I wonder if Kate will still buy me Lego sets after she gets married...maybe Jamie will ALSO by me sets as well

> I wonder if Kate will still buy me Lego sets after she gets married...maybe Jamie will ALSO by me sets as well.

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Why is she so autistic?

>I will never get to play legos with her.

Lego needs to put out a Rooney Lego figure.

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ywn be roon roon's caretaker... hurts to know

Roon a CUTE.

>tfw roon will never show you her collection

I'm sure she has all the star wars sets

CUTE

Mara is engaged?

To Jamie Bell

Roon a cute. Cute!

This thread is pure shit from the beginning so don't ban me for derailing it mods.

might as well roll

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lucky

Please good result please

Rollin

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S-she's scared of how big it is right? H-haha

rull

rollerblade

Mara, what's that smell?

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hmm

gimme the good one

AMINAL CHIGGUM NUG-NUGS

>it doesnt get any bigger user...?

please let roon roon like it...

they see me rollin'

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Rooney>Mara

oh boy

kate a cute. a CUTE.

Roon much cuter.

Why does she have such a vacant look in her eyes. Is she legitimately autistic?

to each their own. her eyes and freckles do it for me.

What do you think?

They are both cute.

>"Hey Roons, what are you doing?"
>"Just building some LEGO and watching a movie."
>"I see. You know I'm going out tonight, right? With my date?"
>"Yeah, you told me. I remember things, Kate."
>"Well, I'm leaving soon."
>"Yeah, yeah."
>"Well what I wanted to say is... what it is is... hey Rooney, what movie is that?"
>"The Lion King."
>"I used to love that. Now I can't remember anything about it. I used to listen to the songs all the time. Now I can't even remember who made them."
>"There was something you wanted to say?"
>"Yes... Rooney, I really don't want to see you on this date tonight. It's a private thing and-"
>"I understand. I'm not like I used to be anymore."
>"Oh, well I see you later then."
>"Have fun."
>Kate leaves the appartement
>She sees her date standing on the corner of the street
>It's Daniel Craig
>Kate walks up to him
>"Hey babe, I live over there."
>"Oh, sorry."
>"That's alright. My car's this way."
>They walk to the car together
>"So, did Rachel notice anything?"
>"She's a dyke. She doesn't care."
>"Wow. I suspect my sister is kind of like that."
>"She's a weird one, isn't she? WIth all due respect."
>"It's alright. She kind of is. I love her, but she can be a pain."
>They get in the car
>"Yeah, your sis is pretty quiet. Kept playing with legos while we were filming Dragon Tattoo."
>"LEGO."
>"What?"
>"That's what you're supposed to call them."
>"Does it really matter?"
>"It does to her."
>Daniel looks both contemplative and uninterested
>"Crazy girl. Again, with-"
>"All due respect, yes. It's alright. She's my little crazy sister. A loveable goof. Mama and Papa never really understood her. Papa wanted her to be more like a girl and Mama... Mama kind of wanted to say."
>"But she's feminine."
>"Yeah, but she's not normal, and she's obsessed with LEGO. Papa thought that was for boys only. I always stood up for her. Hung out with her. Understood her. I always felt like I was the only one who could. And definitely someone who should."

>"That's cute."
>"That I love my sister?"
>"That's cute too, but I meant that you still call your parents Mama and Papa."
>"Well, I'm pretty cute."
>Kate and Daniel both laugh
>Daniel kisses Kate on her neck
>"Enough about my sister, what have you been up to?"
>"Oh... just this and that. Acting stuff."
>"You? Acting? Get out of here."
>Daniel laughs
>"I've been trying to get into. But it's hard. Did you hear they're looking for a new James Bond? I think I might audition."
>"In your dreams, buddy."
>"The only thing in my dreams is you."
>"That's what I want to hear."
>Dan puts his hand on Kate's leg
>"Now I have more than dreams."
>"That's just the way you like it, don't you, you- What's that noise?"
>"That knocking?"
>"Yeah!"
>"What's going on?"
>A hard knocking comes from the trunk
>"KATE!"
>It's Rooney
>"KATE! KATE! KATE!"
>"Is that your fucking sister?"
>"Yes... yes it is."
>"KATE YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SEE ME SO I CLIMBED INTO THE TRUNK"
>Daniel leans back and closes his eyes forcibly
>"I can't fucking believe this."
>"KATE CAN YOU HEAR ME"
>"Yes, I can hear you."
>"OK GOOD CAN YOU SEE ME"
>"No."
>"THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING FOR"
>"Rooney why are you doing this?"
>"IT'S SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT"
>Daniel puts his head on the dashboard
>"Sure. This is happening. This is what happens. Of course. This is what I get."
>"HEY KATE IS THAT MISTER DANNY DETECTIVEMAN WITH YOU"
>"Yes, it's Daniel Craig."
>"She calls me Danny Detectiveman? I'm fucking Danny Detectiveman?"
>"I SAVED HIM FROM A MURDERER ONCE BY BEATING THE MEANIE WITH A GOLF CLUB"
>"Rooney you fucking freak I told you twenty times, especially after you actually thought I didn't want to go out with you - I don't, but it was my CHARACTER you liked - that it was a movie! A fucking movie, Rooney!"
>"MAMA DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN ME AND KATE SAY BAD WORDS"
>"Rooney, what is so important?"
>"OH KATE IT'S REALLY SOMETHING YOU'RE GONNA LOVE"
>What is it?"
>"KATE I REMEMBER WHO WROTE THE MUSIC FOR THE LION KING"

2.5 inches erect here

Full house boiiiii

Nice, saved

>that episode of Kimmy Schmidt where they said there's a secret third sister named Mara Mara who can only say her own name
Does Tina Fey browse Sup Forums?

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kek

>But Auntie Cate, I don't wanna put my mouth on your front-butt. It tastes all funny...
>You do want your legos back don't you?
>y-yes...
>Then be a good girl and do what your Auntie tells you
>o-ok...