How do i get a german gf?

how do i get a german gf?

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are you muslim?

no

bad news then friend

Juzt b urself:DDDDD

be a big strong norwegian probably helps

be black
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lol that guy with the Kraut and Tea username in the comments

Be arab

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>falling for jewish tricks

Women ARE a Jewish trick user.

I've had a couple of those, they're not worth it trust me lad

good. i feel better now

Explain

>get a german gf
use soviet style

its actually reality have you ever been to germany

be black

>thinking a turk will be an expert on german women

speak german
dont smell
dont be ugly
dont be autistic

Well my first proper one was a whale for practicing (oh and we did practice believe you me) and the second one was an anorexic little qt, had very good genetics what with the blonde hair and blue eyes and everything, but her illness hampered her proper growth and even today she's still kind of a semi-midget for her age

Then i also had a couple other stints with some other random thots, among them another petite smaller one and another chubby blonde younger than me which unfortunately didn't lead to anything more than handholding due to detrimental circumstances back then

The thing is though that german women aren't really wife material, at least not the ones in western germany since they've basically been raised to hate themselves and their own race which makes them very neurotic because subconsciously they think it's wrong to raise white children since the state (= what they perceive as male authority on a base level) told them so

OP should basically go for rural ones or eastern germanics (sorb qt's from lusatia/silesia, austrians) only

Damn that is depressing

>they've basically been raised to hate themselves and their own race which makes them very neurotic because subconsciously they think it's wrong to raise white children since the state
is this why so many german women are into helping immgrants

jesus. there's an element of that here in oslo too. i met a qt here recently who we hit it off well together but she started talking about how she never wanted to have children girl pls

I have a german gf, willing to trade for norwegian or danish gf

Man that's sad.

Why you guys hate yourselves?It's muh Hitler?

Do they have that for just Germans or all Europeans and huwhite peoplw

>speak german

I don't speak german and that's what attracted her in the first place - Germans hate Germans

This unironically sounds great to me, I want a qt ill German wife to live with until she or me crosses the rainbow.

you call me a dog?

most of german women look like someone who was kissed by a sledgehammer

>watching porn
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plebs

Id rather a french or dutch gf they're a lot more fun than germans

Are german girls impressed by foreigners that can speak German?

I would be. Shows respect for the culture and that you are smart or at least capable of learning another language. [spoiler]I'm male though.[/spoiler]

Errr is your penis feminine by any chance?

German girls like Brazilians?

Germans love themselves yet hate themselves.
They want germany to Both dissappear and be.

Ask her for her watch. She'll know the drill

What are you talking about man?
>The thing is though that german women aren't really wife material, at least not the ones in western germany since they've basically been raised to hate themselves and their own race which makes them very neurotic because subconsciously they think it's wrong to raise white children since the state (= what they perceive as male authority on a base level) told them so

literally all made up/baseless assumptions
your experiences dont allow you to draw these conclusions

also >practice gf
ayy lmao

>experiences
there's your error

have money

what do you mean?

Ignore the Sup Forums tier bait man

Nah, most german girls are communists

he's obviously making shit up mate
99% of everything posted here is just larp and inane ramblings

>how do i get a german gf?
why do you want one? Norwegian girls seem superior to me

>German gf
this is worst choice.
i had German woman friend but Germans are insincere and they have shit characters.(except German men’s, but they’re great.)
now i have french, i think they're better than German women’s desu.

I assume a only a turk would be dishonorable to propogate blacked myths

why