Team Coon

>Team Coon
>Team Mysterion
which are you?

I'll go villain and join Professor Chaos.

This

>I'm sorry Cartman, but they're my friends.
>God damn it, Kenny you black asshole!

Anyways Team Mysterion.

This, but also I hope Tweek x Craig is still a thing in the game. I hope it's made canon.

ah but it is. they made a reference in the movie franchise board.

>Siding with Kenny after he became a nazi zombie princess and tried to take over the world

>Siding with Cartman
>ever

As said that is just asking to be betrayed. And different setting makes it a different game entirely, it is like pressing the reset button.

The one that isn't just being used as an excuse to say a racial slur.

Fuck Southpark and fuck Matt and Trey.

>holding Mysterion accountable for Princess McCormick's actions
that isn't really fair man.

>>/polygon/

Team Toolshed

Team Coon. He was protecting the town from rapists before anyone else got the idea of becoming a hero.

what's a coon?

A negroid individual.

Black sell out apparently.

I'll be looking forwards to a Cupid Douchebag side-plot.

>tfw they brought a white guy out on stage so they didn't have to say 'coon' in front of girlwood

I'm just worried that that's the only time it'll ever be brought up.

I WAS INTO UNTIL THEY STARTED MAKING FUN OF MARVEL FUCK YOU SOUTH PARK

But Cartman was the right choice to side with in SoT, mostly because my nigga Butters was on his team and because Kyle comes off as a dick for kidnapping you and trying to make you to switch teams with no reason

>point blank refuses to call you anything but Douchebag
>commands you to beat up and fart on his other friends for his own amusement
But it's Kyle that comes off as a dick.