Mike Tyson

>Mike Tyson
>Steven Seagal
>Chink production
My body is not ready

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>Mike's villian voice in 1:11
This is going to be amazing

So the chinks made a movie where the bad guy is a nigger...

>Everyone speaks in chinglish
Sign me up

Is this the first movie where seagull fights someone of renown in martial arts

>We need to update to the latest technology
>I suggest that we update to 3G!
Holy shit China

Chinkino

>Seagull doesn't utter a word the entire trailer

these seagal movies actually have great photography

He has ascended beyond dialog. He's not even doing footwork anymore, just manhandling dudes right where he stand

is mike the only man to actually out act the seagal

What's a good entry point to the Seagal cinematic universe?

no you dumb newfag

I noticed that too.
Is he just a token? Would be even accept something like that?

Out for Justice is a great place to start, very accessable to newfags. He later body of work is more challenging on multiple layers

They edited his lines out because he's a mumbling mess these days

Why did this dumb, untalented, retarded convicted rapist get a second chance in hollywood while others didn't?

>Hollywood

10 years from now he's going to be tossing people around with his mindpower
>Seagal fantasy kino when ?

How much do you think these slanty eyed dog eaters paid the birthday snatcher and iron mike?

No idea, and now he gets to star in movies alongside boxing legends like Tyson

all through out the movie he sits like budda and never moves just wrecking peoples shit up

>iron mike
KFC bucket filled with ears
>birthday snatcher
ripe punani

Fuck off.

>They edited his lines out because he's a mumbling mess these days

Because the rest of the cast speaks proper English in such an intelligible way, right?

>ear snatcher meats birthday snatcher
Yall niggaz getting snatched

>Dis izzo un offair
Fucking chinks lmao

Based chinks using Thinkpads

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>cinematic universe?
Do you mean visual poetic anthology.

>youtube.com/watch?v=_cPgafBEqn4

When will manlets learn?

But Mike is a manlet too

He could not see the slap coming because he was faking with his other hand. But even if he were to dodge the first one he would still get struck by the second one. Literally inescapable. Also the slaps hits in such a way that it confuses and stuns the enemy, therefore opening him up for follow up strikes.

This is deep.

did he even hit mike?

HES FUCKING BACK LADS

This is counterfeit in film form

Can't wait to add this to my criterion collection

>those white monkey "actors"
jesus christ china it takes more than being white to be an actor

It's beautiful. This will be kino incarnate

Just throw one on Netflix, he has like 6 new kinos a year, you can't go wrong

I like the look of the action. Asians know how to do good action, unlike Americans.

No one complained when Ryan Gosling had seventeen lines in the entirety of Only God Forgives. Or when Mads Mikkelsen didn't talk at all in Valhalla Rising.

Every time I see Seagal he gets fatter.

>extremely cringey action scenes
>script is only there to bring forth action scenes
>second trailer basically "CHINA NUMBA WAN" propaganda with its flag flying high and never seems to get dirty even in the land of sand
>obviously Steven "I PUSSY OUT TO BAS RUTTEN" Seagal

Also what happened to Mike? He was one of the "baddest" boxer in the world and he stood to such a new low? Worst when he was in that chinky wing chun bullshido crap of a movie.

Yes i'm sure both of these films are comparable to this chinese masterpiece

Seagal AND Tyson kino? Jesus. Must watch.

>This is the official thumbnail from the official trailer

Lord have mercy on my sides

>Got convicted of rape
>His manager screwed him out of his money
>spent years rebuilding both his reputation and his bank account.
Mike's in a better place now than he was when he got out of prison and seems to have become a better person for it, weirdly enough.

Seagull hit his chakra

holy shit, those fucking chinks

i'm not ready for this
i don't have nearly enough hard drugs for this

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Top tier cgi work. True chinese craftmanship

>Mike Tyson Net Worth: Mike Tyson is a retired American boxer who was the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world. Mike Tyson currently has a net worth of $3 million. During the peak of his career, Mike Tyson earned and squandered an entire $300 million fortune.

JUST even by black standards

>leave film to me

Holy shit that trailer looks like kino

i won't be surprised if it turns out that they literally paid russian/slavshit whores to "act"

kino, as far as my eyes can see

>one shot with Tyson trying to hit Seagul
>next shot with him hitting wood
POETRY

Absolutely amazing, 10/10 artwork

He's actually happier now worth $3 million (he even paid off his debts with that cash in the bank) from his Vegas show and his movie deals like this.

Slav whores can't pull off an accent to save thier lives. It's probably some Fiverr tier Euro actress

>official artwork
>still looks like it's a pirated Chinese DVD

POTTERY

>Seagul so fat he can't even open his mouth anymore
>unintelligible Tyson speech
This is the funniest shit.

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This is a new era of Seagal posting

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why is seagul so stoic despite one of the strongest punches in boxing history coming to his face?

At least chinks know how color saturation works.

This is prettier on the eye than any capeshit of the last 5 years

Wont people wonder who those two guys on the poster are after watching the film?

Do you think he's back?

>I'll eat your ass out! I'll make you my bitch!
>............. Well I'm sorry to hear that.

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Yes but those actors use body language and their eyes extensively, whereas Segal relies on his wordplay skills in his craft.

I'm supposed to believe Seagal won't get KTFO by Tyson? Please

It's good that there's someone still making movies for guys though. Everything hollywood puts out is chad centric and aimed for kids and women

>mfw i read it in seagal's voice

>untalented

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Jesus this is amazing

They're extras, why would they pay for real actors

That is going to be a great film. A supreme masterpiece of cinema.

t. dumb westerncunt

>convicted rapist
Only weak and unable think that rape is something horrible.

>movies for guys
Fat mountain vs brain damaged isn't exactly a thrilling action.

>chinese movie
>the whole movie is in englith becauth mike can't thpeak right

>ser
>are yu here to retree the dh serscoll

The woman who accused him was lying anyway. Mike Tyson's manager had a fucking tax lawyer defend him.

This post raped me, I'm contacting the fbi

Would Mike destroy Seagal in a real fight?

no doubt about that

>no doubt about that
Even now?

No, Akido is one of the deadliest martial arts in the world. If its a real fight, Steven would have flip Mike when he comes in for a straight.

I was honestly impressed at how bad Tyson was in ip man 3, it was amazing

>Would Mike destroy Seagal in a real fight?

You can't beat Seagal. He's not human anymore... he became an idea. And you can't kill ideas.

How could anyone possibly entertain the notion that Steven Seagal could take Mike Tyson in a fight

Above the Law

>not hard to kill

Segalkino really does make me smile

FIRE

that's not even Mike, it's clearly a bodydouble
>Mike is so unstable he can't even take a light slap to the cheek