about something
>another guy starts arguing my side in response to said faggot
>faggot only responds to the other guy now, everyone else ignores my posts

>user destroys my argument and refutes my points very well but doesnt call me a faggot
>say he is right and that i didnt think about things that way and move on

Fuck

>you keep linking him and telling him to reply to your posts
>no replies

>think of funny thread/post ideas while showering
>never actually post them because I'm too afraid no one will like them

How the fuck

>completely agree with post
>argue anyway because the whole thread was going to smooth and nice

>go to /sci/
>see yet another climate change thread
>make a ton of points and respond to everyone who replies to me
>eventually someone makes some outrageous claim
>ask for source
>no replies for the next 200 posts
>next inevitable thread make the same arguments
>no responses
>realize it's completely futile to make any arguments at all, as climate change threads are infinite and unending discussions
>realize there's not enough easily ready info to debate with, and even if there were, it would never get me anywhere, as shown by flat earth threads

literally want to slit my wrists when this happens

83862796
Did you mean dime a dozen or was your plan to get a (you)

dis me

>laughing to myself about my own funni post I'm about to post
>nobody responds

>scroll to the bottom of the catalog
>find a thread with some promise but has few or no replies
>reply and give it another chance at life
>see the thread a few hours later with a hundred or so posts
>smile with a mild sense of pride at my good deed

reply with nothing but "who hurt you?" and continue adding punctuation such as ellipses to get past duplicate filter

>tell my family some of the jokes from here
>they laugh and ask where it comes from
>tell them I heard it from my friends so they don't worry about me having no real friends
My mom and her bf think you guys are hilarious

>period goes INSIDE quotations
HEEEERE WE GO

what about your dad?

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